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zBrown
Ice climber
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Mar 24, 2016 - 08:00pm PT
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OK all you lames, the San Berdoo iPhone has been successfully hacked
Israel pffft. B&B? hell no, it ain't no bed and breakfast, just a couple of Hi-Tech gurus.
I cannot help but wonder, if that check is really in the mail.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Mar 24, 2016 - 08:02pm PT
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The Werner will have the last laugh, of that I am unanimous.
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jstan
climber
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Mar 24, 2016 - 08:15pm PT
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Roger Breedlove
climber
Cleveland Heights, Ohio
Topic Author's Reply - May 27, 2010 - 05:35pm PT
Send that bird east, Werner. Have her (it has got to be a her, right) drop the ring on the south shore of the 4th lake after the last mountain. I will keep an eye out.
Werner, it was great to see you and Meri.
As I get older I, strangely, find my memory getting even better.
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Mar 24, 2016 - 09:24pm PT
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Its ok. the Ducks beat the Dukes tonight.
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Srbphoto
climber
Kennewick wa
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Mar 24, 2016 - 09:32pm PT
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hamie
Social climber
Thekoots
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Mar 24, 2016 - 11:24pm PT
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Werner
Witty
Wise
Whimsical
Will be missed.
The Taco
More and more
About less and less.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Mar 25, 2016 - 05:44am PT
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Whether the weather be fine,
Or whether the weather be not,
Whether the weather be cold,
Or whether the weather be hot,
We'll weather the weather,
Whatever the whether,
Whether we like it or not.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Mar 25, 2016 - 07:48am PT
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Werner will come find and rescue you in all kinds of weather--one of his most important functions, aside from stirring the shi-yut here.Old MacDonald had a farm...GO DUCKIES!
Werner climbs like a goat.
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Mar 25, 2016 - 08:01am PT
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So, what was on the iPhone?
It has not been completely reviewed by FBI yet, but Herr Braun can't say here and I won't.
We're working on a book deal, but neither of us is working that hard on it, what with my other consulting work and hB's royalty checks.
To wit:
(signed edition extra)
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snakefoot
climber
Nor Cal
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Mar 25, 2016 - 08:36am PT
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^^^ ZBRO, are you having a separate conversation with somebody?
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Mar 25, 2016 - 11:29am PT
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^Yes. Braun & Brown. Our communication is mostly [highly] encrypted. The music, however, is decoded and ready to play, but I don't think hB hears all that well.
He does not leave voicemails, mainly because some vandals broke his handle and he has not received a new key.
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Mar 25, 2016 - 12:13pm PT
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We are are all smokin' duck nowLEMMINGS have nothing on Ducks,
Follow the leader
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Mar 25, 2016 - 12:35pm PT
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WBraun will most Likely turn up, after Easter. After the celebration of Coz, at Gordo's, on Saturday 3/26/16
So after a week or so, they will need so time. they are some old codgers some more than others. . ..
A gathering like that, lots of hydrating, & sweating, (after the Single Malt.)
THNX TODD, SENDING THE ENERGY JTREE WAY
Godspeed Scott . . . .
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Mar 25, 2016 - 01:25pm PT
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Don't worry about it as he is part of the nutbar crew that posts retarded sh#t all day long with Mouse and Gnomer in their retarded flames thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Herr Braun reads it and apparently you do too. Have you farouked yourself lately. Did you get it stuck in your mouth or is it still in your arse?
Try pulling it out, it may solve you keystroke problem.
After all, repetition is the mother of retardation, right? You you wouldn't want all the other guys to know that you're not only a punk, but mentally defective as well.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Mar 25, 2016 - 01:40pm PT
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Don't worry about it, etc.
As if no nutbars exist outside Middle Earth and envirions...
I appreciate your words of comfort, brother Faroukalooni.
I know it looks like we are ganging up but that's not the case.
I want you to know that if I had a deviated septum I would call it Farouk.
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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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Mar 25, 2016 - 03:41pm PT
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mmm! Walk on the wild side. How many more routes are done on that face?
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Mar 25, 2016 - 04:36pm PT
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After 28 pages of nonsense about ignoring history & sanitizing route names,
this was the fun addition I think it is from 2/10/16 but i may be off by a few days.
(AND THE ) "COLORED GIRLS" (GO) / NEGRO GIRLS a.k.a. US AND THEM
Negro Girls is not really my route. The FA belongs to Kurt Smith. In fact, I almost snaked his FA by soloing through him and passing him as he was bolting it up on lead. But I didn't complete that folly.
This was before Kurt Smith really had chops, so well before 1988. I'm pretty sure it was 1984. I started bouldering the route, even before Kurt had topped out on his FA. I was wearing a Walkman, listening to the B-52s, and smoking a joint as I climbed. I climbed next to his rope and passed up the first bolt. Then I went over a little overlap and went past the second bolt. Kenny Ariza , Kurt's belayer, wasn't very happy with me soloing a route they were still trying to complete.
Kurt was drilling the last bolt on the first pitch and I decided to just go on up and see how things were going for him. Obviously, I had plenty of confidence that Kurt wasn't going to fall and sweep me off the face. He wasn't so nonchalant!
As I came up to his drilling stance, un-roped and relaxed, Kurt pleaded that I not finish his route before he topped out. (Yes, I was being a brat). I finally realized my prank would've devastated him, so I waited for Kurt to finish his FA. I flipped over my tape while he pounded his last bolt, and then he completed the pitch, getting the FA. Understanding that humiliating a young climber by soloing around on his new FA before he finished it wasn't such a good idea, I actually had him throw me the rope and I tied in to finish the pitch from that last bolt.
I am surprised to hear I am credited with the FA. It should be Kurt Smith and Ken Ariza. I was just a fly in the ointment. Technically, it's true, I was involved, but in a weird, gray area, stupid sort of way. This is the first I've heard of (sic "Colored Girls" / "Negro Girls", On the face to the right of - Walk on the Wild Side.
As I see it, Negro Girls is a coarse and clunky play on outdated norms and a pop song. Sure, I could've made such a gaffe, but I don't remember being involved in naming the route. It was their route to name. They named it "Us and Them". Colored Girls would be more apropos for a route on that rock and would be more pleasing to me aesthetically. But I already have a Colored Girls route, as far as I know.
Berg Heil !
Roy Mc
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Mar 25, 2016 - 04:54pm PT
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Listen up polesmokers....
He's gone!
Super cute how you change your avatar pic in honor though.
Just like pride, France, Belgium.....
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