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Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 28, 2014 - 08:55pm PT
in a pure physiological sense,
excrement is the culmination of ingestion;
the last expression of a meal.

now the asse serves as a passage for our expired substance.
thus we are enticed onward in this disaster.

and as we search for new stomach content,
life gets in the way
and we climb mountains,
and shite.

Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Jul 28, 2014 - 08:57pm PT
It's that thing i fell on... Really F*#k!ng hard!! ;)

Hope you are well Chuck!!
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Jul 28, 2014 - 08:59pm PT
It's that thing I fell for.
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Jul 28, 2014 - 09:00pm PT
if you really think hard about it 'Wege, our body plan has the surface of a donut (a torus)... where our GI system is just the "hole" and everything inside us is the donut... that stuff in the hole is never really inside us.
couchmaster

climber
Jul 28, 2014 - 09:01pm PT
I thought this thread was going to be a comment about the dudes posting on Dr. F's republican thread.

Whew:

Well, how about this iconic message to add to the discourse:
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Jul 28, 2014 - 09:03pm PT
I'm pretty sure it's people who start new political threads.
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Jul 28, 2014 - 09:04pm PT

It takes one to know one.

Not necessarily.
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 28, 2014 - 09:08pm PT
ed your anti-substance-relativity incident
is viable.

recently i was lying on the side of a dark
street in strawberry,
cleaning up after a bender,
draped across my mountain bike
which i'd crashed into the
roadside thicket
and i was vomiting grapes
and pabst
and then i felt the stomach
contents achieving their summit
so i somehow lowered my drawers
and shite right there.

later i came to,
freezing and shivering
somewhat sobered up
enough to ride home
and as i climbed out
of my stump i braced
against my own shite
and it was on my backpack
and arm and shirt
and i just rode home,
throwing my whole
life into a bear-proof
dumbster that i happened
to past and, uh,
man i would hate
for a bear to get ahold
of my story and
try it on,
it won't fit.

that's asse.
right there.

stepping up to
it's dirty duties
despite gross neglect.
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Jul 28, 2014 - 09:19pm PT
What you are describing is shite, not ass. Ass has no control over the shite that passes through it. You need to look farther up stream.
mcreel

climber
Barcelona
Jul 28, 2014 - 10:25pm PT
...that stuff in the hole is never really inside us.

And the "you are what you eat" theory is blown out of the water.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jul 28, 2014 - 10:33pm PT
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mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jul 29, 2014 - 03:39am PT
http://www.rockandice.com/video-gallery/a-perfect-style-first-ascent
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 29, 2014 - 04:13am PT
it is what i make of myself.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jul 29, 2014 - 04:24am PT
do it fecan matter?
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
Jul 29, 2014 - 06:35am PT
I really don't know, but you can download open source free software that may help your anal-ass-sys.

Instead of your brain, just plug the electrodes, cameras, etc. into your ass.

Understanding brain function requires monitoring and interpreting the activity of large networks of neurons during behavior. Advances in recording technology are greatly increasing the size and complexity of neural data. Analyzing such data will pose a fundamental bottleneck for neuroscience. We present a library of analytical tools called Thunder built on the open-source Apache Spark platform for large-scale distributed computing. The library implements a variety of univariate and multivariate analyses with a modular, extendable structure well-suited to interactive exploration and analysis development. We demonstrate how these analyses find structure in large-scale neural data, including whole-brain light-sheet imaging data from fictively behaving larval zebrafish, and two-photon imaging data from behaving mouse. The analyses relate neuronal responses to sensory input and behavior, run in minutes or less and can be used on a private cluster or in the cloud. Our open-source framework thus holds promise for turning brain activity mapping efforts into biological insights.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jul 29, 2014 - 06:54am PT
Some thing to fall on, off of or for. Something to kick, or be bad. But not anything to send to college, because as my father always said "nobody likes a smart ass!"

And what Ed said; in medical circles the Gi tract and its contents lie outside the body. We are indeed bagels, or west of Rochester, "bread with holes". Probably why we like to loaf so much.
Gilroy

Social climber
Bolderado
Jul 29, 2014 - 07:10am PT
Dr. Hartouni's image of the bolus through the torus works well.

My first response to the OP's scatalogical question concerned the aroma left in the tent air after your partner lifted his legs into his sleeping bag. A Cartman voice rings in my head, "I smell ass."
skcreidc

Social climber
SD, CA
Jul 29, 2014 - 07:37am PT
It's the thing that comes before U and me.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jul 29, 2014 - 07:48am PT
The Great Sandbox Ass Debate welcomes further comment.
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kaholatingtong

Trad climber
Nevada City
Jul 29, 2014 - 08:02am PT
The gluteus maximus (also known as glutæus maximus or, collectively with the gluteus medius and minimus, the glutes) is the largest and most superficial of the three gluteal muscles. It makes up a large portion of the shape and appearance of the hips.
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