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MisterE
Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
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Topic Author's Original Post - Mar 28, 2009 - 12:16am PT
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I think there is one or two - Gotta go back a bit...
Nothing in Yosemite, sadly.
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Mar 28, 2009 - 12:28am PT
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Nada, Nothin'. Nope. Just on the shoulders of
everyone else. . .
And I love it!!!!1111
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Mar 28, 2009 - 12:29am PT
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Please leave my posterior out of this.
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G_Gnome
Trad climber
In the mountains... somewhere...
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Mar 28, 2009 - 01:50am PT
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Yeah, I have a few. Some I can't do any more, some I don't like anymore, a few are really nice. More pain involved than I ever would have thought. I don't do that much anymore, it's definitely more fun to climb than pound bolts.
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Jaybro
Social climber
wuz real!
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Mar 28, 2009 - 02:13am PT
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are you volunteering to keep a list. Erik?
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Todd Gordon
Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
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Mar 28, 2009 - 02:54am PT
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5.0 - 5.5
1. Muff Divers H. Starr, C. Bransford, others
2. Tapeworm F.S.
3. Yellow Peril T. Tech
4. Pregnant Missing Woman T. Tech , Robert
5. Pork Circus A. Gordon, T. Tech
6. Men with Cow's Heads B. Sillasen, T. Atherton
7. Unwiped Butt B. Sillasen, A. Bartlett, C. Fry, C. Bransford
8. Shagadelic G. Armstrong, M. Hind
9. Hueco Thanks T. Gordon
10. Tang A. Roberts
5.6
1. Iranian Party Hat T. Tech, C. Gorsky
2. Captain Standish T. Tech
3. Jack T. Tech
4. Fixed Bayonets T. Tech
5. Self Abuse A. Bartlett
6. Solar Technology C. Fry, D. Evans, J. Angione, B. Sillasen, A. Bartlett, C. Bransford
7. Shagaholic G. Armstrong, M. Hind
8. Roach Roof M. Lechlinski
9. Talus Phallus C. Dolnick
10. The Stiffy C. Bransford, R. Vogel, S. Vogel, T. Burke, Maria, Linda, K. Bransford, H. Star
11. Cereal Killer T. Swain
5.7
1. Chicken Run G. Armstrong, Suzette Olsen, Karoosh
2. Screaming Cactus T. Sartin, C. Dillon
3. Gourmet Sausage D. Reid, T. Tech
4. Mission Bells C . Bransford, S. Orr, T. Sartin, E. Brognan, Fonzie
5. S A R S S. Olsen
6. Robotussin S. Olsen
7. 310 lb. Rosie Collapses T. Tech, Robert
8. Irish Toothache T. Tech, Dara
9. Marquess of Lorn T. Tech, L. Butts, Dara
10. Steamy Sluts and Farm Animals T. Tech, B. Povolny
11. Crossroads Finish Stacy
12. Britney Spears T. Tech, G. Armstrong
13. Gatorade Boy G. Armstrong
14. Weo J. Middendorf, G. Hiskes, T. Tech
15. Keep the Worm Firm T. Tech, Cora, Blitzo, G. Armstrong, John
16. Minotaur A. Bartlett
17. Dr. Seuss Vogel C. Boyd
18. Big Bird C. Boyd
19. Overbite K. Ogle, T. Tech
20. Nose Goblin B. Allen, T. Tech
21. The Incredible Shrinking Nose T. Tech
22. Commander Cody C. Dolnick
23. Leap Year Flake C. Bransford
24. Worthwhile Pile A. Roberts
25. Slanta Claus left A. Roberts
26. Skippy the Mudskipper C. Bransford, B. Stokes, B. Christie
5.8
1. Metal Highway Brian , Jenn, S. Orr, R. Raker, A. Bunge
2. Volga Boat Men B. Sillasen, D. Wright
3. Thomson Roof R. Thompson, S. Gordon, M. Brown, H. Boyd
4. Outward Bound Slab Route M. Brown, R. Thomson, H. Boyd, S. Gordon
5. Tuscon Bound A. Roberts
6. Asian Fever T. Tech
7. Hollywood Diet Disasters T. Tech, Robert
8. Randy T. Tech
9. Los Dos G. Epperson
10. Binder T. Tech, G. Armstrong
11. Camp X-Ray T. Tech, G. Epperson
12. Reverend Blitzo's Hairles Boys Choir T. Tech
13. Buck Blitzo, John, Cora, S. Olsen, Chad
14. I Love Brian Piccalo Q. Mc Cleod, B. Sillasen
15. Kate's Bush D. Evans, M. Floyd, D. Gray, J. Angione, E. Charlton, S. Gordon
16. Jane Pauley T. Michael
17. Bryant Gumbel C. Dolnick
18. Aquino D. Evans
19. Grain Surplus A. Bartlett, B. Sillasen
20. Anointed Seagull T. Atherton
21. Wet Pigeon B. Sillasen, J. Angione, D. Evans, A. Bartlett
22. Flat Tire A. Bartlett
23. Grab My Sac for a Toy T. Tech, T. Burke, A. Gordon
24. The Fabulous T. Gordex Cracks T. Gordon
25. Climb of the Coachroaches M. Lechlinski, M. Gingery, C. Bransford, J. Wonderly
26. I-Go-Go-E C. Bransford, P. Nay, D. Adler, D. Reinich, J. Reinich, K. Roseme, M. Rossner, M. Rossner, J. Rossner, T. Burke, D. Evans, K. Lund
