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Josh Nash

Social climber
riverbank ca
Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 28, 2011 - 04:01am PT
Craigslist=endless amusement


Manhood Camping Firequest. Lookin' for a 100% for real bros to share/experience manhood in all its glory. This is for real, I don't want to waste my time or yours. 100% JO and manhood, no sugar added. I AM NOT GAY. Don't even think this is a sex thing, it's all about manhood.

Looking for bros to head into the woods and bond by fire, experience life as men once lived it, JO circle, and fire/vision quests.

THIS IS NOT A SEX THING.

Gonna need some basic things/skills, I don't want to be slowed down by fools:

 must be in reasonable shape, if you get winded walking then stay home
 Ed Hardy camping gear, it's really good gear and it's awesome
 desire to be a man among men
 not afraid to wield a blade
 crystal, I'm not sharing mine
 must be able to make a fire
 gloves
 a knowledge of native vegetation (knowledge of psychotropic fungus a plus)
 knowledge of modern music
 protective/splash resistant eye wear
 5 - 10 of those clip things that rock climbers use


We are gonna need a mobile music device, ipod or something. I'm bringing the music for the firequests and visionquests, Nickleback's The Long Road. I only have it on CD, so I'll have my discman as a last resort, an ipod would be nicer. Just sayin'.


Dont' want to see"

 bad attitudes
 gay/homoerotic behavior, this is a manhood thing. I AM NOT GAY.
 c*#k rings, can't keep it up w/o help, you aren't gonna make it on this quest
 firearms, there's gonna be enough guns going off and spent shells to pick up
 the nerds/dorks/lames/and anyone less than 100% into manhood.

If you are serious, then I promise you this will be the trip of your life. It will change the way you think. I'm serious, and I AM NOT GAY. To see a group of bros being men, a JO circle by a camp fire. The charge/energy in the air. Crystals get jacked, no lie. You will slip into a different frame of mind, you will feel electric.

Last outing, we had a group that was so charged we attracted bears. It was no deal, nature knew man was in the forest, the crystals gave us the confidence to own those bears. I saw it, I was there.

100% SERIOUS, NO FAKERS


Location: Aqua Caliente
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/2370048082.html
Crimpergirl

Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Jul 28, 2011 - 07:52am PT
I wonder if he's gay.


:)
ron gomez

Trad climber
fallbrook,ca
Jul 28, 2011 - 08:46am PT
Hey Locker.....Cosmic, you guys in?
Peace
survival

Big Wall climber
A Token of My Extreme
Jul 28, 2011 - 09:20am PT
Gloves. Gotta remember to get gloves.

I've already got a couple clippy thingys.....
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Jul 28, 2011 - 10:59am PT
I should qualify, I learned how to start a campfire with C4 back in my Army days.
Fish Finder

Social climber
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
Jul 28, 2011 - 11:17am PT

HElarious!

Who wants to travel into the woods,jerk off and fight bears when I can just stay home and do the same with the wife!




Ghey Edit: this sounds totally ghey
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Jul 28, 2011 - 11:22am PT
I wonder if he's gay.

Crimps, that cracked me up.

Hey I sold my Van for cash on Craig's List in 3 days. Maybe it will work as well for "Man-Camp" 2011.
Hawkeye

climber
State of Mine
Jul 28, 2011 - 11:30am PT
location.....top of el cap!

summiting rockclimbers will get an eyeful when they set up their anchor in the midst of a JO Circle......
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jul 28, 2011 - 11:39am PT
100% JO and manhood

Uh, my pubescent mind knew only one meaning for "JO".
Mtnmun

Trad climber
Top of the Mountain Mun
Jul 28, 2011 - 11:42am PT
I went hiking in Idlewild a few years ago and came across Mountain Man Camp. They were building a fort like structure 10 ft high and inside was a penis shaped fire ring.
Off White

climber
Tenino, WA
Jul 28, 2011 - 11:59am PT
Facelift could take a few tips from this guy.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Jul 28, 2011 - 12:17pm PT
Don't forget to pack your...





Hey Stinkeye, I'm sure you can get spots for you and medussa if you employ your knee pads effectively.


















cintune

climber
Midvale School for the Gifted
Jul 28, 2011 - 12:22pm PT
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Jul 28, 2011 - 12:36pm PT
HE IS NOT GAY, just very, very glad you came sir.
apogee

climber
Jul 28, 2011 - 12:40pm PT
I wonder if he's gay?

He kinda seems gay.

But he said he's not gay.

He must be gay.

wack-N-dangle

Gym climber
the ground up
Jul 28, 2011 - 12:50pm PT
This seemed appropriate here.

Free woodie:

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/scz/zip/2517598556.html

edit: the woodie ain't mine. NTTAWTT
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
sorry, just posting out loud.
Jul 28, 2011 - 01:07pm PT
wow

weird to a new level

philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Jul 28, 2011 - 02:09pm PT
Though there is more than enough crystal to share.
Hardman Knott

Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
Jul 28, 2011 - 02:32pm PT
With THAT face one can only imagine what's taking place with the RIGHT hand...
Uhhh, holding the camera for the self-portrait?
blahblah

Gym climber
Boulder
Jul 28, 2011 - 04:11pm PT
That sh#t is got to be the gheyest thing I have ever read outside of Playgirl.Here

Ummm, just what were you doing reading Playgirl?
(Sorry, but someone had to say it!)
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