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NFB

Mountain climber
Wilson, Wyoming
Topic Author's Original Post - Oct 4, 2011 - 05:04pm PT
Sorry guys, I can't resist this one.

After a strange trip to the Valley, I'm not sure whether I should write the outsider piece or just try and forget the whole piss-puddle, India-smelling Salathe adventure. Here is one of the last candid photos I got there. Too funny.


Tom: "how many times did you drill?"

PTPP: "Well..."
Elcapinyoazz

Social climber
Joshua Tree
Oct 4, 2011 - 05:07pm PT
Captions:


"Obesity levels in North America continued to climb in 2011"
"Much like lycra, shirtless is a priveledge son, not a right"
"The stick clipping was so gnar, I pissed myself...see?"
couchmaster

climber
pdx
Oct 4, 2011 - 05:07pm PT
Tom " Tell me you didn't leave that attractive blow up sheep up there on Iron Hawk..."

Pete: "........uhhhh........sh#t."
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Oct 4, 2011 - 05:09pm PT
Pete pisses his pants just looking at El Cap.
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Oct 4, 2011 - 05:09pm PT
Tom: So about that idiotic banner that you flew from your ledges...?
bergbryce

Mountain climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
Oct 4, 2011 - 05:10pm PT
That guy sits down there on his ample ass and makes fun of climbers up on El Cap???
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Oct 4, 2011 - 05:13pm PT
Tom has climbed several walls in Yosemite, including the northwest face of Half Dome, and IIRC the Nose of El Capitan. Admittedly 30+ years ago, but he's definitely walked the walk.

Not sure about the cigars, though - some sort of tourist defence, perhaps.
nita

Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
Oct 4, 2011 - 05:20pm PT
Fact..Often.. i see pictures on supertopo and say..

" just because you have a picture of someone, doesn't mean it's post worthy".

or

+Just because you have a picture of someone ..doesn't mean you need to post it up.+

Gene

climber
Oct 4, 2011 - 05:20pm PT

EDIT: Tom is one of the nicest and most generous people I know. Pete is fun and very skilled. I'm just playing. I really like her rolling eyes expression.
NFB

Mountain climber
Wilson, Wyoming
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 4, 2011 - 05:22pm PT
Careful Brandon, PTPP has gotten up some serious Shiz...

I did however, recently learn that aid climbing is for lightweights. If you truly want to be cool, free that crap...

edit: I bet the drift has some seriously scary free climbing ala Kevin Thaw...

edit #2: I aid climb(and enjoy it) with full knowledge of my un-coolness. Its like uphill ski racing in tights... Super not-cool as well, but fun.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Oct 4, 2011 - 05:25pm PT
Simply a caption man. You're the one who threw Pete on the chopping block.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Oct 4, 2011 - 05:29pm PT
"So, Pete, expecting some high water are we?"
pc

climber
Oct 4, 2011 - 05:29pm PT
p: 'Dude, I've got this totally automated hauling system. It makes climbing el cap like sitting on the couch watching TV.'

t: 'Yeah, I can tell.'


Free more, couch climb less ;)

moacman

Trad climber
Montana
Oct 4, 2011 - 06:47pm PT
I've got bigger titties than you do.......

Stevo
bluering

Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
Oct 4, 2011 - 07:03pm PT
"Bill Clinton gave me this cigar"...

" Nice! Monica Lewinski gave me these shorts"...


Best one yet.
Moof

Big Wall climber
Orygun
Oct 4, 2011 - 07:05pm PT
The missing Baldwin found...
Johnny K.

climber
Oct 4, 2011 - 07:09pm PT
Moof,hahaha!

This really is too much...hahaa
mucci

Trad climber
The pitch of Bagalaar above you
Oct 4, 2011 - 07:25pm PT
Ptpp to the Papparazzi:

12 more nights bitch!
steelmnkey

climber
Vision man...ya gotta have vision...
Oct 4, 2011 - 07:48pm PT
"If you had man-cans like this, and shorts jacked up to your chin, you wouldn't free climb either!"
Moof

Big Wall climber
Orygun
Oct 4, 2011 - 07:51pm PT
The resemblance is uncanny.
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