27. Night Gallery M. Floyd, J. Angione, D. Evans
28. Karlis Crack K. Ogle, T. Tech
29. Hernie, Hernie, Hernie C. Bransford
30. Perhaps the Surgeion General A. Bartlett
31. Limpy Grandma T. Burke, A. Gordon
32. Possum Pie B. Haslam
33. Arturo's Arete Arturo, A. Tomaszewski
34. Butterfingers Make Me Horny C. Bransford
35. Slanta Claus Right A. Roberts
36. Christian Bonnington Spire A Bartlett
37. Masochism D. Reinich, T. Burke, C. Bransford
5.9
1. Mimo Provoz J. Wilson
2. Dig the Well, Build the Cabin R. Thompson
3. Karoosh's Wedding Crack G. Armstrong, Karoosh, S. Olsen
4. My Love Affair with a Wheelbarrow Becca, T. Burke, T. Tech
5. Hibiscus Shuffle Becca, T. Burke, T. Tech
6. Finger in a Blender B. Gaines, T. Tech, F. Haney
7. Women in Peril T. Tech
8. Bank Note Blues A. Roberts
9. River Phoenix G. Armstrong
10. Techno Sporran G. Armstrong
11. Frank Shorter L. Thomson
12. E. T. Bonne Homme C. Bransford
13. Daravader T. Tech, Dara
14. Bull with Gas T. Tech
15. Gandy T. Tech
16. Mike Hunt T. Tech
17. The Raccoon B. Allen
18. Chicken Mechanics B. Sillasen
19. Thigh Master T. Tech, T. Burke
20. Vorpal Sword B. Sillasen, T. Atherton
21. Hot Crystals B. Sillasen, T. Atherton
22. Treadmark Right A. Bartlett
23. Mike Fink D. Adler, T. Burke, C. Bransford, D. Evans, D. Reinich, J. Reinich, M. Rossner, J. Rossner
24. I'd Slap You But Sh#t Splatters D. Gray
25. Golden Years C. Bransford, J. Angione, D. Evans, M. Floyd
26. Spoodle B. Povolny, S Strong, T. Michael
27. 976 D. Evans, M. Floyd, J. Angione, C. Bransford
28. Ravens do Nasty Things to my Bottom D. Evans
29. Biological Clock D. Evans, K. Duke, D. Hensel, A. Bartlett
30. Dos Perro Negros P. Brennan, D. Evans
31. Happy Happy Joy Joy T. Michael, S. Bocks, D. Dixon, Jeff
32. Carlos C. Bransford
33. Soul Research B. Sillasen
34. Life without T V A. Bartlett, V. Pelton
35. Jumar of Flesh A. Roberts , B. Sillasen
36. Chocolate is Better Than Sex C. Bransford
37. Fat Free C. Bransford, T. Sartin, A. Rogers
38. My First First A. Bartlett, T. Atherton, V. Pelton
39. Gritty Kitty C. Bransford
40. Capt. Stupor's Troopers A. Bartlett
41. The Humidor A. Bartlett
42. Sexy Grandma B. Gaines, A. Gordon, B. Russell
43. Yei-Bei-Chei Crack D. Evans, K. Carrignan
44. Fom Here to Infirmary T. Swain
45. Hot Tubs from Hell T. Swain
46. Hanging Turd of Babylon A. Gordon
5.10 a/b
1. John's Ginger Tufties C. Bransford, Jason Porter
2. B For Beers M. Brown, C. Fry
3. James Brown Celebrity Hot Tub Party G. Archer, Alan Bartlett
4. The Right-Handed Dyke R. Thompson, Karen Long, Linda Marin
5. Reggie on a Poodle R. Thompson, M. Brown, H. Boyd, S. Gordon
6. The Booger Man T. Tech
7. Ass Gasket T. Tech, C. Gorsky
8. G. H. B. G. Armstrong
9. Science Experiments You Can Eat C. Bransford, S. Orr
10. Ben's Magic Weenie T. Tech, M. Synott
11. Glass Onion T. Tech
12. Old Hornington T. Tech
13. The Bazooka S. Olsen
14. Love Gas T. Tech, T. Burke
15. Yasmine Bleath T. Tech, T. Burke
16. Dos Chi Chis T. Tech, K. Burnham, G. Epperson, R. Corbin, G. Armstrong
17. Toby T. Tech, M. Hoffman
18. Blitzo Crack T. Tech
19. The Lemon Head C. Fry, M. Floyd
20. Heavy Meadow B. Elliot, C. Bransford
21. Pear/Grape Route T. Michael
22. Ganado S. Sadlier, D. Evans, C. Fry, M. Floyd
23. Stains of the Stars T. Swain, Derrick
24. Chestwig D. Evans, M. Floyd, J. Angione, S. Gordon, E. Charlton
25. Powered Toast Man C. Bransford
26. Busy Beaver B. Gaines
27. Unnamed (Beaver Dam) D. Reid, A. Bartlett
28. Imelda's New Shoes T. Swain, E. Anderson, A. Bartlett
29. Marcos D. Evans
30. Stop Trundling T. Gordon
31. Moon Your Neighbor S. Parker, A. Bartlett
32. Fantasy of Light B. Sillasen, A. Bartlett
33. Treadmark Left A. Bartlett
34. Santa's Magic Lap C. Miller
35. Burkulator T. Tech, T. Burke
36. Weener Dude G. Armstrong, M Hind
37. A Dog in Heat is Hard to Beat T. Tech, K. Ogle
38. Puto de Yo Yo T. Tech, M. Synott
39. Karlis' White Ass A. Tomaszewski
40. Poodle-oids form the Deep D. Evans
41. Fusion Without Integrity P. Brennan, D. Vaught, F. Bentwood, Q. McCleod
42. Foot Massage D. Adler, R. White, C. Bransford, P. Nay, K. Roseme
43. Norm D. Adler, C. Bransford, J. Angione, B. Haslam, S. Alford
44. I Forgot to Have Babies D. Hensel, D. Evans, K. Duke
45. Poon A. Roberts
46. Gettysburger K. Sisler, T. Atherton
47. Bandersnatch C. Dolnick
48. Touchy feely T. Swain
49. Six-Pack Crack A. Roberts, B. Sillasen, Bob
50. Fissura Luis
51. Pete Fountain Crack A. Bartlett, P. Johnston
52. Celebrity Death Match A. Bartlett, D. Reid, K. Lund, D. Reinich, L. Colella, M. Kelly
53. Butt Buttress D. Evans, M Floyd, M. Brown, T. Petterson
54. I Can't Believe it's a Girl B. Gaines, M. Loehr
55. Upper Cow A. Roberts
56. Sacred Cow A. Roberts
57. Slanta Claus Center A. Roberts
58. N. Face of the Eiger A. Roberts
59. Walker Spur A. Roberts
60. I Love Snakes V. Pelton, M. Floyd
61. Give a Mouse a Cookie C. Bransford, G. Armstrong
62. Rock Out with your C*#k Out P. Brennan
63. Bats with A I D S D. Evans, B. Elliott
64. Mt. Witness C. Bransford
65. Reverend Dick Shook T. Tech
66. Pee Wee's Piton B. Gaines, D. Addis
67. Cyndie's Brain T. Swain
68. Jacuzzi of No Return T. Swain
69. Hot Tub of Death T. Swain
70. Amanda G. Armstrong
71. Blake ( We Never Get The Girls) S. Powers, F. Haney, T. Pinar
72. Female Mud Massacre M. Floyd
73. Biscuit Eater D Evans, K. Carignan
74. I Fought the Ants and The Ants Won R. Briggs
75. Goolabunga D. Evans, J. Angione, C. Bransford
76. Handygland A. Gordon, N. Sheber
5.10 c/d
1. Girls in the Mist D. Evans
2. Sen Blen T. Michael
3. Dimpled Chad T. Tech, M Synott
4. The Fugitive D. Evans, S. Lennard
5. Boog's Route D. Bruckman, D. Evans
6. Manicured Bush B. Gaines
7. The Talking Fish T. Beck
8. Holly Device T. Michael, M. Walters, J. Jarvi
9. Lewd and Lascivious Conduct T. Swain
10. Ceremony D. Evans, C. Fry, J. Angione, B. Sillasen, C. Bransford
11. Hot Buttered Elves C. Miller
12. Barfing at Zelda's T. Michael, M. Walters
13. Horn Dog D. Evans, M. Floyd, B. Povolny, R. Perez, C. Bransford
14. The Three Best Friends Your Car Ever Had R. Vogel, J. Angione
15. Crotch Putty T. Tech, Sean
16. Free Bubba John T. Atherton
17. The Wolfman A. Bartlett, B. Allen, M. Wilson, T. Atherton
18. Ahoj R. Bedan, B. Dolge, T. Atherton, Phil, Beth
19. Clive Live R. White, D. Reinig
20. Badger's Choff Piece N. Conway, S. Critchlow
21. Liquid Rats, B. Elliott, D. Evans, J. Angione
22. Shana Grant B. Gaines, T. Swain
23. Marooned C. Bransford
24. The Wonderful World of Art R. McClenahan
25. Hands Up T. Gordon
26. Slim Jim J. Angione, D. Evans
27. Grey Cell Green D. Wilson
28. Oat Cuisine T. Swain
29. Land of the Long White Cloud J. Madgwick
30. Skinwalker D. Evans
31. Pretzel Logic D. Evans
32. Kalkowski Crack M. Kalkowski
5.11
1. History Brian Sillasen, F. Bentwood
2. The Leg Lifter S. Strong, T. Michael
3. Smarter Than the Average Ranger R. Vogel
4. Mandarina B. Gaines, D. Reinich
