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BPorter
Big Wall climber
Quartz Hill, Ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 18, 2006 - 02:33pm PT
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OK,
As the originator of this thread, and a verified "Regular Guy", I feel it is my responsibility to identify the real "Regular Guys" on this site. After some preliminary research into this thread and past threads, here are my preliminary findings:
Real Regular Guys
Dingus
Forest
Medric
Blinny
Lambone
Grug
Gunkie
Locker
Hardman
Dirtbag
Shack
Jaybro
Ed
RSN
RokJox
Chaz
Yo
Mike
Spyork
Munge
Scuffy
Holdplease *
AKClimber(after that last post on the Pad thread you a shoe in)
Karl
RhotoRouter
Crimpergirl *
Wildone
Melisssa *
Largo
Definitely NOT Regular Guys
Fatty
Dick Danger
Tommy
Juan
Jody (still under investigation)
Ramjet
Currently in LIMBO
Ouch
Mac
Ammon
Pete
Bachar
Werner (I was pulling for you Werner but Festus was adamant!)
Your input is appreciated in assisting us in identifying the "Regular Guys" of the world.
Sincerely
Cracko
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Jaybro
Social climber
The West
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Mar 18, 2006 - 02:50pm PT
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Freakin' Hippies!
;)
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Mar 19, 2006 - 09:46pm PT
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freakin' hippies indeed...
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Mar 20, 2006 - 01:05am PT
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Fatty, why do you give a fvck about some stupid list?
And when I start shytting again, I might just be regular, but it's been 4 days now.
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WBraun
climber
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Mar 20, 2006 - 01:15am PT
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Rokjox
Is that you in the picture?
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BPorter
Big Wall climber
Quartz Hill, Ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 20, 2006 - 09:39am PT
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Fatty,
Let me help you out man. Regular Guys don't pretend to be highly classified members of the government with direct connections to the Oval Office! Plus, Regular Guys really don't give a Fvck about some stupid list! Dirt, you're definitely a Regular Guy...I don't know how I missed you!
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Mar 20, 2006 - 11:10am PT
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But BP, I have not sh!t in 4 days, how can I be regular?
And I defer to Groucho, one of my early role models, who proclaimed, "I would not be a member of any club that would have me."
But I thank you for your kind offer!
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Cracko
Trad climber
Quartz Hill, California
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Mar 20, 2006 - 11:53am PT
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Fatty,
Well, the list was a troll to get you hooked....and it worked.
Hooked and landed baby !!!!
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Cracko
Trad climber
Quartz Hill, California
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Mar 20, 2006 - 11:57am PT
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And Dirt,
If you haven't sh#t in four days, you're definitely a Regualar Guy!! Ya see, real regular guys are paranoid of taking a sh#t on a ledge or portaledge, so just before a big wall outing they go on a diet of Weber white. I'm serious man...just ask my buddy Racko.
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wildone
climber
right near the beach, boyeee (lord have mercy)
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Mar 20, 2006 - 12:10pm PT
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" Fatty,
Let me help you out man. Regular Guys don't pretend to be highly classified members of the government with direct connections to the Oval Office! Plus, Regular Guys really don't give a Fvck about some stupid list! Dirt, you're definitely a Regular Guy...I don't know how I missed you!"
LOL! COmedy gold. I almost sprayed coffee out of my nose!
Also, glad to see I'm a regular guy. If you only knew how much of a kook I am.
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Cracko
Trad climber
Quartz Hill, California
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Mar 20, 2006 - 12:36pm PT
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Damn F10, I forgot, you've got Mission Gorge connections just like the Porter bros. You're in !!
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Festus
Social climber
San Diego
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Mar 20, 2006 - 09:59pm PT
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In the 12th post in this thread Chaz pretty much made Largo's point before Largo did. And as an outsider (I'm really just a backpacker who has tied into a rope a few times) looking in, I have to tell you that IS what's great about your sport, and why I stuck around after checking in only to give my brother some sh#t.
And Fattrad, you and he aren't so different. Look at what's happened in this thread. Cracko has gone from being the champion of the little guy to deciding who qualifies as a little guy.
It's just like Republicans (and most parties and candidates, to be fair): All for less government (and graft) until they are the government.
Now, I happen to know there aren't any better people on this earth than my brothers (dammit, don't tell 'em I said that), and there's no one here who wouldn't have a great time climbing with them, and until it's proven otherwise I have to believe that's probably true of most of the people here.
Anyway, it's all pretty damn entertaining, and unless and until you find out where I live and break into my house and steal sh#t, you're all regular guys.
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BPorter
Big Wall climber
Quartz Hill, Ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 21, 2006 - 01:00am PT
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Hey Festus,
Don't be moving in on my thread. Are you sure mom and dad didn't name you Richard ????
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Mar 21, 2006 - 01:47am PT
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As far as Ammon's status as a "regular guy", his right foot is definitely out...
check out the back cover 5.10 add in the most recent (#207) Climbing.
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