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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Aug 27, 2008 - 11:53pm PT
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DL, no distraction. I left the political shhheeee some time ago. Elephant from the age of birth but no one owns me now.
Kids playing in the yard together, "Liar, liar pants on fire"...just wish all the Poli's designer clothes would catch.
Again, all I want is a president that has worked his guts out and made it, is still married to a wife that he loves and his kids are taken care of....as in he taught them to climb. Smiles, Lynne
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WoodySt
Trad climber
Riverside
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 28, 2008 - 12:20pm PT
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Well Fattrad, last night I put my Tosca cd on, pulled my hefty rack on my lap, allowed the Thai ladies to snuggle up, smiled and gently fondled my gear. It was orgasmic. If you haven't figured out my decision by now, you never will.
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TKingsbury
Trad climber
MT
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Aug 28, 2008 - 12:27pm PT
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'Booty Rules' aside, if I found that much gear and then later found out who's it was...I'd feel like a total dick if I didn't return it.
That said, don't let me stop you from being a total dick...maybe we're just a bit more kind up here in the backwaters....
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Nefarius
Big Wall climber
Fresno, CA
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Aug 28, 2008 - 12:30pm PT
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Well, since it's such a conundrum for everyone, I say burn the slings and melt the rest of the sh#t down. No one f*#king gets it then. That way there no excuse for any girly whining on either side.
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WoodySt
Trad climber
Riverside
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 28, 2008 - 01:07pm PT
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I'm a total Dick, and the world needs more of us.
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TKingsbury
Trad climber
MT
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Aug 28, 2008 - 01:13pm PT
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No, there's plenty of y'all
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k-man
Gym climber
SCruz
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Aug 28, 2008 - 01:27pm PT
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Woody the Kid sez: I'm a total Dick
First, the guy is not asking for all his gear to be returned free of charge. He offered a reward.
Whether or not you agree with climbing while intoxicated has no bearing on whether or not he should have his gear returned.
The world has plenty of dicks, and we do not need more. But if Woody the Kid wants to hang a penis on his forehead, he's done a good job of it.
Woody to me is now Woody the PenisHead Kid.
The funny thing is, I'm sure he's proud of it.
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Matt
Trad climber
primordial soup
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Aug 28, 2008 - 01:32pm PT
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tkingsbury-
i like you dood, yer alright.
make sure to give a shout if you are down in CA anytime!
(i'm buyin...)
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Matt
Trad climber
primordial soup
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Aug 28, 2008 - 01:40pm PT
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i'd like to think woody is trolling here
one thing we know about leaving something behind (anything)
it's the luck of the draw who finds it.
either way, what comes around goes around.
this thread is now officially tedious.
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TKingsbury
Trad climber
MT
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Aug 28, 2008 - 01:44pm PT
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Thanks Matt
It'd be fun to head that way...and meet up with a bunch of you folks...
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couchmaster
climber
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Aug 28, 2008 - 03:08pm PT
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Get off Woodies ass. It's one thing when some kids get in over their heads, and through luck and pluck, by leaving shitloads of gear in, get out of the situation with their asses intact. Traditionally that's always been booty, but with the advent of the internet MOST of us would make sure they'd get their stuff back if we learned who they were.
It's another thing altogether when some dudes get sloppy drunk enough to totally f*up and forget it. Lucky they didn't die and have the NPS giving the rest of us the stink eye cause they are suppose to be climbers and we are climbers too - so we're all alike. It they take the game that lightly, I say tradition rules and they get a cheaply learned lesson that gets re-learned, revisited and reinforced when they purchase the gear again. I would be honored to spend a day climbing with Woody, as most of us would. As far as the "reward" of letting this kid belay me for a day, doesn't seem like a reward from what little we know.
ie: Tuff shite, lesson learned, move on.
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Captain...or Skully
Big Wall climber
up Yonder (someplace else)
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Aug 28, 2008 - 06:22pm PT
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Aye, Couch.....I concur.
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klk
Trad climber
cali
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Aug 28, 2008 - 07:23pm PT
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It is oldskool . . .
To wear Sears workpants.
To go crag shopping on Monday after all the weekenders have gone home.
To booty lost/forgotten gear.
It is newskool . . .
To crow about it on the Internetz.
I assume that Woody wanted the attention-- otherwise, why the post?
I just reckoned it was another political thread.
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Ouch!
climber
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Aug 28, 2008 - 08:40pm PT
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Stop picking on Woody. He might take a chicken now and then or a few roasting ears from your corn patch but he would never swipe some dude's climbing gear. Now if Locker could pry his gluey finger from the Enter key, who knows what he might do.LOL!
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andanother
climber
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Aug 28, 2008 - 08:42pm PT
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The only reason I visit this forum is to talk sh#t. Mostly about politics, but I'll talk sh#t about anything, really.
I'm an as#@&%e. What else can I say?
But people like Woody really make me feel better about myself. They make me realize that in the grand scheme of things, I'm actually a really nice guy. Well, compared to some.
Yeah, I bring this place down. Yeah, I'm always negative. But compared to that peice of sh#t Woody, I'm like a friggin' saint!
Thanks Woody. Scumbags like you give the rest of us a good name!
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WoodySt
Trad climber
Riverside
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 28, 2008 - 10:35pm PT
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Andanother,
You are most welcome. I feel I've contributed to your having a "Happy Face". Feel free, at any time, to ask for my assistance in brightening your day.
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bluering
Trad climber
Santa Clara, Ca.
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Aug 28, 2008 - 10:56pm PT
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"Thanks Woody. Scumbags like you give the rest of us a good name!"
keep telling yourself that, Johnson, if it makes you feel better about yourself.
you're so cool, Andy....does that help too?
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Chaz
Trad climber
So. Cal.
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Aug 28, 2008 - 11:23pm PT
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Matt writes (after about 60 posts):
"i'd like to think woody is trolling here"
As far as you're concerned, Matt, Woody's finished with the troll.
You've long ago been trolled, hauled into the boat, scaled, gutted, filleted, grilled, eaten, and by this time tomorrow you'll be floating down the Santa Ana River with the rest of Riverside's sewage on your way to the ocean.
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WoodySt
Trad climber
Riverside
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Topic Author's Reply - Aug 29, 2008 - 03:59am PT
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Yeah, I received an email relating to this issue. Now, the quarter ounce of doubt is gone completely.
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philo
Trad climber
boulder, co.
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Aug 29, 2008 - 11:00am PT
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No Wood Stroke you are knot a total dick you are a little limp dick. "A piece of climbing history" that's a laugh.
I would never expect the Stroker to return gear under any circumstances. But I would expect him to cry the loudest if the roles were reversed.
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