5. Pump up the Volume C. Bransford
6. Blackjack B. Gaines, Y. Gaines, C. Bransford
7. Pocket Pussy B. Sillasen, T. Atherton
8. R. S. Chicken Choker M. Lechlinski, T. Gilje, M. Gingery, S. Cosgrove
9. Bad Czech Girl R. Bedan
10. The Bullfighter B. Gaines, T. Romero
11. Puzzlin' Evidence D. Evans, C. Fry
12. Brother From Another Planet D. Evans
13. We Must Improve Our Bust D. Evans, R. Thomson
14. Me Mum Sh#t the Bed N. Conway
15. Worms in Your Brain J. Angione
16. Symbolic of Life T. Swain, T. Atherton, D. Mayville
17. The Ringwinker N. Conway, S. Critchlow
18. Breakdancing B. Gaines, M. Paul, W. Shipley, R. Powell, B. Micklish
19. Dinodamage R. Vogel, S. Vogel
20. Zygote D. Evans, J. Angione
Aid Climbs
1. Conqueror Worm D. Vaught
2. Army Armstrong T. Sartin
3. Some Like it Hot J. Murray
4. A Bolt, A Bashie, and a Bold Mantel C. Cole, D. Evans
262 total
1. K P's Pot Belly 5.5 A2 M. Loehr
2. Amature Sheep Shaggers (A. S. S.) 5.7 A3 G. Armstrong
3. Sleezy Morman A2/3 M. Ross
4. Hey McCleod, Get Off Of My Ewe A 2+ G. Armstrong
5. Jesus Saw You Take It 5.9 A3 F. Haney
6. Shu Poo A2 G. Armstrong, K. Burnham
7. Turd Burgler A2+ M. Weber
8. Kentucky Waterfall A 2+ T. Pinar
9. Tits on a Bull 5.11- T. Tech
10. Booby Love 5.11 T. Tech, T. Pinar
11. Paris Hilton 5.11 T. Burke
12. Derrick's Route (King Dome) 5.10c D. Reinig, T. Tech
13. Riding The Cotton Pony 5.11 T. Tech, T. Burke
14. Dirty Pinch 5.11 M Synek, Martin, T. Tech, Eileen
15. Matt's Arete 5.11 M.Hind, T. Tech
16. Honkey Justice 5.11 (A1) R. Vogel, , C Bransford, Craig
17. Milk Arete 5.11 C. Bransford
18. Randy The Riveter 5.8 T. Swain
19. Rumblers Below the Foof 5.3 P. Buckey, C. Bransford, D. Phillips
20. Like My Lump 5.10a D. Evans, M. Floyd
21. The Conundrum 5.11c T. Beatty
22. The Todd Squad 5.11a T. Beatty
23. Gordoba 5.10c A. Bartlett, P. Brennan
24. Land of Wonder 5.10c A. Bartlett, D. Evgans, J. Angione, P. Brennan
25. Matt Biondi Chimney 5.5 F. S.
26. Body Shaving For Competition 5.9 J. Angione, D. Evans, C. Fry, T. Burke
27. Icon 5.10c D. Evans, T. Beatty, J. Angionee, T. Burke, T. Beck, C. Fry
28. Johnnie Come Lately 5.10+ D. Wonderly, D. Evans, C. Fry, S. Lennard
29. Glue Rhymes With Poo 5.10a D. Evans, M. Floyd, H. Morrison, M. Rodrigue
30. That's Powell, Not Rowell 5.10a K. Powell, M. Rodrigue, E. Evans
31. Fah-Q 5.10c T. Tech
32. The Da Vinci Code 5.10c T. Tech, T. Pinar
33. Fugly 5.10+ T. Tech, S. Powers
34. Erotic Driving 5.11 (5.10+ A1) T. Tech, B. Shilliday
35. Wierd Wall (Center) 5.10c (T R ) T. Tech
36. Hayfield Crack 5.10+ T. Tech, G. Epperson, T. Burke, Jack
37. Wet Behind, Dry Wallet 5.10c T. Tech, Becca, M. Weber
38. Craig 5.10+ T. Tech, C. Fry, D. Evans, T. Burke, R. Stahl
39. The Green Vinyl 5.10+ T. Tech
40. The Gay Germans 5.10c T. Tech, Locker
41. Celine 5.10+ T. Tech, F. Haney, T. Pinar
42. Martin Luther's Thing 5.10c T. Tech
43. Isles in Sky T R 5.10+ F. Haney
44. Reggie Dome new Route 5.10+ S. Powers, T. Tech
45. Clifton Giblet 5.10c T. Tech, S. Powers
46. Leon Redbone 5.10c T. Tech, S. Powers
47. I Pee in Pools 5.10c T. Tech
48. Nuptial Sac 5.10c T. Burke, T. Tech
49. Udi 5.10+ J. Collela, T. Burke
50. One Eyed Frog 5.10+ T. Tech
51. O W by Ground Ron 5.10+ T. Tech
52. Blow 5.10c F. Haney
53. Baby Pillows 5.10c T. Tech, Cora, Blitzo
54. Get off My Sister 5.10+ T. Tech, M. Synek, Danny, T. Burke
55. Dimpled Chad 5.10c T. Tech, M. Synek
56. Kalkoski Crack 5.10+ M . Kalkoski, G. Armstrong
57. Butt Nugget 2000 5.10+ T. Tech
58. Saving Ryan's Privates 5.10c T. Tech, Matt
59. Potatoe Gun 5.10+ Arturo
60. Mane Resolution 5.11 D. Reinig
61. Buttered Chicken 5.10c J. Wilson
62. K. P. Finger Crack (Galapogas) 5.10+ K. Powell
63. Soapy Tit Wank 5.10+ N. Conway
64. Right Appendectomy 5.10+ T. Michael
65. Phallograph 5.10- B. Chambers, R. Ashbachar, Stephan, T. Tech, Blitzo
66. Knight of the Iron Sausage 5.10b T. Tech, Will, B. Shilliday
67. Crimpergirl 5.10- J. Adams, T. Tech, Blitzo, K. Henderson, Will
68. Blo the Scro 5.10b T. Tech, Will
69. Alleuz, Didieau 5.10- T. Tech, R. Ashbachar, Will , Blitzo
70. Sinking the Bismark 5.10- T. Tech
71. Baby Tool 5.10b T. Pinar, B. Pinar, T. Tech
72. Proper B. T. 5.10b B. Spears, B. Shilliday, W. Stark, T. Tech
73. Oral Sturgeon 5.10b T. Tech, K. Burnham
74. My Balls Feel Like a Pair of Marachas 5.9 R. Adler
75. The Teabag 5.10b T. Tech
76. Jimmy Biggerstaff 5.10b T. Tech
77. D. E. Route (Hayfield) D. Evans, Rico, T. Burke, T. Tech
78. Feck 5.10- T. Tech
79. Pope in a Box 5.10b T. Tech, T. Burke
80. Connected at the Liver 5.10- T. Tech, T. Burke, L . Lavoire
81. Sharon Stone T. Tech, K. Henderson, T. Burke, Blitzo, M. Heinz
82. Krystal Ball 5.10- T. Tech, M. Weber
83. Re-Todd Gore-Dumb 5.10- T. Tech, T. Burke
84. Bemp 5.10b T. Tech, T. Pinar
85. Make a Joyful Noise to the Lord 5.10-0 L. Lavoire, G. Lake, T. Tech, D. Reinig
86. Sponge Worthy 5.10b T. Pinar
87. Black Eel 5.10- T. Tech
88. Milk Face 5.10- T. Tech, T. Burke
89. More Than One Way to Skin a Cat 5.10b T. Tech
90. The Shank 5.10- T. Tech, T. Pinar, F. Haney, S. Powers
91. Peacoat Sleeve 5.10b T. Burke, L. Lavoire, T. Tech, A J Burch, D. Evans
92. All in the Family 5.10b T. Burke, T. Tech, L. Lavoire, S. Snyder, B. Shilliday, K. Bowl
93. Gordon Branch 5.10- T. Burke, K. Bowl, T. Tech, S. Snyder, L Lavoire, T. Pinar, B. Pinar
94. God Speed 5.10- T. Tech, L. Lavoire, T. Burke
95. Booby Love Arete 5.10- T. Pinar, T. Tech, Zack, Lori Butts
96. Reverend Dick Shook 5.10b T. Tech, G. Epperson
97. Open Winfrey 5.10b T. Tech, T. Burke
98. Wind Burn 5.10- T. Pinar
99. Yvonne 5.10b Ryan
100. Lil' Climber Chick 5.10b T. Tech, F. Haney
101. Barry Manilow 5.10- T. Tech, Ryan, Friend
102. Blake 5.10- S. Powers, F. Haney, T. Pinar, B. Pinar
103. Tiptoe to Topanga (F. Lead) 5.10b T. Tech, F. Haney, Jesse, B. Pinar, T. Pinar
104. Black Pearl 5.10b F. Haney, S. Powers
105. Ho Bag 5.10b T. Tech, T. Burke
106. No Glove, No Love 5.10b F. Haney, T. Tech
107. La Bella Kachina 5.10b T. Tech, D. Reinich
108. Tony Carbone 5.10b T. Tech, K. Burnham
109. Jen 5.10b T. Tech, Jenn, Billy
110. God Loves Nurses 5.10b T. Tech, G. Armstrong, Billy
111. The Beating Heart 5.10b G. Armstrong
112. How Deep is Ben's Love 5.10b T. Tech, , Blitzo, Cora, John, Graham
113. Marsupial Lust 5.10- T. Tech, D. Reinich, T. Burke
114. Bury the Pickle 5.10b T. Tech, T. Burke
115. Eat Me Volumne 23 5.10b T. Tech, T. Burke
116. Devil's Butthole 5.10b T. Tech
117. Stink Finger 5.10b T. Burke, T. Tech
118. Butt Nugget 2000 5.10b T. Tech, T. Wolfen
119. Like it or Lump It 5.10b T. Tech, T. Burke
120. Let's F*#k the Crack Whore 5.10- T. Tech, N. Miller, A. Gordon, S. Olsen
121. Lumberjack 5.10b A. Gordon, J. Star, Trevor, K. Potts
122. Shoeless Joe Jackson 5.10- D. Adler
123. Turkey Lips 5.10b G. Epperson, M. Loehr, John
124. Loaded Diaper 5.10- E. Evans, M. Floyd, G. Armstrong, C. Bransford, L. Thompson
125. Power Shopping 5.10- M. Loehr, D. Reinig
