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Jan

Mountain climber
Okinawa, Japan
Nov 12, 2009 - 10:19am PT
TripL7-

No need to apologize. In fact I chuckled when I saw your quote. As a teacher I know that a person can never predict in what future context they will be quoted or misquoted! Anyway, Frank was old fashioned about a lot of things, but he wasn't a prude or a saint.

Another chuckle I got though, came from the fact that his old fashioned values came from 16 years of Catholic education - your favorite! Of course he had long since ceased being a Catholic, but the social values and courtesies remained.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Nov 12, 2009 - 11:07am PT
back to the OP, -Is the bear catholic? Does the pope shit! in the woods?

and
"PS Is there a way to quickly find a given post on a long thread if you know its actual count number?"

Yes Ed posted a way to do exactly that, you'll have to do some looking, though
bwancy1

Trad climber
Here
Nov 12, 2009 - 12:40pm PT
Religion...

It's always amusing to see that grown adults still believe this stuff.

Classic.
Karen

Trad climber
So Cal urban sprawl Hell
Nov 12, 2009 - 12:46pm PT
Wow, this was the ultimate thread hijack!!!!!





Ron, all I can say, is I doubt that stung up a couple thousand feet on a portaledge I'd be having any such dreams....
TripL7

Trad climber
'dago'
Nov 12, 2009 - 01:38pm PT
LEB!

Good Morning.

Like I said/meant above, it is message # 1622 at Norton' thread "Creationist Take Another Called Strike...run to dugout".

You might try clicking on the 'view all' at the bottom of the first page, and then speed scroll down to about the middle of the page. I just tried to do that, but it locked up my computer for some reason.

I do not know how to e-mail a post. I am new at this and have only e-mailed one person from here (or anywhere for that matter) and they never got back to me.

So try above first!

Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Nov 12, 2009 - 01:54pm PT
Yow what an ugly thread erupted from a simple attempt by P-Ron at some playful ribbing.

can't kill it Ron, you reap what you sew, so? Sewey!

Tripl7, If I may, how did school prayer save your life in 1957? Gotta be a story there.

Back to the first post, I think that the women asked had less shall we say, candor with the inquisitioners, back in those Kinnsey days.

100% of the women I've slept with (they know who they are and none of them are here) have had those special dreams, one time or another, I gotta think it's close to universal.

BTW all, Don't worry, Lois eats dinner facing the corner tonight, you can count on me to enforce this. She's not going to attempt to poke my eye out with a stilleto heel, again...
hossjulia

Trad climber
Eastside
Nov 12, 2009 - 02:17pm PT
Piton Ron and locker, yes.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 12, 2009 - 02:34pm PT
I already knew.

Sheesh!

I go to sleep and wake up with thread cancer.
TripL7

Trad climber
'dago'
Nov 12, 2009 - 03:17pm PT
Jaybro- "how did school prayer save your life in 1957...".

Like I said above "indirectly". I was referring to the policy of the fifty's(living in NY)in which we were given the option to one day a week, last hour of class go to our respective denominations for 'punishment' (you have undoubtedly heard 'nun puns'). Which usually amounted to coloring in pictures of two of every kind of animals, in line to some boat that looked like to me, there was no way they would fit into. This was first grade, please keep in mind.

Or stay in class for secular options (coloring in pictures of monkeys and lizards, or learning how to spell D-A-R-W.. etc.)

So on the one of the few occasions I decided to go to the Catholic Church (parents let me decide) I heard about how Jesus loved me.

Simple story if I remember correctly. The nun gave me a picture of some dude with a beard (after she set down the ruler). I started coloring in His robe all red and His beard all white and the nun finally asked me "do you know who that is John?" and I replied "Of course, Santa Claus!"

So after she got done with the ruler (you no doubt heard what nun's do with rulers when you answer the question wrong) she told me a little about how He loved me...

Let me tell ya, the ruler-rule works because I never forgot who He was after that, dude. And as I was telling LEB above, being in a no-way-out situation when I was 8yrs old (as in you are going to die kid), I thought what the heck, what have I got to loose. So I called out "Jesus please help me".

