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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Original Post - Nov 21, 2012 - 02:31am PT
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Since the weather is semi crap for the next few months, I think it is time to get a seasonal girlfriend. Seasonal meaning she might (if lucky) last till the end of March.
Do many other climbers get seasonal gfs/bfs? Or do they go to JT/South America to avoid these crazy thoughts?
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 02:36am PT
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And all that man wrestling will you leave you stronger.
Hmmmm. At some point Mark Hudon said you gotta be in 'alligator wrestling' shape before you go climb El Cap. Good point Jebus. Maybe start with men, and move on to alligators in the end of the winter? I want to climb El Cap!
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briham89
Big Wall climber
san jose, ca
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Nov 21, 2012 - 02:37am PT
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Now there's el cap commitment bahahaha
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adikted
Boulder climber
Tahooooeeeee
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Nov 21, 2012 - 03:33am PT
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I solved this delima by by heading to Argentina...its a tough call..tahoe winters can be a pain...... I figured id just go climb some sh#t....hopefully i made the right decision..
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orangesporanges
Social climber
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Nov 21, 2012 - 03:53am PT
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A real alpinist puts emotional content and commitment into everythng they do.
They also have a sense of humor.
You got both V.
What you now need, to realise your dreams, is a supportive hottie that can share you with the mountains.
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Nov 21, 2012 - 03:56am PT
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Just make sure they don't climb or are into politics or there's a chance they could see this thread.
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Fish Finder
Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
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Nov 21, 2012 - 05:21am PT
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like the rock .....its always right there in front of you
reach for it V .
I prefer the Gal Wednesday type over seasonal....... frees up the weekends.
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nah000
Mountain climber
canuckadia
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Nov 21, 2012 - 06:55am PT
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got a good laugh thanks to the initial banter in this thread.
it reminded me of this:
[Click to View YouTube Video]
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Charlie D.
Trad climber
Western Slope, Tahoe Sierra
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Nov 21, 2012 - 07:45am PT
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Vitaliy......orange speaks the truth, think win/win and who knows you may end up with some hot rope gun, it happened to me. Run away from all of them that think your job is to make your gf happy.
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 10:55am PT
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Split the difference and get with a chimpanzee slut. And, hey, if Bobo can belay you got a belay bitch you pay in bananas.
Hmmmm don't even know what to say...sounds like you been kicked out of a zoo more than once Jebus : )
On the other hand, do you think Ron is 'fixed' yet? haha
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splitter
Trad climber
Cali Hodad, surfing the galactic plane
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Nov 21, 2012 - 12:27pm PT
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i hear she's available...
although, one night stands are excluded!
(she's not like that anymore)!
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Melissa
Gym climber
berkeley, ca
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Nov 21, 2012 - 12:50pm PT
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It might be time for a pseudonym, Vitaliy.
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tornado
climber
lawrence kansas
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Nov 21, 2012 - 12:59pm PT
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switch hands.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Nov 21, 2012 - 01:02pm PT
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Wimmen are expensive - the hardcore know how to drink alone, and like it.
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10b4me
Boulder climber
member since 2002
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Nov 21, 2012 - 01:40pm PT
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there are many available girls just around the corner from me..The price ranges from 200.00 to 1500.00 per hour.. Let me know your range...
He's a climber. He will probably go the $200/hr route, or obamacare might pay for it.
Edit: $1500/hr. wtf, it better be good
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nutjob
Gym climber
Berkeley, CA
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Nov 21, 2012 - 01:47pm PT
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It might be time for a pseudonym, Vitaliy.
classic!
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
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Nov 21, 2012 - 01:50pm PT
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What special services do Alpenists need?
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 21, 2012 - 01:57pm PT
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What special services do Alpenists need?
First of all, many of us suffer from trench foot. Maybe some foreplay with the big toe.....will stop there. Don't want to ruin anyone's appetite..
Ron, those are some expensive hookers. In Reno? Really? I sure hope Obamacare covers it, no way in hell I can! Maybe I can apply for a grant?
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mucci
Trad climber
The pitch of Bagalaar above you
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Nov 21, 2012 - 01:59pm PT
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They are called "Slam Pigs", and respond well to the 1 finger diddle.
Of course, your not a sport climber, and will probably never, ever have consistant Poontang.
Keep sending.
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ladyscarlett
Trad climber
SF Bay Area, California
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Nov 21, 2012 - 02:10pm PT
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forecasts call for pain?
understandable for alpinists...
but if we're going by that, isn't there some suffering included in that?
heh
cheers
LS
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