126. Burl Ives 5.10- T. Burke, P. Nay, K. Roseme
127. Octapussy 5.10- C. Miller
128. Leather Community 5.10- B. Stokes, C. Bransford, D. Adler, Dan, Page
129. Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh 5.10- T. Michael
130. Lubricated Goat 5.10b B. Elliot
131. Mo Better Births 5.10- R. Thomson
132. Elvis Impersonators and Traveling Priests 5.10- C. Bransford, N. Miller
133. Marv the Mangler 5.9 T. Tech, R. Ashbachar, K. Henderson, Will, M. Lopez
134. Urdu 5. 9 T. Tech, W. Stark
135. Bumpus Hell 5.9 T. Tech, B. Spears, B. Shilliday
136. Eat Beluga 5.9 T. Pinar, B. Pinar, T. Tech
137. Red, White, and Boys T. Tech
138. Guam 5.9 T. Tech, S. Powers, Jade, Locker, K. Henderson, Pooner
139. Big Ass Ellie May 5.9 T. Tech
140. Have a Ball 5.9 T. Tech, Blitzo, Mark Weber, K. Henderson
141. Testicle Festival 5.9 T. Tech, Blitzo M. Weber, K. Henderson
142. May a Dike Grow Out of Your Forehead 5.9 T. Tech, Demetri, B. Shilliday
143. Electric Parade 5.9 T. Tech, Becca
144. Timber Wolf 5.9 T. Tech, T. Burke
145. The Liver is Evil 5.9 T. Pinar, T. Tech, Becca
146. Kidney Boy 5.9 T. Pinar
147. Cat , The Other White Meat 5.9 T. Tech, S. Powers
148. Win Dixie 5.9 T. Tech
149. The Little Man in the Boat 5.9 T. Tech, T. Burke
150. I Love Animals, They Taste Good 5.9 T. Tech
151. Eva Las Vegas 5.10- T. Tech, E. Fitts
152. Oh Frenchie Wee Wee Gee in Sept. 5.9 T. Tech, G. Armstrong
153. The Iron Chef 5.9 T. Tech, D. Reinig
154. Babaloos 5.9 T. Tech, T. Burke, Eileen
155. Ben Gay 5.9 John
156. Sabina 5.9 G. Armstrong
157. Never Shake a Baby 5.9 M. Synek, A. Gordon
158. Rick Rockwell 5.9 Tim
159. Loose Man 5.9 T. Tech
160. Cooter 5.9 T. Tech, M. Synek
161. Copulator 5.9 T. Tech, T. Burke, K. Ogle
162. Bad Cop, No Donut T. Tech, T. Burke, K. Ogle
163. Matt Gay 5.8 + A. Tomaszewski
164. A Trip to the Tip 5.9 C. Bransford, G. Armstorng
165. Ring Stinger 5.9 C. Bransford, D. Adler
166. Loud But Deadly 5.9 T. Burke
167. Blaat 5.9 T. Burke
168. Bee's Swarm 5.9 Dave
169. Montclair 5.9 Dave, C. Bransford, K. Duke
170. Land, you Idiot, Land 5.9 C. Bransford, Dave, K. Duke
171. Hearsay 5.9 D. Reid, C. Bransford
172. Horizon 5.9 D. Reid
173. Cyanide Life 5.9 D. Reid, C. Bransford
174. Bizarre Limbo 5.9 D. Reid, C. Bransford
175. Flaming Doobries 5.9 G. Armstrong
176. Cloth Ears 5.9 R. Powell, I. Katz, J. Jurachek, G. Armstrong, C. Miller, C. Bransford
177. You Are Helga, I am Sven 5.9 D. Wilson, K. Wilson, A. Bartlett, L. Christie, J. Christie
178. Doctor, Doctor, Doctor 5.9 B. Povolny
179. Cling Tenatiously to My Buttocks 5.9 N. Miller, C. Bransford
180. Jake Ass T. Tech, K. Henderson, J. Adams, Will
181. McStain 5.8 T. Pinar, B. Pinar
182. Nic Traverse 5.8 W. Stark , T. Tech
183. Granny Panties 5.8 F. Haney, T. Pinar, B. Pinar, Becca, T. Tech, others
184. Do you Believe in Leprachans? 5.8 F. Haney, T. Pinar, B. Pinar, Becca, T. Tech, others
185. Underware Gnome 5.8 F. Haney, T. Pinar, B. Pinar, Becca, T. Tech, others
186. Screw the Pooch 5.8 T. Tech, T. Pinar
187. Dig for Fire 5.8 T. Tech, W. Stark, L. Lavoire
188. Monkey Gone to Heaven 5.8 T. Tech, W. Stark, L. Lavoire
189. I Eat Crayons 5.8 T. Tech, S. Powers
190. D. Haney 5.8 T. Tech, T. Pinar, B. Pinar
191. Broke Back Burke 5.8 T. Tech, W. Stark
192. Bird Eating Spyder 5.8 K. Burnham, K. Henderson, T. Tech
193. Kentucky Waterfall Corner 5.8 T. Tech,
194. Wonder Valley Crag 5.8 T. Tech, Jade, Blitzo, etc.
195. Liver Brothers 5.8 E. Hawkins, T. Tech, T. Burke
196. Pull on the Flesh 5.8 E. Evans, T. Tech, T. Burke, Jack
197. Eddy 5.8 T. Tech, F. Haney, Friend
198. Colon Bowell 5.8 T. Pinar, B. Pinar, Zack, T. Tech, Locker, Jacob
199. Condom Leaves a Rice 5.8 T. Pinar, T. Tech, Jacob, Locker, B. Pinar, Zack
200. Andrea Yates 5.8 T. Tech, T. Pinar
201. Everyone But Larry 5.8 T. Tech, L. Lavoire, G. Lake, D. Reinich
202. Henry Moore 5.8 T. Tech, K. Henderson
203. Early Retirement 5.8 S. Powers, T. Pinar, T. Tech, B. Shilliday, L. Lavoire, K. Bohl, M. Heinz, T. Burke, B. Pinar
204. Burkulese 5.8 T. Burke, T. Tech, B. Shilliday, B. Pinar, T. Pinar, B. Shilliday, L. Lovoire, M. Heinz
205. Ben Scabby Face 5.8 T. Burke
206. Yum Yum 5.8 T. Tech
207. Air Supply 5.7 Ryan, Friend, T. Tech
208. Boom Boom 5.8 T. Tech, M. Morely
209. Monkey Meat 5.8 S. Powers, B. Povolny
210. Safe Zone Hand Crack 5.8 T. Tech, T. Burke, G. Hiskes, R. Fonda
211. Miss (Brett's Teacher) 5.8 T. Tech, T. Pinar
212. Jelly on Springs 5.8 T. Tech
213. Mr. Simpkinton 5.8 T. Tech, G. Armstrong, K. Burnham, Simone
214. Kill them all, and let God Sort them out 5.8 T. Tech, C. Gorsky, K. Burnham, T. Burke
215. Mini Voyage 5.8 G. Armstrong, K. Burnham
216. El Chivo 5.8 S. Powers, G. Hiskes, D. Reinig
217. Bad Lieutennet 5.8 G. Armstrong, Charles, J. Pereya
218. Teflon Ron 5.8 T. Tech, John , Blitzo, Graham, Cora
219. Darva 5.8 T. Tech
220. Unnamed (left of Port. Pepper Pot) 5.8 T. Tech, M. Senyk, Eileen
221. Reach Around Cop 5.8 T. Burke, T. Tech, K. Ogle
222. Bumpy 5.8 A. Gordon, M. Ross
223. Stephanie Route (Queen Mtn.) 5.8 Stephanie, Jim, Tom, I. Hayes
224. Chicken Poop 5.8 S. Lennox
225. John's Giggley Bum Cheeks 5.8 Frazier, J. Wilson, C. Bransford, K. Lund
226. Rings Around Your Danis 5.8 C. Bransford, D. Adler
227. Waterbabies 5.8 S. Alford, Smith, B. Allen
228. Stairway to Kevin 5.8 R. Vogel, K. Powell, , J. Angione, C. Bransford
229. Prozac Crack 5.8 C. Bransford, K. Powell
230. Keith's 10,000 Girlfriends 5.8 Marco, K. Duke, Keith, C. Bransford
231. Chocolate Covered Raisens 5.8 T. Michael
232. Chicken Pot Pie 5.8 T. Michael
234. Glazed Ham 5.8 T. Michael
235. Pink Dolphin 5.8 J. Mireles, Karen, May, Kim, Brian
236. Man and the Woman 5.8 T. Michael
237. Woman and the Man 5.8 T. Michael
238. Black Tounge 5.8 T. Michael
239. 10 Hits of Window Pane 5.7 T. Tech, Blitzo, Will
240. B. O. # 37 5.7 T. Tech, Blitzo, Will
241. Phil Leggett 5.7 T. Tech, R. Ashbachar
242. I'm Not a Doctor, But I'll Take a Look 5.7 T. Tech, W. Stark
243. Welfare Mothers, Drugs, and Speed 5.7 T. Tech
244. Chicks for Chicken T. Tech
245. Fubar 5.7 B. Pinar, James
246. Dinky 5.7 Blitzo, Chrystal , Tech, T. Burke, Justin
247. Sweeny 5.7 F. Haney
248. Tie Your Mother Down 5.7 T. Tech, D. Evans
249. Lukachukai 5.7 T. Tech, K. Henderson, T. Burke
250. Swing Low 5.7 T. Pinar, B. Pinar, F. Haney
251. Cactus Challenge 5.7 Jesse, T. Tech, B. Pinar, T. Pinar
252. Jesse's Erection Manuel 5.7 F. Haney
253. Safe Zone Crack 5.6 T. Tech, R. Fonda, G. Hiskes, etc.
254. Peta OW (Let's Eat Meat) 5.7 T. Tech
255. Mink 5.7 T. Tech
256. Maids of Honor 5.7 T. Tech, T. Burke, C. Gorsky
257. Stinksteak 5.7 K. Burnham, T. Tech
258. Chicken Run 5.7 G. Armstrong, S. Olsen , Karoosh, Friend
259. Buttress Buttress, Golly 5.7 G. Armstrong, G. Epperson
260. Love Bubbles 5.7 T. Tech, Cora, Blitzo
261. The Wife Beater 5.7 T. Tech, P. Blanchard
262. Return of Bumpy 5.7 T. Tech, T. Burke
263. Son of Bumpy 5.7 T. Tech, T. Burke
