Who took a dump on top of Headstone?????????????

Toilet is more accurate.

Of course it was deliberate. I just wonder how far ahead it was planned.

Was it:

"I'm gonna drive to JTree this weekend and sh#t on headstone"

?

Or was it:

Climber 1: [Starts feeling the rumble while roping up at the base] I gotta untie and take a dump.

Climber 2: Ha ha, why not do it at the top?

Climber 1: That would be funny, huh?

Climber 2: Go for it, here's some TP, on belay...

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Curiously, however, there is no "real" word for the place where one deposits one's bodily wastes. "Toilet," which is now thought of as the "official" term, is itself a euphemism — originally, toilet was the process of dressing, as in, "the lady has just completed her toilet." Before toilet assumed its present meaning in the early twentieth century, the accepted technical term for the john was the vaguely disgusting but still euphemistic "bog-house." We thus have a thing for which there are polite terms and impolite terms, but no simply correct term — a situation which may well be unique in the English language.

Why do they call it taking a dump when your not really taking it anywhere?

Parsons died on September 19, 1973, in Joshua Tree, California, at the age of 26 from an overdose of morphine and alcohol.[33][34] According to Fisher in the 2005 biography Grievous Angel: An Intimate Biography of Gram Parsons, the amount of morphine consumed by Parsons would be lethal to three regular users and thus he had likely overestimated his tolerance considering his experience with opiates. Fisher and McElroy were returned to Los Angeles by Kaufman, who dispersed the remnants of Parsons' stash in the desert.

Parsons' body disappeared from the Los Angeles International Airport where it was being readied to be shipped to Louisiana for burial. Prior to his death, Parsons stated that he wanted his body cremated at Joshua Tree and his ashes spread over Cap Rock, a prominent natural feature there; however, Parsons' stepfather arranged for a private ceremony back in New Orleans and neglected to invite any of his friends from the music industry.[34] Two accounts claim that Bob Parsons stood to inherit Gram's share of his grandfather's estate if he could prove that Gram was a resident of Louisiana, explaining his eagerness to have him buried there.[35][36]

To fulfill Parsons' funeral wishes, Kaufman and a friend stole his body from the airport and in a borrowed hearse drove it to Joshua Tree where they attempted to cremate it by pouring five gallons of gasoline into the open coffin and throwing a lit match inside. What resulted was an enormous fireball. Police chased them, but according to one account they "were unencumbered by sobriety" and the pair got away.[34] The two were arrested several days later. Since there was no law against stealing a dead body, they were only fined $750[37] for stealing the coffin and were not prosecuted for leaving 35 lbs of his charred remains in the desert.