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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Topic Author's Original Post - Aug 9, 2012 - 12:45am PT
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Inspired by our elders' wit and wisdom and love of language.
Rancorous guttersnipe
Puerile rube
Sophomoric mountebank
Other quotes and ideas welcome.
If you must name-call, at least try to be elegant about it.
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Srbphoto
climber
Kennewick wa
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Your momma!
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nutjob
Gym climber
Berkeley, CA
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Yo momma so fat when she brake her leg gravy fall out.
... oops, wrong thread. Ahem:
"I've had a really wonder time... but this wasn't it."
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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MH, are u feeling a little surly?? Classy insult sounds like a bit of an oxymoron but fun idea for a thread.
Good luck with that.
Edit- ^^ that is my weak attempt @ a classy insult.
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Karl Baba
Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
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I fail to see how this thread is off-topic for this forum
Suck it Taco fools! Errr...I mean...
Illegitimi non carborundum
Peace
Karl
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Matt
Trad climber
it's all turtles, all the way dooowwwwwnn!!!!!
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not "yo' momma!"
he asked for classy!
"your mom"
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MisterE
Social climber
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MR. WIGGIN: Yes, well, that's the sort of blinkered, philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement! You whining, hypocritical toadies, with your colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding Masonic secret handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards! Well, I wouldn't become a freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking knees and begged me!
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
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"Are you SURE you know what you're doing?"
"Is THAT how you always tie that?"
"That piece you placed right before the crux... Yeah, that fell out."
"Who taught you how to do THAT?"
"Yeah, that would work for someone like you."
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Nohea
Trad climber
Living Outside the Statist Quo
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"you'd be pretty hot if you just lost a few pounds"
You mean like that?
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Da_Dweeb
climber
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You've got the kind of face only a sledgehammer could love.
AND HAS.
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Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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Maybe not classy, but popular some time ago.
Form: simple + -
Example:
Nice thread...
..........NOT!
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Urizen
Ice climber
Berkeley, CA
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Truly all-purpose. From Sherlock Holmes:
"Were you born thus? Or did it come by degrees?"
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Gary
climber
"My god - it's full of stars!"
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Captain Haddock from Tintin is the master:
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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Tony Bird
climber
Northridge, CA
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nihilism from a ghost. how nonentical can you get?
check out the cambrian explosion:
you anomalocariac-repellant wiwaxiid! vile priapulid worm! pedunculate!
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Srbphoto
climber
Kennewick wa
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about half the dialogue in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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StahlBro
Trad climber
San Diego, CA
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"You are an idiot for even the tears of a strumpet"
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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"If i had a dog with a face like yours i would shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards"
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