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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 4, 2006 - 05:52am PT
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Well dayum!
Neither of you need to be climbers to site on my post.
I just luuuuv being sandwich meat, and have the video to prove it.
Why do you think those boy scouts are so jealous?
It ain't because of my blessed Aschenbrenner.
I'd like to meet your Boise friend but I don't think Gerry will represent you, though its been years since we even talked.
BTW where in the hell is this "Troll Arete"?
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Jennie
Trad climber
Salt Lake
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Gerry will represent me! He's angry with you over a gun deal that went bad. There's a man who knows his guns.
Serendipity Arete is on the west side of Mt Owen (Tetons). I'm sure Troll Arete will make another appearance soon.
My attorney advised me not to talk about the Boy Scouts. they've taken enough heat this year.
(And thanks for not saying the L word. A Thread Host should always outlive his thread!)
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 4, 2006 - 06:32am PT
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Liquidate?
Luminiferous?
Lounge lizard?
Lieback?
Lather?
Liechtenstein?
Apparently you are unaware that Gerry, a defense lawyer, doesn't sue private citizens, not to mention former clients (who hasn't been up there for decades).
You wouldn't actually be a porcine poltroon would you?
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Jennie
Trad climber
Salt Lake
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Gee, Ron. I thought you WERE the government. That's why I hired Gerry. (Who else would be angry at the Boy Scouts?)
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sandstone and sky
Trad climber
AK
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I think I speak for all of us when I say, Whatever Jennie is all about, I'm all about that too, only more:
LEB style edit:
P.S. Whatever dirtineye's for, I'm usually against that.
P.P.S. I was going to post this really cool new way to tie your climbing shoes, but my wife told me most people already know how to do it that way.
P.P.P.S. Some of the rest of us get your humor too Jennie.
SS
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sketchy
Trad climber
Vagrant
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great rant Jennie. I am suddenly attracted to you.
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Ultrabiker
Ice climber
Eastside
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Ron, this photo that was posted as evidence of possible "poseury" on your part, clearly indicates your ability to deciminate "Propaganda". You have absolutely NO gear on your gear loops and the lead line is running directly above you where as the crack, from which any Pro would have been placed by your "Swinging Leader", is clearly to your right and absolutely void of any placed gear. And, records clearly indicate that the Utah State Parks authorities closed Snow Canyon down to any "Local Soloist Climber's" due to a local individual repeatedly using it for "Target Practice" and defacing the rock (which just so happen to be by spraying "non local soloist" routes with human feces and stealing their hanger's in order to place on their routes? Sounds like something a Gov't dude under the authority of the Bush Administration would do!).
PS: And as I see it Ron, you are appear to be simply envious of all the rocks that are under the kegs on which Jennie is voiding herself of any energy that she did not use up on her day of avoiding any of the Snow Canyon's "Soloist Routes"!
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 4, 2006 - 12:10pm PT
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Yeah, I'm a total poseur and could never grab the rack from the two climbers at the top of the first pitch and lead the second pitch.
Except,....read the FA info. The route is called Trouble No More, a concept worth emulating.
Target practice? Hangers "stolen to place on his routes" by someone who uses pins as bolts?
You're supposed to have ventilation when you use chemicals that give off fumes there, Richey. Do you think that anyone on this site with half a brain buys your pipe dreams?
For somebody who claims to have great personal honor you sure do shovel the BS.
Oh yes thats right, you guys don't call it BS, its "dysinformation".
But tell us the one about the diamonds in my teeth again.
Please.
PLEASE!
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Loom
climber
The Whiteboard Jungle
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It's "disseminate" -- sheesh. And I don't think he's going to be spreading any of his seed or disinformation in that get-up.
(locker-style edit)
PrettyDamnHardUltraBiker [by the way, who could actually call themselves any of that with a straight face--I thought it an anomaly when MOUNTAIN MAN(!) first showed up here--what happened to the long-standing noble tradition (though with some historical exceptions) of feigned modesty within the climbing community I ask you?] you are decimating me with your malaprop misspellings and addled ravings.
--Smokey Rococo . )
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elcapfool
Big Wall climber
hiding in plain sight
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Seems Jennie and her friend are in need of a tap...
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Ultrabiker
Ice climber
Eastside
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Loom, interesting observation there, but once again, way above the "Traditional" sense of vocabulary. "DECI", latin for one tenth or tenfold, depending on it's usage. Therefore, in this case, Ron "SPREADS" tenfold amounts of propaganda. It's a joke, get it, a joke. Vroooooooom!!! Over thy head.
Ron, once again you have answered the proverbial delimna that occurs so often in this fine upstanding society of ours and is so pungently displayed in your last post:
"You can dish out the shet but when the shet gets chucked right back at ya, whaaaaa!"