264. Swedish Cleaning Lady 5.7 Daniel, Tobias, S. Olsen, A. Gordon, K. Miller, L. Collela, S. Herndon, Matt, T. Tech
265. Coca Cola (Queen Mt.) 5.7 A. Gordon, Jim, Stephanie, I. Hayes
266. Rusty Thinking 5.7 C. Bransford
267. Money Penny 5.7 C. Bransford, K. Lund
268. Keith's Ripped Back 5.7 Marco, Friend, Keith, K. Duke, S. Reid, C. Bransford,
269. Andre the Giant 5.6 Bob Spears, T. Tech
270. Ah Goo 5.6 T. Tech
271. Gyno Groove T. Tech, B. Povolny
272. Whores of Babylon 5.6 T. Burke, C. Gorsky, T. Tech
273. We aim to please, So Please Aim 5.6 T. Tech
274. Unaboober 5.6 A. Bartlett, C. Bransford, C. Gerberdine
275. Gofer a Pokin' C. Bransford, D. Evans. K. Lund, friend
276. Jamie Tolerates Derreck 5.6 D. Reinig, Jamie, D. Adler
277. Onnatop 5.6 C. Bransford, K. Lund
278. Bee Bypass 5.6 C. Bransford
279. Bee War 5.6 C. Bransford, Dave, K. Duke
280. Apply Directly to the Forehead 5.5 T. Tech, R. Ashbachar
281. STFU n00b 5.5 T. Tech, Blitzo, Locker
282. Chicks with Attitudes 5.5 T. Tech
283. Chicks with Dicks 5.5 T. Tech
284. God, Guns and Guts 5.5 T. Tech
285. Pillow Biter 5.5 F. S.
286. Bevis 5.5 T. Michael
287. Praying Monkey 5.5 F. S.
288. Happy Birthday Rrrrrennnnnn 5.5 N. Miller, N. Miller, C. Bransford
289. Southern Cornbread 5.8 W. Stark
290. Fried Okra 5.8 W. Stark
291. Serbian Stairway 5.10- Sonia, T. Murphy
292. I Love My Marine 5.6 T. Pinar, B. Pinar, Cat. R. Ashbachar, Aaron
293. Sokolove 5.5 R. Ashbachar
294. A Dot of Culture 5.6 T. Pinar, G. Armstrong
295. Respect My Peeps 5.7 Will, T. Tech, J. Adams, Beth
296. Snottrockets 5.7 T. Pinar
297. Demon Decons 5.7 C. Gorsky, L. Lavoire, Laura, B. Christle
298. Hot-n-Ready 5.7 G. Epperson, Michelle, R. Ashbachar, K. Daniels
299. Cohn Prop 5.8 5.8 T. Tech
300. Licking the Toad 5.8 T. Tech
301. Nicole Kidman 5.8 R. Thompson, T. Tech
302. My Naughty Little Donkey 5.8 Will, K. Burnham
303. Weiner Inspector 5.7 Will, K. Burnham
304. Man Boobs 5.9 T. Tech, W. Stark, Blitzo
305. Phelp's Chevrolet 5.9 Daniel, Cat. T. Pinar, R. Ashbachar, Aaron, B. Pinar
306. Doke 5.9 T. Pinar
307. An Erection Lasting Longer Than 4 Hours 5.9 T. Tech
308. Bongo Johnny T. Pinar, B. Pinar
309. 5.10b Cohn Prop. 5.10b T. Tech, R. Fonda
310. I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa 5.10- K. Burnham, T. Pinar, Eric, B. Pinar, Matthew
311. The Fetus 5.10- T. Tech, R. Ashbachar, T. Pinar
312. Puss Boy 5.10b T. Pinar, B. Pinar, Biologist
313. Cherry Glazer 5.10- T. Tech, B. Pinar, R. Ashbachar, T. Pinar
314. A Diamond, A Pony, and a Ferrari 5.7 T. Tech, R. Ashbachar, Aaron
315. Michael Paul Glazer 5.7 T. Tech, R. Ashbachar, T. Pinar, B. Pinar
316. Chubs 5.7 T. Tech, W. Stark, Blitzo
317. Tart and Tiny 5.7 T. Tech, W. Stark, Blitzo
318. Keeping the Dragon at Bay 5.10- T. Tech, T. Pinar, G. Epperson, B. Pinar
319. Licking Wood T. Tech, Wendell
320. Uncle Len's Pot Farm 5.10 T. Tech, Mario Sherelli, V. Shrelli
321. Baconator 5.10- T. Tech
322. Cockpit T. Tech, G. Epperson, R. Ashbachar
323. Woody's Whirlpool Bath 5.10- T. Tech, W. Stark, B. Pinar, T. Pinar
324. Meth Mart 5.10- B. Pinar, R. Ashbachar
325. Rim Marcinkus 5.10- T. Tech, Will, Beth
326. I Smell Bacon 5.10- M. Lopez, R. Thompson, Chris, Amelia, Blitzo, T. Pinar
327. Mortal Thoughts 5.10c W. Stark, Wendall, K. Bohl, Friend
328. Tart and Tiny (T.R) 5.10d T. Tech
329. I Love My Marine (Direct) 5.10+ T. Tech
330. The Belt Sander 5.10c T. Tech
331. Funky President 5.10c Will, T. Tech, Beth
332. Dick Cheny 5.10c T. Pinar, Chris, M. Lopez
333. Howling Monkey 5.7 T. Tech, R. Ashbachar
334. Don't Eat the Worm 5.8 Nic, R. Ashbachar, T. Tech, Jared, Ben
335. Little Evil 5.8 R. Ashbacher
336. Rampire (left) 5.8 T. Tech, K. Burnham, R. Ashbachar, B. Shilliday
337. Rampire (right) 5.8 T. Tech, K. Burnham, R. Ashbachar, B. Shilliday
338. Rumpire 5.8 T. Tech, K. Burnham,
339. Buttmilk 5.9 T. Tech, K. Burnham, R. Ashbachar, B. Shilliday
340. Leading with the Dimple 5.9 S. Papp
341. Handful of Dickie 5.9 S. Papp
342. Col. Flagg 5.9 T. Tech, R. Ashbachar
343. Splittail 5.9 T. Tech, R. Ashbachar, Nic, Jarred, Ben,
344. Taller Than Texas 5.9 T. Tech, Nic, Jarred, R. Ashbachar
345. Fur 5.10- Fur T. Tech, R. Ashbachar
346. The Floater 5.10- T. Tech, R. Ashbachar
347. Gizm Prizm 5.9 T. Tech, Dave
348. That's What She Said ( Safe Zone) 5.8 T. Tech, T. Manefesto, T. Pinar, R. Ashbachar, Dave, S. Papp
349. Goop Gobbler 5.8 Dave, T. Pinar, S. Papp, R. Ashbachar, T. Teck
350. Bort 5.10- Blitzo, T. Tech, Karoosh, Locker, R. Ashbachar
351. Slumdog 5.7 T. Tech, R. Ashbachar, D. Cox, Justin
352. I'll Sleep When I'm Dead 5.7 T. Tech
353. My Penis Floats 5.11- T. Tech, E. Wolfe, Skip, R. Fonda
354. The Greedy Goat 5.10+ Dwain, T. Tech
354. Karen Carpender Corner 5.7 K. Duke
355. Gateraid in my Navel 5.10- K. Duke, Allison
356. Inspect Her Gadget 5.8 R. Sims, B. Shilliday, Daphanie, T. Tech, Bruce
357. Good Will Humping 5.9+ T. Tech, R. Fonda, B. Shilliday, Daphanie, D. Cox
358. Beer is Good 5.8 T. Tech,
359. Pheromone 5.9 T. Tech, Kerry, S. Brown, Nate, James, R. Ashbachar
360. The Wild Goose 5.10b T. Tech
361. Arkansass 5.10c T. Tech, Kerry, S. Brown
362. Dirtineye 5.9 R. Ashbachar, Peter, Blitzo, B. Shilliday, T. Tech
363. Miss Wiener Tot 5.10+ G. Epperson, Beth
1. Petrified Bear's Dick Arches Nat. Park 5.9 A2 M. Loehr, M. Floyd 4-98
2. Klondike Bluffs Crack 5.10b Arches Nat. Park Diane Stang 4-84
3. Bluff Cliffs (Route 1) Bluff, Utah 5.9 B. Povolny
4. Serendipity 5.10- Valley of the Gods , Utah FFA B. Povolny 10-82
5. Los Gigantos I IV 5.10 A3 Nav. Indian Res. B. Povolny, D. Evans 4-92
6. Arachnid Mesa Nav. Ind. Res V 5.10+ A 4 B. Povolny, D. Evans
7. Standing Rock, (Round Rock ) Nav. Ind. Res. 5.5 A. Brown 9-82
8. The Whale Nav. Ind. Res. IV 5.10 A1 B. Povolny 3-84
9. Smith Spire Nav. Ind. Res. II 5.8 A 4 D. Smith 10-83
10. Rock Point Spire II 5.9 A3 Nav. Ind. Res. H. Thompson, L. Graf 11-83
11. Los Gigantos Butte III Fiend Without a Face III 5.10 A3 B. Povolny 3-84
12. The Pope The Primal Yawn Route Nav. Ind. Res. III 5.10 A 3 + D. Evans 4-86
13. Tsaile Peak So. Face Nav. Ind. Res. III 5.10a B. Povolny 10-82
14. Many Farms Pinnacle So. Face Nav. Ind. Res II 5.8 A 3 L. Graf 5-83
15. Window Rock III W. Face Nav. Ind. Res. 5.10b B. Povolny, S. Prakken
16. Window Rock III W. Face (var.) Nav. Ind. Res. 5.9 C. Granstaf 1984
17. Window Rock III Diamond Route Nav. Ind. Res. 5.9 S. Prakken 1984
18. Window Rock III So. Edge Nav. Ind. Res. 5.9+ D. Stang
19. Window Rock III N. Ridge Nav. Ind. Res. 5.7 S. Prakken 5-84
20. Window Rock III Larry the Liar Get a Friend Nav. Ind. Res. 5.9+ T. Michael, S. Prakken 5-84
21. Window Rock III E. Face Right Nav. Ind. Res. 5.10c T. Michael, B. Povolny 5-84
22. Pratilus Spire E. Face Nav. Ind. Res. 5.10b A1 B. Povolny, s. Prakken 1984
23. Bentwood Spire NE Face Nav. Ind. Res. 5.10b/c B. Povolny, F. Bentwood 5-84
24. Rattlesnake Arch Buzzworm Nav. Ind. Res. 5.7+ R/ X C. Bransford 4-90
