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Topic Author's Original Post - Feb 26, 2006 - 10:47am PT
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Are you my Mommy?
Don't be fooled: what looks above to be a fine young eathling man is actually a sneaky caldorian, from the mussy nebula.
He once stiffed me $100 for a hard day's labor which I performed for him. Subsequently, he showed up at a party in JT, with two cute terrestrial females on each arm. I summarily kicked him out, but told the grrrls they could stay.
Yes, I am a bad, bad, man.
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WBraun
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Feb 26, 2006 - 01:31pm PT
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Who's that?
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 26, 2006 - 02:22pm PT
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er, at most I can say I'm a poor party host rajmit, but thanks anyway.
werner: andre olobri = "the schmutzfink"
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 26, 2006 - 06:46pm PT
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Hey, but what about the ride, check those cool Star Trek motifs.
I'm thinking this hip transpo unit was merely under the Schmutzie's care.
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WBraun
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Feb 26, 2006 - 06:50pm PT
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Trekies
There are also those star trek groupies. They were always hanging around when we worked Star Trek 5.
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 26, 2006 - 06:53pm PT
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Yes Werner, but these are no ordinary Trekies.
Check your logbooks, Man.
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 27, 2006 - 07:10pm PT
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The Time Machine, depicted above, rigged with swank Star Trek Talisman in its pod bay doors, may look like an ordinary VW Bus
Such as this fine example below:
This one, piloted by Devils Lake Hardman, William Russel, is an ordinary VW.
William has in fact spent much time in the Mussy Nebula...
On this fine day, however, Bill's space travels would be restricted to auto mechanics & toil in the Camp 4 lot, (perhaps augmented by truth serum and an organ fest later in the day)
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WBraun
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Feb 27, 2006 - 07:20pm PT
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Roy
Talked to Bill Russell and Kevin Fosberg this morning in the cafe. They hiked up to the Widows tears ampitheater to ice climb it.
It was a no go (to warm), it is raining at 7500 to 8000 feet today.
Not good for them, left them in the cafe at 11:00am and don't know what became of them today.
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 27, 2006 - 08:14pm PT
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The Foz?
Werner, Maybe it's best they didn't venture onto the melting popsicle?!
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St. Nanci
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Feb 28, 2006 - 02:35am PT
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Those guys suck bald dog!! ...and what's Tarbuster supposed to mean??? I sure do miss you Roy...
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Tarbuster
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2006 - 10:25am PT
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Tarbuster, (heh)
'tis a mystery, even to me. google it and you get pages, pages of, yup...a product that cuts sledge, removes tar.
Well Nance Romance:
Ya know how yer fiends sometimes know you better than you know yerself? (Mussy said he could read me like a book) I've had some good nicknames bestowed upon me.
[cowboy,roy balls,balls,roy boy,the boy,libido roy,beed,bidus,beedsauce,beedwagon,side of beef,potatohead,'tate,thatas#@&%eroy,hummer,lamoille royo,'lem,lem-bott,cowboy roy,cowboyroytheboytoyofjoy]- yikes
So, I decided to take my destiny in my own hands and name mee self something snappy for the forum kick.
But I couldn't find it: so I remembered what my boss says at work, when I can't find my pen "if it was up yer arse you'd know!"
So ST Nance, I reached in there (mee arse), pulled it out and there it was:
"Tarbuster" the beginning of a great adventure!
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2006 - 10:29am PT
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Butt wait "those guys suck bald dog?", ST mussy in the room with you? milk and cookies keeping you up late?
'miss you too, sweetheart. not seen ya since Nebraska days?!
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Russ Walling
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I have a giant ASS™™
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Feb 28, 2006 - 05:51pm PT
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NICE UNIT...!!!
Hey Nance.... still got the post op bump.... maybe bring your "kit" next time you are down for some exploratory action. I'll warm up the cauterizer.
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2006 - 06:02pm PT
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yupp. deep space! (heh, heh)
(shite, I gotta get outa this office and high tale it to my scanner)
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2006 - 09:18pm PT
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'K,
I was, in this rather bloggish thread, responding to Werner's thoughts on lurking "Trekies" (Star Trek Groupies)-
So back to the Time Machine, which originated in the "Mussy Nebula" and what type of vehicle, such as the garden variety VW micro Van, the real Time Machine merely resembles.
Um, Yeah. Ordinary VW Micro Bus.
No Doubt, Tucker Tech is an artist with a hacksaw, but this is not, A Time Machine.
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ron gomez
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Feb 28, 2006 - 09:43pm PT
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Yeah Roy the van HAD to be under Schmutz' "care". Never knew the Schmutz to have a vehicle, use to spend time with Andre driving him out to Josh in the "Nazi Mobile" fiat spyder w/ roll bars!!! Remember Andre, the time I had the BALLS to ask for gas money, so the next trip out I pick you up in Anaheim or something, at yer moms, and you phuccin dump about $20.00 of PENNIES in the trunk!!! Found pennies for years after that. Roy he stiffed ya for a days labor? Stiffed me a wall hammock! Man how old is that, a WALL HAMMOCK! Hope the Schmootz is doing well, if yer out there Andre, OLA Bro
Bob Cretchfield? heard of him?
Peace
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2006 - 09:52pm PT
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Yo Ron,
That brings to mind, for a very limited time, Andre(Schmutzie)had this really BOSS VW micro bus. It was 100% primer brown and had these high back, dracula cowl looking seats. Plus, with the Velvet Underground style wraps (sunglasses), he was positively at the top of his game.
One morning,'Schmutzfink came motoring into HVC Josh in that proud beatnik chariot and absolutely, positively knew he was King for a Day.
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2006 - 09:56pm PT
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Joe Daddy?
Whats happenin bean?
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ron gomez
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Feb 28, 2006 - 10:18pm PT
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cowboyroytheboytoyofjoy!!!!Brilliant, but "toyofjoy" might fit better in the ST name box. I like it better than tarbuster Roy
Peace
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 1, 2006 - 12:39am PT
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How to make a proper Time Machine:
Start with SUPERLATIVE MACHINERY:
Next, get it dialed by a QUALIFIED MECHANIC:
ADD A LOTTA SOUL:
BUTT WAIT THATS NOT ALL FOLKS!
YOU NEED A MASTERMIND
WILLING TO LABOR UNTIRINGLY
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