Are there any unwritten rules at Supertopo?

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Captain...or Skully

climber
Where are you bound?
Dec 3, 2011 - 09:00pm PT
It owns the Tards. Ate their souls.
Lynne Leichtfuss

Trad climber
Will know soon
Dec 3, 2011 - 10:31pm PT
Respect each other and Climb On. Cheers, lynne
Hilt

Social climber
Utah
Dec 3, 2011 - 10:32pm PT
Don't piss on my rope. I get angry and will use it in a very unclimbing way to show how much I appreciate that.
oldtopangalizard

Social climber
ca
Dec 3, 2011 - 10:38pm PT
When in doubt, have Locker proof read your post for censorship problems. He'll clean it right up.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Dec 3, 2011 - 10:43pm PT
Thou shalt not leave coilers on coils before The Wall!
Bill Mc Kirgan

Trad climber
Cedar Rapids, Iowa
Dec 4, 2011 - 12:23am PT
Unwritten rule: When a thread gets outta-hand XtraNormal it

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5737377/wos-the-mini-series-episode-1

^^^ The first and uber-classic example of mocking such threads




philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 4, 2011 - 03:29am PT
Fattrad, how many pull ups can you do?
At a time or over the course of a week?
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 4, 2011 - 04:12am PT
who what when where and why.

those are my unwritten rules,

a standard of modern journalism.

upholding the high standards of a moral society is what we do best.

trying hard to be a model citizen, this is our quest.

and Jeezus,

always jesus.

and maybe a lil 4-20 now and then if you get my drift?

the Jordan river has bodies floatin, can you feel the fear?

if the button is pushed, take a look around you boy, it's bound to scare you boy,

this whole crazy world is just too frustratin,

think of all the hate there is in red china,


Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 4, 2011 - 04:17am PT
Never forget (Though my sister will disagree) the taco as a whole is way more conservative than most western climbers are used to dealing with. Certain Things taken for granted 30 hrs ago are in question here.

Don't believe me? Start a provocatively worded thread about say, the merits of roe v wade.....

You'll find the taco to be way right of a randomly chosen circle of west of the Mississippi climbers
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 4, 2011 - 04:20am PT
Are there any unwritten rules at Supertopo?

Not any more.
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 4, 2011 - 04:23am PT
no rules, just right.

you can have it your way.

G.E. we bring good things to life.


you can't say sh#t around here.

see?

the spell check dirty word software f*#ks it all up.

take a look at yourself and you can look at others differently.

mcdonalds has rules, like no more Mc DLT.

jack in the box has rules,

no more bonus jack.

you want to be like a fast food chain?

ok then.





Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 4, 2011 - 05:09am PT
wait, we are a fast food chain, the super taco sold here,
Bill Mc Kirgan

Trad climber
Cedar Rapids, Iowa
Dec 4, 2011 - 08:09am PT
you can't spell 'salt water' as one word.

try it, and see what happens
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 4, 2011 - 08:16am PT
Ununwritten rules 1 (a summary)

 No unwritten rules will ever be accepted.
 I will do as I will.
 Be above all rules written and unwritten.
 If you post it, then be prepared to be judged by your post.
 Some rocks once in a GD while.
 Do not kick someone when they are down.
 Do unto others as you truly feel like doing unto others.
 Do what ever you can to help people who are in trouble on here.
 Someone I disagree with is still my friend.
 Be good to friends and nice people, ignore mean people, don't be afraid to talk sh#t, don't be afraid to stop, mock the stupidity of it all. And don't ever forget - its all in your head.
 Self reflection isn’t always bad.
 Don't let anyone intimidate You
 You are not a jerk if you decide to not flatter another jerk's direct question with an answer...
 A certain amount of decorum, while not a rule, is fine style.
 Style is the most important thing in life.
 Whatever you do, do not stop laughing.
 Do not have too many rules
 Let there be ALL kinds of people, rulebenders included
 Follow the forum tips to a reasonable degree
 Adaptable guidelines beat rules any day.
 Don't spam the site
 Do not hijack threads
 Do not start too many new threads
 Do not start too many not climbing related threads
 Do not start religious threads
 Do not adhere too strongly to religious ideology
 Start dog-loving and other pet-loving threads
 Be pro-outdoors and pro natural environment.
 Share photos.
 If a situation between two people is unworkable, then they should try to work out an agreement. Each part should then keep their side of the agreement. If one or both of them do not, then the one or ones who break the agreement should be punished.
 Supertopo posts must use proper grammar at all times.
 Most things in this world are forgiven, even broken grammar.
 Nudity/sex is NOT a disgusting and BAD thing
 Don't debase the dignity of threads with inapropriate, explicit sexual content. In a word; FILTER!
 Learn your etymology. Pornography comes from the Greek, "pornos", female slaves kept for sexual purposes, and refers to the visual depiction of such.
 You are a jerk if you don't reply to direct questions posted to you
 Do not break a rule by demanding answers when there are none!
 Break unwritten rules by posting on stupid threads like this one.
 Expect or anticipate thread Drift. Thread drift (if not climbing related) is an absolute …
 Keep bumping/posting your own thread to keep it on the front page
 Its not what you climb, it's how you climb it.
 Its not what you say, it's how you say it.
 Respect each other and Climb On.
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 4, 2011 - 08:18am PT
Ununwritten rules 2 (a summary)

 Don’t use this forum for personal entertainment.
 Don't piss on my rope.
 Thou shalt not leave coilers on coils before The Wall!
 Fat fuks that don't climb, don't just "Step to the back of the bus", step OFF!!!...
 Quitters that are still in good enough shape to climb but for WIMP ass reasons choose not to, STEP OFF THE BUS!!!.
 You have to be able to do at least one pull up to post here.
 To be able to do more than 31 pullups is important
 If you only have NICE things to say, SHUT THE FUK UP!!!...
 Posting POLITICAL nonsense is a MUST!!!...
 Posting RELIGIOUS garble will get you a FREE ticket to NOWHERE!!!...
 When in doubt, have Locker proof read your post for censorship problems.
 99% of real climbers on ST want IT to Stuff it to the Extreme Max!
 When a thread gets outta-hand XtraNormal it
 Post funny pictures that you can laugh at and Mock
 WEAK methods of intimidation is totally supported
 He who gets the most responses to a troll thread wins.
 Bush is ok if it covers the penis or vagina. Painted boobs are OK
 Climbers on ST who have on-sighted 7b deserve a blow job from ST tools.
 Climbers on ST who have on-sighted 7b do not deserve a blow job from ST tools.
 Posters that do not own and use a "Blue Butt Plug" should immediately be BANNED!!!...
 MORE GLAZED DONUTS!!!
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Dec 4, 2011 - 09:13am PT
And Cow Bell.
Norton

Social climber
the Wastelands
Dec 4, 2011 - 09:39am PT
whew!

nice work there Marlow
FRUMY

Trad climber
SHERMAN OAKS,CA
Dec 4, 2011 - 12:30pm PT
BORING --- All I know is none of u folks got what Weld_it has.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 4, 2011 - 05:11pm PT
Where's Pate when we need him? We can't get by just with Sprock.
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Dec 4, 2011 - 05:16pm PT
Hmm that list would make a good official list of rules.

Hell it could almost replace the Bible.

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