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nature
climber
Santa Fe, NM
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Mar 20, 2008 - 10:27pm PT
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≠
I don't get it. How come I can't get it to work.
Lois, please explain in three paragraphs or more?
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Mar 20, 2008 - 10:32pm PT
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No no, Malamute, you dog you. Lois does not google when she can ask about it here. IF she did, she would not be so very Lois.
IF I had 5 bucks (inflation you know) for all the times Lois has asked something she could have googled, I'd have a big pile of money.
She claims she knows how to google quite well by the way.
BTW again, regarding a thread crossover of sorts, IF Lois were related to Jello, she'd be the Lois of the Lowes.
I really do wish Lois would start posting on RC.com, because then she would have a bigger audience, and thus be more likely to reach critical mass for Karl's newly minted terms.
As a Loisificated Mnemonic, I offer:
You can lead a horse to water but you cannot make it drink.
You can lead a whore to culture but you cannot make her think.
If you can keep your head on straight when all about you can't,
You'll find that you just might survive the normal Lois rant.
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nature
climber
Santa Fe, NM
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Mar 20, 2008 - 10:36pm PT
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≠
a little help here?
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TradIsGood
Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
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Mar 20, 2008 - 10:43pm PT
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LOL. Nature, lois is still thinking about it. You are very smart and clever guy.
You just need to add a cfe eea after the end of what you typed.
If that is not equal to what you want, then you could
try using less then greater then. You know like so.
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nature
climber
Santa Fe, NM
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Mar 20, 2008 - 10:46pm PT
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i just want the not equal to sign to appear. How clever can I be if Lois could do it but I couldn't?!?!? What could she possibly be thinking about?
EDIT: oh!
I left out the ;
≠
what am i missing?
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Mar 20, 2008 - 11:01pm PT
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"All that was preserved and it all came back to her by the grateful people she shared it with. And so, My Friend, think twice before you jealousy guard this knowledge you have from one who asks you to share it. You just never know what life holds for you. The ironies are many."
Somebody's been "reading" Reader's Digest again. Favourite bedtime reading of Ronald Reagan, too.
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TradIsGood
Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
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Mar 20, 2008 - 11:02pm PT
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Maybe you solved your problem.
But nature gave you a problem.
And you did not solve his.
Please think about it.
Looks like nature did everything right.
He even added half a colon to the end.
But that does ≠ the not equal sign.
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nature
climber
Santa Fe, NM
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Mar 20, 2008 - 11:06pm PT
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i'm following directions
≠
They are zero's right? Not "Oh's"?
yeah... i thought I had it after the ; got added. But I guess Knott.
EDIT: Now I'm really confused. ≠ ≠ ≠
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Mar 21, 2008 - 12:12am PT
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Of course we're friends Lois.
When I'm really pissed at you, you'll get posts like the ones I directed at crappiegrrrl.
Maybe if I can piss you off enough, you'll try to figure out just what is motivating all the pissing. Piss does have it's uses you know!
Think how bad it would be if we could not pee!
Did you know, and I swear I am not making this up, that once upon a time people brushed their teeth with urine, and that the whiter your teeth were, the more urine you had put in your mouth?
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TradIsGood
Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
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Mar 21, 2008 - 12:16am PT
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TradIsGood
Chalkless climber
the Gunks end of the country
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Mar 21, 2008 - 12:21am PT
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Nature, copy and paste the above post. Then click the post. Then edit and paste in the ≠ sign. Then click post.Then edit and put in your comments.
It worked for me. Do you have moatpad?
PS. By above, I meant the one before the one to dirtineye.
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Mar 21, 2008 - 12:44am PT
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Well Lois, if you look to be offended, who am I to stand in your way?
You've laughed at your own obtusenicity before, so don't stop now.
One more time, if I'm really mad at you, there won't be any doubt. You should know that by now.
But what about that business of rinsing and brushing with urine? that is really true. It is the ammonia that whitens teeth.
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Mar 21, 2008 - 01:08am PT
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Used to what? Brush your teeth with urine, or use boiled urine as an anti-septic?
You know, horse urine and ox blood was a common stain for furniture a few hundred years ago.
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Mar 21, 2008 - 03:40pm PT
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My friend who goes to Baja a lot says that light colored cats are coyote food, more so than dark ones.
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Karl Baba
Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 9, 2009 - 01:05am PT
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Lois has intimated on another thread that she will be posting little or not at all in the coming undefined period of time.
Better bump this thread to commemorate Lois
(although a wait and see attitude is always called for)
You are the ONE and ONLY Master!!
;-)
Karl
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Karl Baba
Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 9, 2009 - 01:07am PT
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Here's Lois' last post on the "Hudson Salinity" thread
"Karl,
My dearest friend, I was just going to bed when I noticed your post. You did create something very clever there. Now I have something I must tell you. I am not going to post to anymore threads except this one (or a specific request on someone else's thread). I'd miss you too much to close all options BUT I am not "playing in the sandbox" anymore. Too much poo. It has really reached a point where the negatives have outweighed the positives. When that happens in life - well, you check out.....except I just can't check out on YOU and a quite few others here who I have grown very attached to over the years. I AM, however, very tired of all the poo.
So what that means is if you want to chat, you know where to find me - right here . Same rule applies - anything and everything is fair game for discussion. Otherwise , I'm out of here. ST has gotten simply too poopy, of late. A whole lot of people here just took dumps at the campsite instead of going over to the latrine.
One more thing, please do carry a message for me over to the "Lesson" thread. Dehydration causes severe impairment in judgment. That alone explains explains much everything in terms of "how" There is one little point I want to add. Many people around Woody's age start to get diabetic or pre-diabetic (it is called insulin resistance). Possibly he had some measure of this extremely common phenomenon. It affects huge numbers of persons in that age group. A significant number of persons do not even know they have it.
That being said, small increases in blood glucose (to say nothing of moderate or large increases) magnify the effects of dehydration by MANY fold. IF he were even mildly hyperglycemic (very common at his age) AND he became dehydrated on top of that, the net effect would be to cloud judgment to a very significant level. This whole "mystery" could be nothing more complex than simply a case of a mildly elevated glucose level.
Goodnight, Karl. You know where to find me."
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Jaybro
Social climber
wuz real!
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"obtusenicity" okay that one, I HAD to steal!
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
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The concept of "dominance" and "submissiveness" is not restricted to the erotic. The psychology of manipulation, allowance, and subtle prods for furtherance and limitations of any Sadistic and Masochistic behavior reaches well beyond the physical.
I reiterate: The Bottom Is The Top. By allowing the Bottom to define the boundaries of abuse within their accord, the Sadist becomes the manipulated,
not the Masochist.
Such is Lois' Power. She plays the responsive like a harp.
Well done! The Marquis would have appreciated your suffering, and hence, your power.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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almost enough to send me back to nOOb.com
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