Tiss tiss tiss.... beyond poseurdom.
Always amazing to me to see the reaction of those and also the "Sheep" that so earnestly follow them, that sling condenscending remarks and sometimes demean those that may question or bring up issues that may be, well, let's just say opinionated not in favor with them? Case in point, this sanctimonious thread that you initiated!
Now, how about the original point regarding the lack of pro and direction of the line in that now famous shot of you in your 80's Hefner/Cippolini mix look alike smoking outfit, on this 5.8 first pitch of this, another of your "Solo" routes? Party of three you say now? Sounds like an afternoon outing on a two pitch, 90 foot trad climb? Sounds a little tight and kinky to me. Maybe you all did a little of the Jennie keg action at that first anchor? Cmon, you can tell us the truth, you're on a TR! Don't see any aiders so it is apparent that you didn't continue ascending the third pitch and it is obvious to venture that the pillar on the fourth has yet to dislodge and terminate any humans below on this interstingly done Johnson Canyon "Solo" route. Just asking! And, the next question is, why are you always just on one of your own routes? Have yet to hear you speak of or see any shots of you displaying your deep talents on anyone elses routes. What is up with that dude?
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Still luv ya Jennie, even if you do strange things around other women, when you hear crappy music.
Watch out for crimpergirl, Birdbrain, and Janet, espeically if Janet is wearing the catwoman suit.
Soapstone and Slime on the other hand, well, I'm sure he's been sandwich meat-- with two guys.
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Loom
climber
The Whiteboard Jungle
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So you're a regular UltraShakespeare--making up your own new words and puns? Cool.
"pungently displayed" if it was intentional, was definitely a sharp and tasty use of vocabulary, but you probably meant a sarcastic "cogently" didn't you, really?
And I would absolutely love to hear your explanation for the use of:
"proverbial delimna"
de- (from, down or away) + limn (to outline or portray)
instead of:
dilemma = a quandary, a problem with a choice between unsatisfying solutions
Perhaps you're a bit more Dogberry than Shakespeare?
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 4, 2006 - 07:35pm PT
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There would probably be a lot less of this foolishness if everybody only climbed their own routes, but alas that cannot be.
In my case however it is mandated by my inability to climb even a 5.8 crack (such as is pictured) without drilling a pin ladder compounded by my advancing years.
I am now experimenting with methods to add appropriated hangers!
As for looking like Hefner.How did YOU get to see my videos??
Sad though, he has become a pitiful caricature of himself, but he had his day and, thankfully, so have I. There are however some that never will, and some of them will assuage their disappointment by tearing at others.
deciminate, a latin scholar too! LMAO
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Ultrabiker
Ice climber
Eastside
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Hefner owns an empire, regardless of what many think of him. You? BTW, is that flinger Peugeot hat actually autographed by "Cippo"?
DECI, you wish you came up with that one. Thus, the return satire?
"I am a Latino"! That is if a Spaniard from Andalucia counts?
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 4, 2006 - 07:58pm PT
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This has become puerile, that's from the latin for boy, and means immature or childish.
One had best beware as you have now provided Ouch with your image and, being a fellow dirty old man, he has extended to me the professional courtesy of his restraint (so far), but you sir are liable to discover your countenance as the ultrabutthole of a donkey, which I find strangely redundant.
But then, you seem to be as well.
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Ultrabiker
Ice climber
Eastside
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Now, how about that Poseur issue and premise! Define the parameters of the original intent of this thread.
"I certainly don't agree with everything they say, hell I don't even agree with everything I say, but I respect people that post here without concealing their identity. Some may use pen names but still are open as to who they really are."
Can I assume that you respect me since I have "Identified" myself? Or, is it safe to say that regardless, I am and will always be an "Ultrabutthole" to the "Ronbo" clan?
No LOOM! I said what I said and no thanks for your retrospect on your assumptions of what you think I meant to say.
And as far as the "Donkey" issue goes, that is why I am not allowed in over 21 country's. I had a bad habit of cohabitating with them and disseminating within them! Ouch!
You are way to serious Ron. And, maybe should be asking the question, "Why can Poseurs be Real Climbers?" A pun on the intent of your original "Troll" as you all call it?
Oxymoron, Ronbo! "Can Poseurs be Real Climbers?"="Can Wanna-be Climbers be Real Climbers?"
Oh, and let's go real deep...How about this "Can Putra's be real Climbers?"
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Jennie
Trad climber
Salt Lake
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Glad this thread ends with everybody friends again. Hope my little stunt added to the comraderie.
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Ultrabiker
Ice climber
Eastside
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Me too! Thank God! All too serious eh?
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