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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Mar 24, 2016 - 12:41pm PT
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I give it a 4.7/10.
Yeah, that didn't even sound like him.
He has to be laughing his ass off about this whole dust-up.
Werner is where Werner has always been. Right inside his own skin. Somewhere in Yosemite. A prisoner of his own design. Doing time.
Cheers, Werner.
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sangoma
Trad climber
south africa
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Mar 24, 2016 - 12:41pm PT
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The "Smokin Duck" has pulled of the bigest troll of all times.
Ye sTuuPid UmeriK00nZ
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Srbphoto
climber
Kennewick wa
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Mar 24, 2016 - 01:34pm PT
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LOL, like any of deserve any kind of explanation.
Exactly. Though 'deserve' really shouldn't matter. There is no reason to explain.
[Click to View YouTube Video]
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
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Mar 24, 2016 - 02:25pm PT
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Fosburg?
Never heard of 'im.
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ontheedgeandscaredtodeath
Social climber
SLO, Ca
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Mar 24, 2016 - 02:45pm PT
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Self deportation? Banned? Technical problem? Who knows? I've never really understood Wbraun's posts but wish him well in real life.
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KP Ariza
climber
SCC
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Mar 24, 2016 - 04:05pm PT
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Fosburg?
Never heard of 'im.
Of course not. And I'm sure he would prefer it that way. He's an actual talented, accomplished climber.
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rbord
Boulder climber
atlanta
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Mar 24, 2016 - 05:12pm PT
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I don't think you can "deactivate" your own account.
So yea, we do know he was banned.
I speculate about stuff, and then promote my speculations into knowledge. Werner would approve :-)
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Tobia
Social climber
Denial
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Mar 24, 2016 - 05:43pm PT
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I may have been pranked on the voicemail. Valley area code is 209 (or used to be?)
This was the call back number: (775) 246-2521, not the SAR Cache in Yos.
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Craig Fry
Trad climber
So Cal.
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Mar 24, 2016 - 05:57pm PT
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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Mar 24, 2016 - 06:00pm PT
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Just back from Indian Creek and don't want to dig thru 269 posts. Bottom line....did Werner actually get booted?
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Tom
Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
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Mar 24, 2016 - 06:06pm PT
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He didn't get booted.
He ascended out of the McTopo online mosh pit.
Whether he did it himself, or was elevated by a higher power (CMac) is irrelevant.
The Man is gone, and the Myth has taken his place.
Werneru akbar
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labrat
Trad climber
Erik O. Auburn, CA
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Mar 24, 2016 - 06:16pm PT
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273 posts in and we still have no idea if it was admin or Werner who did the deed...
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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Mar 24, 2016 - 06:24pm PT
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those americanz are muhfukaz mannn fuhkum
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Mar 24, 2016 - 06:52pm PT
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Bushman
Social climber
Elk Grove, California
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Mar 24, 2016 - 06:58pm PT
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Carbuncle.
Now I can say carbuncle.
Carbuncle.
Carbuncle.
Anything less would be disappointing.
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Mar 24, 2016 - 07:11pm PT
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Anyway, I got a private email from Herr Braun today. We've been working together on some computational matters and while he asked me not to say anything about this boot_strap stuff, he did say:
Go Ducks. Teach those Blue Devils something about religion (and science).
ALL TRUE, with minor editing.
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Roger Breedlove
climber
Cleveland Heights, Ohio
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Mar 24, 2016 - 07:20pm PT
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Well it finally happened: a no passing, live, reincarnation.
We all know that Werner has always told us that life was an illusion. We all mostly accepted this, but we knew, deep in our hearts, Supertopo was real.
Here is the inside scoop.
Mary heard Werner muttering "whiskey tango foxtrot," and walked into the room with the computer Werner used to post on StoopidTopo. Werner was floating about four feet off the floor with a combination dazed/delighted look on his face. Mary asked what was going on and Werner said, "I was typing a post and everything just disappeared. I can see you and me," as he turned his hands in front of his face, "but every thing else is just green. The keyboard and monitor are gone along with everything else"
Mary smiled, and said "Welcome back, sweetie.
pss: In this reincarnation story, I spelled Merry's name wrong on purpose, rather than implying Werner's suffering being called sweetie by Wayne.
Anyway, I try to use as many different spellings as I can, lest anyone think I can't spell.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Mar 24, 2016 - 07:54pm PT
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That's "Merry," Rog.
There is a diff between uninformed and stoopid.
You're mot even close to being on the cusp of stoopid.
Probably just forgetful at yur age.
STill, it's a crock of shyte to think he's gonzo instead of bozo because he's still on this bus--he's just in the john staring at the blue water sloshing, and saying Sierra Hotel India Tango as a mantra.
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Mar 24, 2016 - 07:57pm PT
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Yes, Roger, I'm pretty sure her name is spelled Merry.
Labrat suggested:
273 posts in and we still have no idea if it was admin or Werner who did the deed...
I'm somewhat sure such a determination is well beyond the scope of this kind thread. This is a cocktail of finger paints with a mud bath chaser.
If we really get our mojo, it may serve the higher purpose of a Wonder Brawn appreciation thread.
In hopes of dispelling our demons and loosening the propitious wee wee of the angels ...
 Cue either "Row, Row Your Boat" or "Que Sera, Sera"
3 cheers for Werner!
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