Who took a dump on top of Headstone?????????????

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sethsquatch76

Trad climber
Joshua tree ca
Topic Author's Original Post - Feb 21, 2012 - 10:23pm PT
F*#k you and the pile of soggy TP you left up there! What the hell is wrong with people?
Kalimon

Trad climber
Ridgway, CO
Feb 21, 2012 - 10:26pm PT
Wow!

Will the desecration never cease?

The guilty pooper should be tossed from the Stone.
ms55401

Trad climber
minneapolis, mn
Feb 21, 2012 - 10:31pm PT
dew croze eat shi t?
DINT KNO THTA
klk

Trad climber
cali
Feb 21, 2012 - 10:34pm PT
lol.

that free rappel claims another victim.

victims.
Tony Bird

climber
Northridge, CA
Feb 21, 2012 - 11:57pm PT
FACT: weld_it is a highly intelligent professor at a major university.


PROOF: no one as dumb as he acts would know how corn got to australia.
apogee

climber
Feb 22, 2012 - 12:02am PT
That's effed up.

It almost sounds premeditated, though, doesn't it? I mean, who brings TP with them to climb the Headstone?
Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Feb 22, 2012 - 12:15am PT

No sh#t.
Kalimon

Trad climber
Ridgway, CO
Feb 22, 2012 - 12:16am PT
Ravens don't use TP toadass.
BooDawg

Social climber
Butterfly Town
Feb 22, 2012 - 12:18am PT
FACT: The five species of Australian crows and ravens have been there since before the arrival of "corn," probably before the arrival of the Aborigines thousands of years ago.

FACT: Corn is a new world domesticated plant. It was brought to Australia by the British as they were colonizing the place. What we call "corn" is generally known to the rest of the world as "Maize." What the British call "corn," we call "wheat."

FACT: Weld_It is not a professor.
strangeday

Trad climber
Brea ca.
Feb 22, 2012 - 12:19am PT
I saw a sun baked condom up there about ten years ago... Who knows what these people think they are doing...
Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Feb 22, 2012 - 12:19am PT
Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Feb 22, 2012 - 12:21am PT
apogee

climber
Feb 22, 2012 - 12:22am PT
Nice kite shots, Chaz.
jmap

Social climber
NC
Feb 22, 2012 - 12:44am PT
I would like to encourage anyone who is out climbing and needs to sh#t to sh#t. Here's why.

If you f*#k up and fall a really long way and hurt yourself really badly, your body has a purge instinct that overrides any control you may believe you have over your scatological functions.

FACT: If you have a colon-full, you will have a pants-full.

FACT: with the sh#t climbers eat, it ain't pretty. Lentils in, lentils out.

So bring TP or learn to use leaves. Some use rocks but I don't even want to know how their ass got callused enough to tolerate that.

Go when you gotta go or know you may blow even as you try to say:

NO!




Kalimon

Trad climber
Ridgway, CO
Feb 22, 2012 - 01:05am PT
jmap, stay in NC.
LuckyNeck

Trad climber
the basement of Lou's Tavern
Feb 22, 2012 - 01:17am PT
Best thread in a ... Well in a while.
NigelSSI

Trad climber
B.C.
Feb 22, 2012 - 01:25am PT
Guess it was jmap.
bergbryce

Mountain climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
Feb 22, 2012 - 01:56am PT
Anyone who $hit on top of that did it entirely on purpose. man, the karma gods are so gonna get that dude!!!
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Feb 22, 2012 - 02:03am PT
somebody was procrastinating by the looks of that jt pic,

burn the paint right off the out house walls,

good thing it was out doors,

hate to smell that log at the greyhound bus depot,

call roto rooter, that's the name...




E

Social climber
Tujunga CA.
Feb 22, 2012 - 09:45am PT
shipoopi brah!
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