Did Werner get the boot?

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Tom

Big Wall climber

San Luis Obispo CA

Mar 22, 2016 - 09:33pm PT

WERNERU AKBAR

Werner Von Braun (aka WBraun, WonderBraun, WVB, the smoking duck) is the one true Yozenite Master.

WERNERU AKBAR

WVB has ascended to a higher astral plane here on earth, that great living Nirvana all true prophets seek to attain.

WERNERU AKBAR

WVB has escaped the tyrannical bonds of earthly material interest in what crankloons are saying on the internet.

WERNERU AKBAR

WVB has bequeathed to us, in written form, his sacred wisdom, screeds and rants.

WERNERU AKBAR

All true believers must perform this ritual, every day, at least once:

Kneel and face toward the lower pitches of the Pacific Ocean Wall

Make a fist in front of the chest, and the other at the waist, to mimic rappelling

Shout, as loudly as possible: HEY WERNER! OFF BELAY!

WERNERU AKBAR

It is the duty of all true believers, who have the ability, to make the pilgrimage, at least once in their lifetime, to the mecca, Yosemite Valley.

The pilgrims must participate in various events, rituals and ceremonies, such as flashing the Nutcracker mantel, doing the first five pitches of Central Pillar of Frenzy, drinking OE800 on the wall and high-fiving on the summit of Half Dome.

All true believers must throw small stones at the rock that represents the climbers' ultimate nemesis, El Capitan.

All true believers must go to Camp 4, and silently stand before Columbia Boulder, and stare at the spot where the original charcoal graffiti lightning bolt used to be.

WERNERU AKBAR

Photos, cartoons or other images of WVB are forbidden.

You may not ridicule WVB, or speak ill of YOSAR.

It is blasphemy to say that WVB obtained the wisdom of rescue techniques from a braying ass.

WERNERU AKBAR

nature

climber

Boulder, CO

Mar 22, 2016 - 10:16pm PT

Not Krishna?

Jan

Mountain climber

Colorado & Nepal

Mar 22, 2016 - 10:24pm PT

Some people don't know one Hindu god from another. : )

Lorenzo

Trad climber

Portland Oregon

Mar 22, 2016 - 10:32pm PT

Maybe he decided to free the shield...

It'll go no problem.

Stupid Americans can't think for themselves.

They only listen to stupid lab coats.

All you have to do is be reborn in your next life as an insect.

Then you can free it and get eaten at the top by a bird.

Stupid climbers ....

neebee

Social climber

calif/texas

Mar 22, 2016 - 10:59pm PT

hey there say, ... man oh man, i don't get on line enough, to see some of the updates...

hope werner is okay... :)
would he get off the taco, if he is extra busy, ?

hope to see him, again here sometimes...

ß Î Ø T Ç H

Boulder climber

ne'er–do–well

Mar 22, 2016 - 11:19pm PT

MisterE

Gym climber

Small Town with a Big Back Yard

Mar 22, 2016 - 11:33pm PT

"Who is Werner, Baby?"

"Werner is Braun, Baby - Werner is Gone."

ECF

Big Wall climber

Ridgway CO

Mar 23, 2016 - 05:20am PT

If he left, that's fine.
But if he got the boot, I'm done here forever.

Yes, his posts tended to the preachy sometimes, but if this website thinks it can survive banning him, i won't participate.

Censorship is not freedom.

So who threw the bucket of water on the campfire?

nature

climber

Boulder, CO

Mar 23, 2016 - 05:46am PT

Some people don't know one Hindu god from another. : )

I suppose it is hard to keep track of all three hundred and thirty million of them

justthemaid

climber

Jim Henson's Basement

Mar 23, 2016 - 06:22am PT

Hmm- that's a total bummer:( I'm having a hard time believing the management gave him the boot-his comments aren't really in that league. I'm *guessing* it's self initiated.

He does work for a bunch of feds- on a totally random theory- it begs the question if some muckity-muck bureaucrat put the screws to him to be less visible.

Ryan Tetz

Trad climber

Bishop, CA

Mar 23, 2016 - 06:45am PT

Is this for real? Lame

HighDesertDJ

Trad climber

Mar 23, 2016 - 06:45am PT

He does work for a bunch of feds- on a totally random theory- it begs the question if some muckity-muck bureaucrat put the screws to him to be less visible.

He's been posting here for 12 years so that's probably unlikely.

BigB

Trad climber

Red Rock

Mar 23, 2016 - 06:45am PT

Stoopid crankloons and their attachments

Curt

climber

Gold Canyon, AZ

Mar 23, 2016 - 06:47am PT

Werner = das boot !!

Curt

jonnyrig

climber

Mar 23, 2016 - 06:53am PT

Why don't one of you geniuses who knows him personally go ask WTF and report back here. The endless speculation is just par for the course around here. Congrats on creation of such a sterile environment... I'm sure it'll do WONDERS for you.