25. Lucky Strike Spire W. Face Nav. Ind. Res. 5.9 A 2 B. Povolny 1984
26. Elephant Butte Elephant Head Route Nav. Ind. Res. 5.9 B. Povolny 12-83
27. Dream of Dead Horses Nav. Ind. Res. 5.10c B. Povolny, H. Thompson, A. Beatie 1983
28. Unnamed Nav. Ind. Res. (Dead Horse Crag) 5.9 (T R) 1983
29. Unnamed Nav. Ind. Res. (Dead Horse Crag) 5.10b (T R) 1983
30. Dark Horse Nav. Ind. Res. 5.9 J. Brown 1983
31. Zen and the Art of Dead Horse Maintenance Nav. Ind. Res. 5.9 J. Brown 1983
32. Mr. Ed is Dead Nav. Ind. Res. 5.10b J. Brown 1983
33. Winnie the Pooh Nav. Ind. Res. 5.9 D. Evans, J. Angione 1984
34. They Shoot Horses, Don't They? Nav. Ind. Res. S. Prakken, L. Graf 11-84
35. Unnamed Nav. Ind. Res. ( Dead Cow Crag) 5.10 D. Smith 3-84
36. Unnamed Nav. Ind. Res. ( Dead Cow Crag) 5.8 D. Smith 3-84
37. Cosmic Carcass Nav. Ind. Res. 5.9 R. Thomson, M. Brown, D. Smith 3-84
38. Unnamed Nav. Ind. Res. ( Dead Cow Crag) 5.9 D. Smith 3-84
39. Troll Meets Mr. Ed Nav. Ind. Res. 5.10a J. Angione, D. Vaught 1-84
40. Where Dead Horses Dare Nav. Ind. Res. 5.9 D. Evans , B. Povolny 11-83
41. Edna's Needle W. Face Nav. Ind. Res. 5.10a A3 H. Thompson 10-83
42. Greig Arch Nav. Ind. Res. Veternarian Route A3 G. Armstrong 4-93
43. Todd Didn't Make Little Green Apples 7 Mile Canyon, Moab, Utah 5.9+ K. Copeland, C. Bransford 3-91
44. The Thumb Fallbrook, (De Luz) , Ca. 5.10c D. Evans 1980's
45. 5.10c Crack Capitol Reef Nat. Park C. Treudau, E. Talman early 1990's
46. New Route 5.10 15-20 pitches Hushe Valley , Pakistan Sally 1990's
47. Waterfall Route I 5.10 Hushe Valley , Pakistan 1990's
48. Waterfall Route II 5.9 Hushe Valley, Pakistan 1990's
49. Waterfall Route II 5.10 Hushe Valley, Pakistan 1990's
50. Pigmy Alien Snow Canyon Utah FFA (pitch 2) 5.9 R. Olevsky 1980's
51. The Green Mile 5.10c Hinterlands ( Idyllwild, Ca.) K. Vaught, F. Bentwood 2004
52. Compound Eyes, 5.11- Suicide Rocks D. Evans 8-80
53. Baby Cobra 5.11b Suicide Rocks D. Hensel, D. Evans 5-86
54. Bedrock 5.11- Suicide Rock B. Gaines, Charlie Peterson 8-97
55. The 5.7 Arete 5.10b R Suicide Rock E. Evans, C. Cole, M. Floyd 1986
56. Edgehogs (pitch 3/4) Suicide Rock B. Gaines, B. Austin 7-97
57. Hog Var. (Edgehogs) Tahquitz Rock 5.10b B. Gaines 7-97
58. The Basset Hound Lake Arrowhead Pinnacles 5.10c M. Loehr, P. Brennan 4-98
Indian Cove , Wonderland South, Pinto Basin, Central Josh
5.0 -5,5
1. Butt Pirate Buttress A. Bartlett
5.6
1. Where's Your Skateboard B. Allen, S. Haber, D. Haber, A. Bartlett, S. Parker
2. Shave Your Bump C. Bransford
3. Hold Your Horses G. Armstorong
4. Morning Wood C. Bransford, D. Adler, D. Evans
5. Shaaaaaaah C. Bransford
5.7
1. Scream Chuck C. Bransford, D. Avery
2. Cuddlebone C. Bransford
3. Eat What You Secrete D. Reid, T. Swain, A. Bartlett, C. Bransford, J. Thacker, M. Tillman, Jennifer
4. Willard D. Houser, D.Nakahira, D. Ziessner, D. Vaught, P. Quinn, I. Carter
5. Invasion on My Fantasy T. Gordon
6. Fertile Crescent A. Bartlett
7. Cow Junkies D. Adler, C. Bransford, K. Lund
8. Angione Crack J. Angione
9. Lucus Palucus C. Bransford, Christie
10. Beak of the Week R. Shahl, To. Burke, D. Evans, J. Angione
11. Yankee Poodle C. Bransford
12. Saltimbanco F. S.
13. Frankie Lee C. Fry
14. Unwahsed Lederhosen T. Abrahamson, C. Bransford, K. Bransford, J. Guiterrez, J. Thacker
15. Political Asylum C. Bransford
16. Large Marge M. Floyd
17. Adult Gerbils, $1.59 C. Bransford, M. Floyd, D. Evans, R. Collins, J. Angione, Matt, John
18. My Senior Project D. Gray
19. Flash Gordon T. G et all
20. Hiding in Honduras D. Nakahira, M. Brown, I. Carter
21. Chongo's Love Child T. Tech, M. Senyk, E. Coleman
5.8
1. Kundalini-Linguini-Weenie T. Atherton, C. Bransford
2. Fluff Boy C. Bransford
3. Iron Lady M. Thatcher
4. All My Children K. Laird
5. Gunny Melville A. Bartlett
6. The First Emperer A. Bartlett
7. The Jedi Mimster G. Burton, A. Bartlett
8. Explosive Diarrhea C. Bransford
9. Squat and Gobble K. Powell, R. Vogel, M. Kelly, C. Bransford
10. Little Red Rooster D. Evans, M. Floyd, C. Bransford
11. Bite Me R. Lynsky
12. Turtle Vein D. Evans, M. Floyd, T. Swain, R. Vogel
13. Porky's Excellent Adventure C. Bransford, M. McCallister, S. McCallister
14. 1-800-DENTIST T. Michael, C. Bransford
15. Oh T. Sartin
16. Wet Bones B. Elliot, R. Collins, C. Bransford, C. Miller, G. Burgess, A. Bartlett
17. Sh#t, It's a Brit H. Morrison, M. Rodrique, C. Bransford
18. Top-Topic L. Maron, A. Orsi
19. Bublinki Vaslov, Pepa, Ivana, R. Bedan, Bergit
20. Cactus Rustler H. Morrison, M. Rodrigue, C. Bransford
21. Raging Intensity T. Atherton
22. Filthy Rich B. Sillasen
23. Spumco C. Bransford
24. Arturo's Special I. Carter, etc.
25. Bakersfield K. Duke
26. Santa Cruz F. Haney
5.9
1. Bivy Kitten C. Bransford
2. Texas Big Hair C. Bransford
3. Fissure of Fish D. Reid, T. Swain, A. Bartlett, C. Bransford, J. Thacker, Jennifer
4. Tell Me I'm Not Dreaming J. Angione, M. Hirschfeld
5. Present for Mama D. Adler
6. Rattled A. Bartlett, B. Allen, D. Haber, S. Haber, S. Parker
7. The Schwee B. Dolge, K. Kuerzel
8. Where's Baldo J. Angione, C. Bransford, M. Floyd, D. Evans
9. Tapeworm Traverse G. Armstrong, Hugh
10. Hobo Chang Ba B. Smith
11. Cobra Cunnilingus B. Gaines
12. Dead Bees P. Brennan
13. Singletrack D. Evans, T. Burke, R. Stahl, M. Floyd, K. Dersling, C. Bransford
14. Czech Cows say Boo R. Bedan, M. Hirschfeld
15. Super Beak of the Desert J. Angione, D. Evans
16. Mucus Lover G. Burgess, B. Elliot, R. Collins, C. Bransford, C. Miller, A. Bartlett
17. Peckerwood C. Bransford, D. Evans, K. Moriyama, D. Adler, J. Angione
18. Have a White One C. Bransford, B. Elliot, A. Barltett
19. The Wet Spot A. Bartlett, B. Elliot, C. Bransford
20. Pepason R. Bedan
21. A Gut Full of Suds D. Evans
22. Rich Bitch B. Sillasen
23. Rich and Famous B. Sillasen
24. Four Car Garage B. Sillasen
25. McStumpy Sandwich A. Bartlett, D. Reid, C. Bransford
26. Satin Finish B. Sillasen, D. Reid
27. Homowack M. Floyd
28. Lil Squirt D. Evans, M. Floyd, C. Bransford
29. 24-Carrot K. Boyd, B. Sillasen
30. Wally George D. Evans, J. Angione
31. Peas on Earth D. Evans, M. Floyd, C. Bransford , R. Collins, J. Angione, Matt, John
32. Ren C. Bransford
33. Houses of the Homeless T. Swain, C. Bransford
34. No Doz T. Swain, C. Bransford, A Osci, R. Thompson, T. Atherton, L. Marin
35. Lickety Dogs T. Atherton, C. Bransford, T. Swain, L. Marin, A. Osci, R. Thompson
36. Just Say Yo C. Bransford, J. Angione, S. Meister, C. Meredith
37. Wayne's World Var. M. Loehr, Wayne
38. Black Rabbit B. Elliot
39. Krooked Kop Kane A. Bartlett
40. Beat the Vulture D. Evans, C. Bransford
41. Turkey Terror (First Lead) A Bartlett
5.10a/b
1. Stud Muffin C. Bransford
2. I Had a Dream D. Evans, T. Atherton, J. Angione
3. Coyote in the Bushes C. Bransford, Gabe
4. The Block H. Morrison, M. Rodrigue, A. Bartlett, T. Atherton
5. Dry Lake T. Atherton
6. Noriega Does Panama B. Gaines, Y. Gaines, C. Bransford
7. Bulkhead Arete A. Bartlett T. Michael, S. Strong
