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guido

Trad climber
Santa Cruz/New Zealand/South Pacific
Nov 23, 2013 - 09:02pm PT
Donini

Double negative equals positive. Got it!


thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Nov 23, 2013 - 09:32pm PT
the persecution endeth, sr.

in other news, wax prices at the South Pole are outrageous these days (ok, this was 1987).

http://www.newscenter.com/antarctica.html

it started because anything requiring a crack torch seems like, well, crack.

and because I thought you might be the 'oil man' seen below[Click to View YouTube Video]
thebravecowboy

Social climber
Colorado Plateau
Nov 23, 2013 - 10:00pm PT
filmed on location in CO.
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Nov 23, 2013 - 10:00pm PT
Advice to the Toker Nation -

No Grateful Dead Dancing Bears license plate frame on the Subaru.

Ditch the Bob Marley Bobble-Head figure on the dashboard. If you must have an icon - go with Saint Christopher the Patron Saint of Travelers.

NO climbing stickers of any kind. If you have to cover up a door ding - I suggest a Palin 2016 decal.

Radio - never never never have NPR blasting from the stereo. Rush Limbaugh has podcasts too.

Finally - may I suggest you Neanderthals look into vaporizers - full melt hit with only odorless water vapor on the out stroke = no smell - no smokey.
bit'er ol' guy

climber
the past
Nov 23, 2013 - 11:03pm PT
Still?

If your over 40 and still burnin' daily

and life's not workin' out

divorce, payday loans, 2nd bankruptcy.

Still can't get up The Nose?

It's



It's the weed MAN!!!!!!!



Binks

climber
Uranus
Nov 23, 2013 - 11:07pm PT
i 2nd the vaporizer thing...

the vape has saved my lungs... i used to smoke tobacco but now just vape and i feel no impact on the lungs at all.

i hear it's good for other stuff as well
Binks

climber
Uranus
Nov 23, 2013 - 11:22pm PT
pretty soon the stuff is going to be legal everywhere. wtf was the point of it ever being illegal... ?

an excuse for tools to tool i guess...
an excuse for multinational drug companies to sell you inferior drugs for hundreds or thousands of dollars a year?
an excuse to employ useless enforcement agents?
an excuse to allow violent cartels one more product to sell?
an excuse to fill privately owned jails with "criminals" at the public expense?

yes doing too much of it is bad, like pretty much anything else.
WBraun

climber
Nov 23, 2013 - 11:32pm PT
Americans are intoxicant addicts to escape the harsh reality of materialism.

They get no relief from materialism and thus escape to intoxicants or to the forest for relief.

Thus their incomplete renunciation always forces them back to materialism due to their strong material bodily attachments.

Thus their cycle of birth, death, disease and old age remains until they reawaken .....
pyro

Big Wall climber
Calabasas
Nov 23, 2013 - 11:43pm PT
I love going to the store to pic up some fire o.g along with a concentrate...mmmmzzz
After a hard days work one has to relax.
Be good with the concentrates suuuper stoney and tasty.
Synchronicity

Trad climber
British Columbia, Canada
Nov 24, 2013 - 02:40am PT
I wouldn't trust anyone who didn't bring their half...

How else you spose to make it through long aid belays...

Besides, when your next placement seems a mile away and you are still in your second steps, remember... what would Hatten say? "Get high"


more ways than one...
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Nov 24, 2013 - 04:46am PT
one toke....one trip....one tragedy,
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Nov 24, 2013 - 10:58am PT
That's what You say Werner! Me, I'm gonna go buy more stuff (Black Friday is coming!) and show you!
clinker

Trad climber
California
Nov 24, 2013 - 11:52am PT
As a materialistic american, I want showers for cleansing the sweat and dust of the wilderness off my body. Showers closed at Red Meadows...six patrol vehicles on hwy 120 from Crane Flat to Saddle Bag, summer2012. We must have a lot of maintenance workers positions eliminated for higher paying law enforcement gigs.

What happened to our park service? Rangers like Clyde (sp?) at Pinnacles in the 80's?

Speaking of materialism. Where can I buy a "speeding kills bugs" tee-shirt with a flattened mosquito looking out of one eye.
ddsstyle

Sport climber
Mammoth Lakes, CA
Nov 24, 2013 - 12:16pm PT
"Showers closed at Red Meadows..."


those showers have some funky black death mold inside and need to be demolished. but since they are being considered for the national register of historic places list, they can neither be demolished or restored until their historical status/significance can be determined...so check back in maybe 2020... but your assessment about lack of facilities/maintenance employees for an increased number of leo's is accurate. now back to the herb speak
clinker

Trad climber
California
Nov 24, 2013 - 01:36pm PT
"funky black death mold" Try drying and smoking it.

Funny how mold grows when facilities are not cleaned properly. Who has time or staff to maintain a park when overwhelmed with regulating the crazy f'k'g public?

Cheeseburgers are my drug of choice. Unlike cellphones or joints you can inhale a double while driving with your knees and lift the fries in salute to the radar gun.
GhoulweJ

Trad climber
El Dorado Hills, CA
Nov 24, 2013 - 02:39pm PT
Never even tried it.
Bruce Morris

Social climber
Belmont, California
Nov 24, 2013 - 05:23pm PT
I was puzzled because I am 52 with a spotless record. I finally start to open the door and told him to search the car. He declined but he finally told my he was suspicious because i was evasive when I answered him, specifically that I did not look him in the eye.

That was a mistake. Never give LE permission to search your vehicle or anything else. Always say, "I'm not giving you permission to search my vehicle without a warrant". If you give permission and LE finds anything that can be remotely connected to a crime, they can haul you based on "evidence" they uncovered. You might find yourself in court having to prove that the evidence LE found in your car did NOT link you to a crime.

When in doubt, always decline permission for a warrantless search.

This last October I was pursued and stopped by a Yosemite ranger when I was going 95 mph in my Bimmer headed east over Tioga Pass at 1 am. He mentioned to me that he observed me crossing the line and asked if I had been drinking or using drugs. I told him I'd had a Dr Pepper in Oakdale, which was absolutely accurate. Looked like trouble ahead for me, right? However, after the Ranger took my DL and ran a check, he came back, lightened up, and joked with me, saying he'd observed me going 60 in a 45 zone and to not do it again. Let me off with a warning. I bet that when he ran a background check, the ranger discovered I was a Commonwealth Club member, a property owner in the white enclave on the Peninsula, and in half a dozen Who's Who's. There aren't property owner laws governing the right to vote in the US anymore, but you can be certain that property rights still trump human rights when things get down and dirty.

All the justice money (and property) can buy!
Wade Icey

Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
Nov 24, 2013 - 05:36pm PT
I bet that when he ran a background check, the ranger discovered I was a Commonwealth Club member, a property owner in the white enclave on the Peninsula, and in half a dozen Who's Who's.



no GPA or SAT scores?
clinker

Trad climber
California
Nov 24, 2013 - 05:49pm PT
Definitely riding with Bruce next trip. Bears beware.
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Nov 24, 2013 - 07:42pm PT
I never travel through LEOLand without my Junior Ranger Rick certificate and my fake District Attorney Business Cards.
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