OZ not a rap route...

The first time i replaced a bolt was on chopping/cleaning mission. Singer and I went up on Zenyatta Mondatta in 1997 with the goal of "restoring the route to its original condition." We chopped about 5 lead bolts, removed 90+ copperheads, and removed about 30 bolts from belays replacing them with 13 3/8”

We were all fired up on our job well done and decided to do the same to the PO Wall a month later. Just as we were getting ready to blast off we realized we left the canned Manderin Oranges in the car so I ran back to the Meadow. There I saw some people racking up for the PO and warned them “I hear the PO wall has been cleaned, you might want to bring some extra heads.” At which point one of the climbers turned red and, not knowing who I was, said “F*#k. It must be that dammed Chris Mc…McWhatever screwing up another route!”

Being a total wimp, I took that as my cue to walk away as quickly as possible.

6.The very fact that you all have so much time to waste in front of your computer screen tells us that you have not spent one tenth of a percent as much time in the park as ourselves. Our relocation to a metropolitan area is simply because we have a combined 2 dollars in the bank, after months of tireless dirtbagging.

I could go on and on about our superiority, but, in the long run, why bother?

P.S.- For Sale: many rusty quarter inch hangers (historical background can be provided!)

P.S.S.- Of course it's on the forum, do you think that it was posted for your benefit? We just wanted to see what lame comments you losers would come up with....

Love and wet kisses,
James and Max