8. School Daze C. Bransford
9. Monster Hole C. Bransford
10. If You Really Loved Me You'd buy me a Turkey C. Bransford, G. Archer, H. Boyd, R. Thompson, R. Bedin
11. Ben D. Houser, D. Nakahire, D. Ziessner, D. Vaught, I. Carter
12. Milk The Dog B. Sillasen
13. Truly Snooty Furniture T. Michael
14. Book of Changes C. Fry, D. Evans, C. Cole, M. Floyd, K. Carrignan
15. The Tony Sartin Crack T. Sartin
16. Iguana Masters E. Evans J. Angione, C. Fry F. Bentwood
17. Pink Thing D. Evans, C. Fry, J. Angione
18. The Fire Glove C. Cole, R. Vogel, S. Gordon
19. Pictures at an Exhibition M. Paul
20. Brittish Bolt Fest H. Morrison, C. Bransford
21. Epperson's Footprints S. Gordon, D. Evans, M. Floyd, C. Bransford
22. Bunking Broncos C. Bransford, T. Atherton
23. Jump Start B. Gaines
24. Solar Oven D. Wilson, P. Brennan
25. Brits in Drag B. Courtney, D. Evans
26. The 4 Dollar Crack T. Sartin
27. Trick of the Tail M. Brown, S. Brown, R. Thompson
28. Oozing for Pleasure C. Miller, R. Collings, G. Burgess, A. Bartlett, C. Bransford, B. Elliot,
29. Jody C. Fry
30. Dr. Garlic Breath M. Rodrigue, H. Morrison
31. Beam Me Up , Scottie I. Carter, M. Brown, S. Gordon, etc.
32. I Slept with L K L. Graf, T. Michaels, S. Strong, B. Povolny, J. Hamlin
33. Don't C. Bransford
34. The Moustache C. Bransford, D. Reid, K. Duke, E. Brogna, C. Allen, S. Ahn, B. Stokes, J. Barbe, B. Dolge
35. Pocket Veto A. Bartlett, M. Schneider,
36. Death on the Nile A. Bartlett, M. Lechlinski, , M. Gingerly, D. Evans, T. Atherton, Josh, Otis
37. Get Vertical in Venice G. Archer
38. Cliff Pounder C. Pounders, Gabrielle
39. Tooth Beaver C. Bransford
40. The Stinkbug D. Evans, B. Sillasen
41. Shady Grove A. Bartlett, A. Roberts, D. Reid
42. No Nose T. Michael, J. Angione, J. Bocks, S. Bocks, D. Dixon
43. Stacy's Mess J. Angione, T. Michael, J. Bocks, S. Bocks, D. Dixon
44. Lips Like Sugar D. Evans, T. Michael, J. Angione
45. Whoa, Hmmmmm, Ahhhh T. Abrahamson, C. Bransford, J Guiterrez, J. Thacker
46. Planet Y K. Duke
47. Retirement D. Hugglestein
48. Stimpy C. Bransford
49. Boner Doner C. Bransford, D. Evans, M. Floyd, J. Angione, J. Regelbrugge
50. Stress Puppet J. Angione, G. Archer
51. I Smell a Rat D. Evans, M. Floyd, J. Angione, R. Bedan
52. Immuno Rejection B. Povolny
53. Barking Spyders C. Bransford, K. Tracy, M. Brown, T. Peterson
54. Teen Steam M. Brown
55. Wait Until Dark R. Thompson
56. Save My Pet Walrus C. Bransford, C. Dillon, T. Sartin
57. Cactus Pricks et all
58. The Little Fireman A. Bartlett, L. Colella
59. Fresno K. Duke
60. Mirage B. Gaines, T. Romero
61. Eat Bertha's Muscles A. Bartlett
62. Tiptoe to Topanga (first lead) T. Pinar, Jesse, S. Powers, F. Haney
63. Happy Meal Et All
64. Prime Time (First Lead) J. Angione, J. Cushner
5.10c/d
1. Simba B. Gaines, J. Janda, T. Atherton
2. Mystic Teflon C. Bransford, T. Atherton
3. Val de Mello C. Bransford, D. Zeissner, J. Thackray
4. Fraud Squad M. Wilson
5. Pet or Meat B. Gaines, C. Bransford, S. McAllister
6. Belay Girl D. Evans, C. Bransford, M. Floyd, S. McAllister
7. Love Comes in Spurt C. Bransford, J. Angione
8. Exiled in Sweden S. Strong, T. Michael, A. Bartlett
9. Moosebaby M. Mandelson
10. Quebec Nordiques C. Bransford
11. Suffering Catfish D. Evans, J. Angione, M. Floyd
12. Cole/Gordon Offwidth C. Cole
13. Eye of Horus J. Angione, M. Hirschfeld
14. One Whole Chicken in a Can T. Swain, A. Bartlett , C. Bransford, D. Reid, M. Tillman, Jennifer
15. Big Brown Eye D. Evans, C. Cole, C. Fry
16. Monkey Spunk S. Crichlow
17. Radio Free Utah C. Bransford
18. 12 Oz. Curls A. Bartlett
19. Lorenz Dry Dock P. Johnston
20. Dhip R. Bedan
21. Halloweenis D. Evans, M. Floyd
22. Against All Todds C. Cole, R. Vogel, S. Gordon, F. Bentwood
23. Grainy Train C. Cole, F. Bentwood, R. Vogel, D. Evans, M. Floyd
24. The Popemobile G. Baines, D. Evans, M. Floyd
25. Washoe Crack D. Evans
26. El Pollo Loco D. Evans
27. Punish the Mosquito D. Evans, C. Bransford, J. Angione
28. Kolopeli D. Evans, J. Angione, C. Bransford
29. The Eating Gorilla Comes in Peace T. Atherton
30. Jingle Balls D. Wilson
31. Strip Search R. Vogel, D. Evans, T. Swain, M. Floyd
32. Bike Across America T. Atherton
33. Hot Dog in a Bun C. Bransford, R. Corbin, S. McCallister
34. This Scud's a Dud D. Wonderly, D. Wilson, K. Wilson, C. Bransford
35. Sleek Beak D. Evans, R. Stahl,
36. Weenis De Milo C. Bransford, T. Sartin
37. Los Tres Bovines A. Bartlett, R. Vogel
38. Go Ask Alice J. Angione, D. Evans, C. Bransford
39. Cool Move, Gritty Rock, Stand Procedure J. Vinci
40. Disobedience School A. Roberts
41. Tortellini Roof J. Angione, T. Michael, J. Bocks, S. Bocks, D. Dixon
42. T-N-T T. Atherton, C. Bransford, J. Angione, T. Beck
43. Planet Z J. Rhoads, Y. Gaines
44. Planet Clare D. Evans, T. Swain, D. Levi
45. Beaver Boulder, Free Route J. Long, M. Lechlinski, M. Gingerly, C. Bransford
46. The Devil Inside D. Evans, J. Angione
47. Visualize Whirled Peas R. Collins, D. Evans, C. Bransford, M. Floyd, , J. Angione, Matt, John
48. Brush Your Teeth with Jesus T. Beck
49. Double Jeopardy D. Evans, C. Cole, J. Angione, M. Floyd
50. Route Right of the Dumbest Climb in the Monument P. Robbins
51. Plum Duff et all
52. Portly Pepper Pot T. Tech. M. Senyk, E. Coleman
53. Ben Dover B. Gaines
54. Circus Midget T. Sartin
55. Fabio D. Evans, C. Bransford
56. Knob Cheese G. Armstrong
5.11
1. Monaco B. Gaines, Y. Gaines, M. Maynard,
2. Gaston's Groove B. Gaines, A. Bartlett, J. Janda
3. Chase Lounge B. Gaines
4. Bonfire B. Gaines
5. Vertical Corrector B. Povolny
6. Sweat Pants T. Atherton
7. Roy's Route D. Hensel
8. Animal Magnetism D. Evans, J. Angione
9. Red Hot Chilli Peppers T. Swain, D. Reid, A. Bartlett, J. Thacker
10. Inauguron D. Evans, M. Floyd
11. Manly Dike C. Cole, D. Evans, M. Floyd
12. Svpada T. Atherton
13. Granny's Chin N. Conway, S. Crichlow
14. Bald Ambition D. Evans, J. Angione
15. Tidy Bowl D. Evans, M. Floyd, C. Bransford, R. Bedan, M . Hoffman
16. Pit Viper B. Gaines
17. Gordon/Bartlett A. Bartlett
18. Alien Life Form Arete M. Lechlinski, M. Gingery, D. Evans
19. Beadwagon D. Evans, J. Angione
20. Coyote Eggs D. Evans, M. Floyd
21. Cleopatra B. Gaines, Y. Gaines, A. Bartlett
22. The Invisible Man D. Evans, T. Beattey, M. Floyd, J. Angione
23. T Gordon Liddy D. Dembrow
24. Nose to the Grindstone D. Evans, F. Ziel
25. Hey, Taxi C. Cole, H. Laegar
26. Baby Fae D. Evans, C.Cole, B. Povolny
27. Pull My Finger , Barbara D. Mayville, T. Atherton
28. Get Shorty B. Gaines, T. Sartin
29. Nebraskian Rump Rangers T. Tech
30. London Calling B. Gaines, M. Hoffman
31. Land Shark G. Armstrong
32. Friction Impossible B. Gaines
Aid Climbs
1. Mexican Hat of Joshua Tree D. Evans, M. Floyd
2. The Woodshed M. Paul
3. Gypsy Boots G. Armstrong
4. Dances with Seals M. Loehr
5. Candy Grabber A. Bartlett, M. Loehr
251 total
Almost at 1000 FA's...........a life-time goal.......(I need to get a life....)
