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Loomis

climber
Svět
Jul 13, 2013 - 01:53pm PT
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'Jesus was a terrorist! '


Jesus was a terrorist
Enemy of the state
That's what the Romans labeled him
So he was put to death

He died for his beliefs
What's changed today?

Today bible-thumping cannibals
Reap money from his name
Buy cable networks & power
With old ladies' checks

If Jesus saw Pat Robertson
What do you think he'd say?
Tax free then re-write our laws
And sick 'em on you
Women don't control their bodies
TV preachers do

Censor everything from bathing suits
To science books
From the schoolroom to the bedroom
They want our thoughts - or else

They treat us like the Romans
Used to treat the Christians
Even some church-going folks are scared

Modern catacombs of fear
Built with money, power, and threats
Rock 'n Roll is labeled porn
Sell a record, you're under arrest

Instead of fighting AIDS
They try to stop us having sex
They brag that they won't quit
Till they take dominion over our lives

Is freedom of speech such a terrorist act
Is spiritual peace such a satanic threat
Believe what you want
But we'll fight to keep
Our heads from being cemented in your sand

The Larry

climber
Moab, UT
Jul 13, 2013 - 02:16pm PT
This is my kind of Jesus.

Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Jul 13, 2013 - 09:50pm PT
splitter

Trad climber
SoCal Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Jul 13, 2013 - 11:42pm PT

EDIT: jgill - "why would someone start a thread like this?" ask John Long.

My guess, he's trolling.
jgill

Boulder climber
Colorado
Jul 13, 2013 - 11:48pm PT
Why would someone start a thread like this?
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Jul 13, 2013 - 11:56pm PT
Does it even matter what Jesus' race was?

Isn't it racist to even pose the stupid question?

Geez!!!!!!
MisterE

Social climber
Jul 13, 2013 - 11:58pm PT
He is just a wee Jesus! Have you no joy for the beautiful baby in swaddling?
splitter

Trad climber
SoCal Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Jul 13, 2013 - 11:59pm PT
a jesus hater started the thread. typical troll, he new where it would go!!!
MisterE

Social climber
Jul 14, 2013 - 12:07am PT
Splitter said (referring to Largo):

a jesus hater started the thread. typical troll, he new where it would go!!!

Oh, really?

splitter

Trad climber
SoCal Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Jul 14, 2013 - 01:35am PT
Largo - ...Didn't our Savior...
JL doesn't believe in a God, let alone that Jesus is "our Savior".

Simply another troll. he new where it would, or certainly could go.

JGill asked, I gave him my opinion/answer. hater may be kind of harsh, but what else could a thread like this amount to given the typical climate of this forum. carry on...
Anastasia

climber
Home
Jul 14, 2013 - 01:56am PT
I grew up with these two images. Greek Orthodox is pretty old. We can even claim to be older than the Catholics since, well... The Corinthians are Greeks. One of my Grandfathers came from there.


splitter

Trad climber
SoCal Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
Jul 14, 2013 - 01:57am PT
Baby Satan.

grown up Satan...
So, why does Satan look like a black man (kinda lame, imo)?

edit: answer, probably for the same reason that the OP's pic of BJ looks like a white man. some people (whoever painted it/and whoever cast ^ him) don't know sh#t.

Anastasia - like i said in my post on the first page of this thread, i believe He has black hair. but what difference does it really make? none.

i don't really believe JL's a hater. but these type of threads tend to stir up a lot of hate.
Anastasia

climber
Home
Jul 14, 2013 - 02:03am PT
We all know what race Jesus was... A middle Eastern Jew. Nothing new in that information. I figure he was either the prophet or... One heck of a con man. Yes, I did say that. Now off I go prepping for my son's Baptism this week and yes, he will be attending Hebrew School too.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jul 14, 2013 - 04:04am PT
TUESDAYS WITH t*r: ORDINARY COURAGE

May 15, 2012 - 02:59pm PT

"Christ....."

the WORD from Russ Walling......


JC FULFILLED

Today's not just another Friday.

I'll simply cross it off, no sorrow.

Now I'm going tomb my bed

Until the day-after-tomorrow.

Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Jul 14, 2013 - 04:19am PT
the Baby Jeezus

is that a new type of weed?

i see jeezus every time i light up,

so when am i going to see the baby jeezus when i light up?

Jan

Mountain climber
Okinawa, Japan
Jul 14, 2013 - 04:48am PT
Just a quick note to say that the fat laughing buddha is not the same as the historical Siddharta Guatama Shakya, usually thought of as "the Buddha", born in Nepal.

Buddha is an honorific term, meaning an awakened one, not a family name, and anyone who is considered enlightened can be called "a Buddha". Thus, Jesus can also be referred to by Buddhists as a Buddha.

The fat Chinese Buddha is more along the lines of a saint. His personal name was Ho tei, Ho being his surname. Ho tei was a wandering Buddhist monk in China who carried a bag of sweets which he dispensed to children. What his actual weight was, we do not know, but Chinese folk tradition in a confusion of wisdom and intelligence, assumes anyone smart will find a lot of good Chinese food to eat. Thus even Shakya Buddha, who is depicted as thin in South Asia became quite substantial in China. Shakya Buddha's Chinese depictions are quite different however from Ho tei.

Ho tei has subsequently become thought of as the Chinese patron saint of good food and prosperity. His statue is often placed beside the cash register in Chinese restaurants for good business while the customers rub his fat stomach for good luck.

One can not help but draw parallels between the evolution of Ho tei the Buddhist monk, and Saint Nicholas, the Greek Orthodox monk. The real Saint Nicholas dispensed charity out of a bag he carried over his shoulder at night. Needy people would find money and food thrown over the walls of their courtyard the next morning. From that we eventually ended up with the fat jolly Santa Claus dispensing gifts to children thanks to his fast riding reindeer.

The moral I guess, is that there are similarly saintly people in all religions and geographic regions, and similar perversions of the original stories in various cultures as well.
dirtbag

climber
Jul 14, 2013 - 11:47am PT
WHAT JESUS REALLY LOOKS LIKE































































bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Jul 14, 2013 - 01:04pm PT
concidering that the minority ruling in politics today catters only to this sliver of the populations and their racist fantasies

So when white folks like myself soon become the "minority" in Califorinia, can I walk around pissing and moaning about being 'abused'? Do I get special attention?
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Jul 14, 2013 - 01:12pm PT
not while you continue to reap the ill gotten benefits an abusive system extricating wealth from the working classes vigor is going on

park your robbery and we will happily sue for peace


What if I'm white AND working class?
the Fet

climber
Tu-Tok-A-Nu-La
Jul 14, 2013 - 01:20pm PT
I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life. - Cal Naughton, Jr.
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