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cragnshag
Social climber
san joser
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Topic Author's Original Post - Oct 26, 2011 - 12:44pm PT
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OK, so I get this email from my friend Sarah and it was too funny not to share:
19% of smart phones get dropped down the toilet; only a brave few basejump to their rocky death
Illegal basejumper fatally injured on Saturday: declared deceased on Monday
Yosemite Valley, Lower Cathedral Spire- Purple Blackberry Curve 8340 jumped out of climber's summit pack, plummeting 150' to a rocky landing. Ms. Curve was not instantly killed, and initially appeared to be in stable condition, despite loss of vital component: back-of-phone. On Monday October 24, 2011 at 2:48pm Ms. Curve suddenly became non-responsive, succumbing to her fatal injuries.
Ms. Curve is survived by close friends: I-pod Nano IV, sailcloth wallet, Matrix car keys and Kleen Kanteen. She will be remembered for dutifully coming when called for defying her low bandwidth -- nearly regularly providing access to the Verizon G3 network.
Following a 24-hr period of mourning, Ms. Curve was replaced by a Droid. Sadly, she will not be missed.
Friends are encouraged to send their respects via email to xxxxxxxx; please include your phone number.
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Oct 26, 2011 - 12:48pm PT
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Sad news - but that's one phone that won't be calling YOSAR to report that it doesn't need a rescue.
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Oct 26, 2011 - 01:20pm PT
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Geeze, why did Sarah let her climb without a helmet!
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Melissa
Gym climber
berkeley, ca
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Oct 26, 2011 - 01:27pm PT
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Very cute. :-)
I'd say the cause of death was, technically, a fall while climbing without a rope.
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Oct 26, 2011 - 01:31pm PT
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But could the accident have been prevented or mitigated had the victim been wearing a prophylactic, e.g. a helmet?
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scuffy b
climber
dissected alluvial deposits, late Pleistocene
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Oct 26, 2011 - 01:43pm PT
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A helmet would undoubtedly have saved her life. I read it on the internet.
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ElCapPirate
Big Wall climber
California
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Oct 26, 2011 - 02:09pm PT
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Hmmmm, I can see that title releasing some emotions and causing someone to brace for the worst, for a friend or acquaintance... that's what it did for me. Glad everyone is ok. Cheers!
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Oct 26, 2011 - 04:07pm PT
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IS this called Phone Soloing?
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nature
climber
back in Tuscon Aridzona....
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Oct 26, 2011 - 04:07pm PT
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you are giving the BASE community a bad wrap on this one.
she didn't have a chute therefore this was a free solo accident.
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Base1250
Trad climber
colorado
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Oct 26, 2011 - 04:48pm PT
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That's funny Nature. BASE getting a bad rap.
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Oct 26, 2011 - 04:56pm PT
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I bet Sarah and that Droid already had a little something something going on!
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cragnshag
Social climber
san joser
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 26, 2011 - 05:03pm PT
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I wouldn't rule out foul play. The entire Blackberry network did go down for a day or two recently, upseting users of the device. This "accident" may have been retribution for that event...
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Oct 26, 2011 - 05:04pm PT
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Or Gertie may have been involved, in which case it would have been fowl play.
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RandaPanda
Trad climber
Chico!
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Oct 26, 2011 - 11:52pm PT
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Too bad. She's missing out on (finally!) the release of Angry Birds on the Curve.
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healyje
Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
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Oct 27, 2011 - 03:17pm PT
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Once dropped a Treo in an aluminum case about 50' down behind a basalt column out at Beacon - it rang for the rest of the day, but is still down there...
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