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justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
Topic Author's Original Post - Jun 11, 2010 - 11:52pm PT
I'll start:

President of BP (duh- a given)

The entire cast of housewives of New Jersey.

MisterE

Social climber
Jun 11, 2010 - 11:52pm PT
Dick Cheney (apologies to The Evil One)

+1 on Tony Hayward.
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Jun 11, 2010 - 11:55pm PT
Pate.



edit.... well.... someone had to!
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Jun 11, 2010 - 11:58pm PT
you can taze me back, bro....

just make sure I "put down" my coffee
rlf

Trad climber
Josh, CA
Jun 12, 2010 - 12:00am PT
The list is far to long...
JOEY.F

Social climber
sebastopol
Jun 12, 2010 - 12:02am PT
The upcomming skeeters in Tuolumne.
TGT

Social climber
So Cal
Jun 12, 2010 - 12:02am PT
The list is far to long.


Nothing you couldn't solve with a few miles of electric fence.

Let me know if you need any help.
pud

climber
Sportbikeville & Yucca brevifolia
Jun 12, 2010 - 12:08am PT
My 8th grade teacher Mr Reznik for making us watch his family European vacation home movies and calling it "Social Science".


There, I said it.
Robb

Social climber
The other "Magic City on the Plains"
Jun 12, 2010 - 12:16am PT
Some of the teachers who "prepared" my students for my calculus course.
justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
Topic Author's Reply - Jun 12, 2010 - 12:17am PT
Quote: "Be careful who you Taze, they may like it and never stop phoning you. "

Don't I know it. You taze a guy and next thing you know he's banging on the door every night. Restraining orders mean nothing to these people. Baseball bat finally did the trick.

"If You Could Baseball Bat Anyone?" is a thread for another day.

edejom

Boulder climber
Butte, America
Jun 12, 2010 - 01:32am PT
I'd Taze myself, just for sport and kicks--only, I'd want to stay away from the forehead area, as a guy died here after receiving one to that spot...



... a good middle-of-the-back shot would suffice.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Jun 12, 2010 - 03:16am PT
I think a face-off with the wife every 6-12 months would be fine. A little give and take works wonders.
Mighty Hiker

climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Jun 12, 2010 - 03:27am PT
The four RCMP officers who brutally Tasered Robert Dziekanski to death at Vancouver airport on October 14th, 2007.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Dzieka%C5%84ski_Taser_incident

The report of a judicial enquiry into the incident, and into Tasers generally, is about to be released. The Taser company has strongly resisted its release - the report is quite critical of the company and its exaggerated claims for its product.

Given this, I'd also like to Taser the directors, officers and senior managers of the company.
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Jun 12, 2010 - 03:43am PT
Pee Wee Herman.

Barney.

Kim Il Jong.
philo

Trad climber
Somewhere halfway over the rainbow
Jun 12, 2010 - 11:12am PT
Ariel Sharon comes to mind...






















But only if I could be guaranteed a nut shot.
justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
Topic Author's Reply - Jun 12, 2010 - 11:14am PT
I hate to laugh at that kid but...

Oh...

My..

God...


I wonder how long until he came to. Good thing he was sitting down.

nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Jun 12, 2010 - 11:25am PT
I'll hold your hand, Pate, and we can let MisterE taze us.
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Jun 12, 2010 - 11:46am PT
maybe we can get Jefe to hold my other hand.


aim for *his* nuts E!
MisterE

Social climber
Jun 12, 2010 - 12:12pm PT
I would like to taze every single one of the pedophile priests.

Edit: Nature - you mention the place I would aim for. ^^
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Jun 12, 2010 - 12:17pm PT
now there is a worthy use for a massive amount of electrons.


but last I checked neither jefe, pate nor myself is a priest. much less a p.... pe.... oh nevermind.


got git 'em!
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