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mojede
Trad climber
Butte, America
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Mar 28, 2009 - 03:12am PT
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Not quite in Todd's league here, but when you have a large area with a lot of stone, and relatively few climbers...well, you get the idea.
For me, the fulfillment is in the exploration--(and the conquest...).
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deuce4
climber
Hobart, Australia
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Mar 28, 2009 - 03:20am PT
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Holy Gee-F*#king Moley Todd!!! That is one amazing list.
Remind me of Weo if you get a chance, there's some vague friendly memory of hanging out with good friends, but...???
Can you post the list of Desert FA's separately sometime?
What a career!
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Todd Gordon
Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
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Mar 28, 2009 - 03:35am PT
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John;....that climb Weo (named after my wife Andrea's cat....)....was that really long (and cool) arete that we did out in the Outer Mongolia area in the N. Wonderland, when we were out there with Timmy O' Neil, Tucker, Grant, and others.......It was a fun day, and a great day........a cool climb, and a wonderful sunny place in a beautiful setting.......basically just a typical fine day at the crags......beer, bolts.....and was there babes? .......
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deuce4
climber
Hobart, Australia
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Mar 28, 2009 - 03:38am PT
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Dang- that was some fun. Funner than fun, in fact.
I think you have the first Supertopo post that should be labeled "Warning High Bandwidth" just for the extensive amount of text!
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healyje
Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
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Mar 28, 2009 - 05:06am PT
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Jebus - not sure which is more remarkable, your list of FA's or the fact you were OCD enough to write them down. My list certainly isn't anywhere near that long, but it does have a few gems on it that I'm still quite fond of remembering (when I can or do). Hell, I even have one in Glenwood Canyon that now sports an eastbound I-70 tunnel entrance square in the middle of one of the pitches.
I actually think more about the ones that I never got to along the way - mostly in the Blue Mtns. west of Sydney and in a few places that will remain unmentioned as I may yet still rally on one or two. Oh, and a chunk of my rack has spent the winter on the high anchor of a particularly nasty eight roofed job we hope to complete this year which was appropriately pre-named 'Menopause'.
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steveA
Trad climber
bedford,massachusetts
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Mar 28, 2009 - 06:51am PT
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I guess what is great about doing first ascents, particularly if you were lucky enough to be in an area before the plums were picked off, is they will be done long after your dead and buried. The vast majority of people on this planet go thru life without leaving any tracks,(except raising offspring-which is great in itself). Im particularly proud of a few I did in the Wind Rivers and in New Hampshire.
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steveA
Trad climber
bedford,massachusetts
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Mar 28, 2009 - 06:55am PT
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Hey Healyje
I also climbed in the Blue Mountains with John Ewbank. Boy did that guy pick a bunch of CLASSIC plumbs!
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 28, 2009 - 10:10am PT
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"Almost at 1000 FA's...........a life-time goal.......(I need to get a life....)"
Amazing list, Todd! I would disagree with the last part of the above statement: You have a great life - and one that has touched many of ours.
Off to do a couple more FA's in Sedona today - I'll post up my meager list of 30 or so later.
Just wow, though, on that list!
Jaybro: I just wanted to differentiate between posterity and chestbeat! (Canadian-Norwegian Glutemus Maximus aside)
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rlf
Trad climber
Josh, CA
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Mar 28, 2009 - 10:14am PT
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To numerous to name, to few of quality to bother mentioning...
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Evel
Trad climber
Nederland
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Mar 28, 2009 - 10:17am PT
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Alas! Hell bound for obscurity...Bouldering areas in PA that have been renamed,graded,etc... Trad lines at the New that have been bolted...Oh the Humanity! Can't take away my masterpiece though. 75 ft of pure finger heaven, took two days with the demo saw and another couple days drilling out the back...toyed with theidea of doing a muriatic acid wash, but in the end settled for bolting the thing and climbing it. Now the fun part, Maybe a prize for whoever can tell the route name,my name,or other details regarding this line. Good luck!
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Todd Gordon
Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
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Mar 28, 2009 - 10:22am PT
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Mister E...........throw those new routes down today, in Sedona......there's " a few " new lines left out there, aren't there?.......a few MILLION...... AND;.....it was a pleasure to do that new route with you out on Geo Tour a few months ago....(It was a good one too;....only you got it first try, and it took me about 30 tries!).......Rock on, sir....and keep an eye on JTM too;...she's a good one......stop by when you are in town and help me get to that magic one thousand;...THEN I can retire and get on with my life.....
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Chiloe
Trad climber
Lee, NH
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Mar 28, 2009 - 10:29am PT
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Most of the worthwhile first ascents will get immortalized in a guidebook, maybe even a
writeup somewhere. It's all those other FAs that get lost to posterity, like the one that
inspired me to start the "Your Worst First Ascent" thread.
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Mar 28, 2009 - 10:29am PT
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Maybe a couple hundred, mostly on the Niagara Escarpment in Ontario. Everything from ultra-classic down to complete crap.
And not one damn bolt in any of them. [unless some wanker added bolts afterwards]
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Brutus of Wyde
climber
Old Climbers' Home, Oakland CA
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Mar 28, 2009 - 12:48pm PT
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Not a complete list, just stuff I can remember...
High Sierra:
Mt. Whitney: The Hairline V 5.10d C2F
Mt. Whitney: Direct East Face V 5.10d (FFA)
Mt. Chamberlin: Hot Damn! V 5.10+ (R) (FFA)
Temple Crag: Planaria V 5.10 (R) (FFA)
Castle Rock Spire: Cinco de Mayo V 5.10 A3
Castle Rock Spire: Spike Hairdoo IV 5.10 A3 (New Route, First Winter Ascent?)
Regge Pole: E. Face Dihedrals III 5.11a
The Duck: Instant Espresso III 5.10c
Thor Peak: Lucifer's Hammer III 5.10a
Granite Park Spire: White Peregrines III 5.10a
Tuttle Creek Area:
Wind Horse V 5.10 A3
Summer Ridge V 5.9
Zig Zag Dihedral IV 5.9
Beckey Route Red Baron Tower III 5.10a (FFA)
Milktoast Chimney III 5.8
What a Gift 5.10b
Finger Rock:
S. Arete 5.9+ R
Proctologist 5.9
South Face Beckey Route 5.8(FFA)
West Face 5.7
Hoffman Mountain:
Burninator 5.10c
Gold Nugget 5.10c
Seem’s Holy 5.9+ R
Red Tail 5.9
Bear’s Lair 5.8
Shooting Star Chimney 5.8
Woodchuck 5.8,
Golden Tower Direct 5.7 R
Sonora Pass area:
Sirens of the Stanislaus V 5.10 C2
Midas 5.10c/d
Low Balls 5.10 R
Tradman Galoot 5.10a R/X
Etude Ala Hoe 5.10a
Rodeo Sex 5.10a
Vedauwoo Five Seven 5.9
Wagon Train 5.9
Pony Espresso 5.9
Chris Craft 5.9 (FFA)
Mungebagged (aka Behren’s Chimney) 5.8
Chicken Little 5.8
ERTR 5.8
The Ramp 5.8
Big Gulp 5.8
Rodeo 5.8
Coldfinger 5.8
Red Herring 5.8
7-up Crack 5.7
Lactation Corner 5.7
Women’s Militant Aboretum Society 5.7
Kneedful Things 5.7
Girl Howdy 5.6
My Little Pony 5.4
Red Rocks:
Bed of Nails 5.9
Panty Loon 5.8
Balsamic 5.8
Octopus Cave 5.9
Alabama Hills:
My Little Lab Rat 5.10b
Stem Cell Research 5.10a
Slingshot Arete 5.10a
Cattle Drive 5.10a
Choss Whisperer 5.10a
Booty Pageant 5.10a
Lives of the Cowboys 5.9
Short Leash 5.9
Haf n’ Haf 5.7
Little Miss Sunshine 5.7
Penguello 5.7
Overbight 5.6
New Jack City:
(Routes have since been retro-bolted and re-named)
Reverse Osmosis 5.11 R/X
Central High 5.9+
Shady Lane 5.8 X
City of Rocks:
Boothill 5.8
Joshua Tree:
Ipecac 5.10+
Red Line 5.9 R
Miller Time 5.7
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