So, since that was were I heard of Him loving kids, I figure it was instrumental in saving my life.
Karen

Trad climber
So Cal urban sprawl Hell
Nov 12, 2009 - 03:25pm PT
Damn*t keep this on topic!!!! argh....
TripL7

Trad climber
'dago'
Nov 12, 2009 - 03:38pm PT
Karen!

I had nothing to do with no hijacking.

I had stopped to clear up some fantasy...correction, I mean fallacy Piton was twiddling with, said good-buy and the next thing ya know I am feeling like one a them NFL QBs trying to extricate himself from some pile-up, with a couple sheep thrown in the mix!!

It is definitely MH's fault.

TripL7

Trad climber
'dago'
Nov 12, 2009 - 03:49pm PT
Jaybro!

100 women?

Common dude, I am older than you and the 80+ women that I....OH...that was 100%...

OK, let me start over...

Never mind...and what I meant was the 8^ not 80...obviously dude, after all, I was brought up a Catholic!!!
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C. Small wall climber.
Nov 12, 2009 - 04:00pm PT
My mother was raised as a Roman Catholic in a town in Ontario with a large German population, but also a significant British/Protestant group. The Catholics, on their way to and from their (separate) schools, were called "cat lickers" by the others.

Oh, am I doing it again? Sorry.
Beatrix Kiddo

Mountain climber
Littleton
Nov 12, 2009 - 04:04pm PT

Speaking of God, if your lover takes the Lord's name in vein while making love, will this send him straight to hell? The other night mine said it at least 6 times. "Oh God Kiddo! OHhhh GOOOODDDDDDD!" It just went on and on from there. I'm also wondering if I will go to Hell too since I'm guilty by association.

Like hoss said, we can and do have the nocturnal O. How fun would it be if you could have one and manipulate your dream in the process. Helllooooo sexiest male athlete thread.


Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Nov 12, 2009 - 04:05pm PT
You're egging me on, Trippy 7 I said 100 percent, and left the amount empty....

But I knew there was story in the 'fidy seven prayer thing.. I've heard tails of those penquins and their rulers, seen the Blues Brothers even

you ever color a unicorn?....
TripL7

Trad climber
'dago'
Nov 12, 2009 - 04:36pm PT
Beatrix!

Not the Dude I know.

You might want to check with the 'Cat-lickers' though!

Since I left the Catholic church when I was about 12-13, after I got my 'butt-licked' one too many times by them mean-old nuns.

Told her "I'm to old for that"...she got out the ruler and, licked my butt.

Edit: are we talking about the same kind of licking here...I am so confused!

It's all Mighty Hikers fault...
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C. Small wall climber.
Nov 12, 2009 - 04:38pm PT
Sort of like a watch - takes a licking, and keeps on ticking. Although doesn't ticking have something to do with quilts or mattresses or something? Bed stuff, so it's sort of relevant.
TripL7

Trad climber
'dago'
Nov 12, 2009 - 04:55pm PT
Jaybro!

Surely you new I was jesting.

At first I thought I would go with the 100%.

Something like.... Jaybro says-"100% of the women I have known...".

My response- "Jaybro, three women hardly constitutes anything in making a determination in regards to....

But I went with what I did, since it gave me the opportunity to do a little bragging on my part.

I am just one sick-dude. But forgiven.

Why don't you guys just leave me alone...all the babes here are starting to gang up on me!

It's all MH's fault!!

Your all a bunch a Cat lickers!!!

Quit pic-kin on me! I'm gonna report you to the....NUNS!!!
TripL7

Trad climber
'dago'
Nov 12, 2009 - 05:08pm PT
Jaybro- "you ever colored a unicorn"?

Unicorn?

Like Werner would say- "Nope"

I have have the feeling I am setting myself up.

Why don't you ask Mighty Hiker?

On second thought...MH explanation would probably have something to do with unicorns+sheep...I am still repenting about the sheep thing so, go ahead tell me Jaybro.

WAIT A MINUTE!!!

LET ME GET MY CRAYONS!!!

OK, I'm ready.
TripL7

Trad climber
'dago'
Nov 12, 2009 - 05:19pm PT
Kiddo!

BTW if you ever drop the squealy boy-friend(only 6 times?gotta git urself a-real-man)give me a call...I'll go into a little more detail about the questions ya have.
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