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fareastclimber
Trad climber
Hong Kong & Wales
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Topic Author's Original Post - Apr 26, 2006 - 06:39pm PT
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I have a question for you all -
A young girl is being mauled by a dog and at the same time in front of you another young girl of same age is being brutally beaten by the bare hands of a man, each child has the same likelihood of dying - who would you go help first and why?
Seriousness please!
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Hootervillian
climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
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Apr 26, 2006 - 06:41pm PT
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is the one being mauled by the dog a boy or girl?
addit: hey, was that edited or can't i read.
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Tuan DeLusion
Social climber
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Apr 26, 2006 - 06:43pm PT
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The blonde with the hooters.
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Chaz
Trad climber
So. Cal.
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Apr 26, 2006 - 06:46pm PT
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Sic the Dog on the Man.
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ADK
Trad climber
Reno, Nevada
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Apr 26, 2006 - 07:33pm PT
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trick question...the "little girls" are really aliens in little girl costumes. I hate aliens so Id stand there.
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mark miller
Social climber
Reno
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Apr 26, 2006 - 08:57pm PT
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I can drop a human a lot faster than I can reduce the threat of an average size dog that doesn't understand it's place in the food chain. When your working on a hundred pounds of dog you have your work cut out for you( people squeamish of losing flesh need not apply). Humans are easy, dislocate a few knees and crack some ribs and break his nose or remove an eye and the child beater ain't gonna be to concerned about beating the kid anymore.
Give us something that requires some real decisions.
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WBraun
climber
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Apr 26, 2006 - 09:01pm PT
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Two bullets puts both of them away within seconds.
One bullet to the dude and the other to the dog .....
Done deal .......
P.S. It's a stupid question. Basicaly in a real life senerio Karma comes into play as the deciding factor.
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mark miller
Social climber
Reno
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Apr 26, 2006 - 09:07pm PT
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Easy solution WB, but I never thought of you as a trigger man. Layers unfold like the skin of an onion. Hope your enjoying the decent weather in the Valley, finally.
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JerryGarcia
Trad climber
South Lake Tahoe
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Apr 26, 2006 - 09:09pm PT
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kick dog.
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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Apr 26, 2006 - 09:13pm PT
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werner is not a trigger man, he's an instrument of fate, LOL.
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Shack
Big Wall climber
Reno NV
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Apr 26, 2006 - 09:16pm PT
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Hey! Werner stole my answer!
Actually there is a quick way to break a dogs neck with your bare hands...
Offer the dog your left forearm and when he chomps down on it,
take your right forearm and put it behind his head,
now quickly push up and back with your left arm and push down with your right, snapping the dogs neck.
Takes 2 seconds.
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JerryGarcia
Trad climber
South Lake Tahoe
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Apr 26, 2006 - 09:18pm PT
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So you lost me at the part where I let the dog bite me. Why do I let the dog bite me?
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Shack
Big Wall climber
Reno NV
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Apr 26, 2006 - 09:21pm PT
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The dog WILL bite you.
This way it will only be for a second.
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mark miller
Social climber
Reno
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Apr 26, 2006 - 09:23pm PT
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Hey Shack, I like the method but having just recovered from a "good" dog bite, (an 80lb Aussie between the fingers), most people can't handle the crunch and piercing off their own flesh to accomadate this effective manuver.
WB's right shoot all 4 and make compost.
If you get a chance please look for that route beta, a cold 12er awaits your reply.
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Wayne Burnes
climber
west coast
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Apr 26, 2006 - 09:34pm PT
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"A young girl is being mauled by a dog and at the same time in front of you another young girl of same age is being brutally beaten by the bare hands of a man, each child has the same likelihood of dying - who would you go help first and why? "
I'd kick the dog, yell at the guy and get the hell out of Morongo Valley fast!
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noshoesnoshirt
climber
deskville
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Apr 26, 2006 - 10:32pm PT
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Grab the hound by his back legs and swing him at the dude.
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Robb
Social climber
Flathead Valley, Montana
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Apr 26, 2006 - 11:04pm PT
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Werner was close, but first you double-tap the man w/ third to the head & then likewise to the dog.
Did you get this from a psych test?
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pyro
Trad climber
stoney point,ca
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Apr 27, 2006 - 12:30am PT
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Easy answer.
calmly walk toward the dog. aggressivley put arms around the neck and "snap" it. Then break the other animals neck.
Take the victim's to the hospital. Then start to worry on how many things in life have become irrational.
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pc
climber
East of Seattle
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Apr 27, 2006 - 02:50am PT
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I've got one for you...
You've got the option to answer a stupid question on the taco or go to bed, which is the right........zzzzzz
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Tom
Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
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Apr 27, 2006 - 03:23am PT
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Kill the dog, indict the man. It's the American Way.
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