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Shack
Big Wall climber
So. Cal.
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Topic Author's Original Post - Oct 24, 2005 - 06:20pm PT
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What is the deal?
Doesn't anybody play poker anymore?
Seems like it's getting harder and harder these days to get a good poker game together.
All my buddies have to ask their wives for permission!
What's wrong with playin a little 5 card stud, drinkin' a beer and smokin' a stogie?
I say sack up and belly up! Wimps!
Now deal them cards!
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Shack
Big Wall climber
So. Cal.
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 24, 2005 - 06:26pm PT
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Funny isn't it.
I played Texas hold 'em for years before it became so popular,
now I prefer straight poker...but I'll play anything.
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Russ Walling
Social climber
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:34pm PT
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Nice troll....
Poker? Bring your wallet.... Did a 3x a week home game in Bishop for years with FREE open bar and BBQ everynight at the FISH Casino in Round Valley.
Find some sheep that need a good shearing and lets make it happen.... I can't do it more than 5 nights a week though.
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Hootervillian
climber
Ascuagas, Jacks Valley
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:38pm PT
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"3x a week home game in Bishop" yikeeezzz
two words for ya, nevada
Ed.
i've experienced your 'free' bar, it's not.
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Shack
Big Wall climber
So. Cal.
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 24, 2005 - 06:42pm PT
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*Splash!*
Oh, you play poker Russ?...*trying to keep a straight face*
Any other sheep ..er, I mean poker players out there?
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Karl Baba
Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:46pm PT
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Maybe they saw that photoshopped picture of you in leather on the web and figured that five card stud meant some kind of strip poker.
I'd fold before I called that bluff
;-}
Karl
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jesus
Social climber
ca
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:51pm PT
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We have a great game every thursday night in oakland (bay area). If Your every up here on a thursday night Shoot an email to me we will deal you in..
jesus
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Russ Walling
Social climber
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:51pm PT
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That was a definite "raise" situation. He had pot odds for sure. Bet he had Big Slick.
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Shack
Big Wall climber
So. Cal.
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 24, 2005 - 06:54pm PT
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Hey does the FISH Casino™ have those 99 cent shrimp cocktails?
They don't water down the 'free' drinks do they?
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Russ Walling
Social climber
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:57pm PT
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No shrimps (except my bankroll) but we usually have enough Swedish Fish to give you nice red and runny stool the next day....
Actually the booze is fortified so you get more than you pay for, and even at free, that is a pretty good deal.
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Hootervillian
climber
Ascuagas, Jacks Valley
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:57pm PT
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iirc, it's not the 'waterin down' so much as it is the formaldehyde, for flavor, and the shiny green suit.
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nature
climber
Flagstaff, AZ
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:58pm PT
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I'm down. Take my money. (like I/we need to give Fish more of our hard earned money). I just aquired a set of chips for road trips.
(there was an echo in here)
My neighbors do a "deal calls" game once a week. Omaha, murder and 357 are the favorites there. Stud would be fun.
Another neighbor does a NL tourney once a week.
I play poker more online than anthing. hold'em and omaha.
The Dr. and I threw down a game at the creek a few weeks ago.
view from poker table
The last hand the first night (I was holding A2o, down to 4 BB so I pushed). I paid him back the second night
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Russ Walling
Social climber
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
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Oct 24, 2005 - 06:59pm PT
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Sorry Nature... no bonus whores allowed in the door. We iz wise to youz guys......
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James
Social climber
My Subconcious
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Oct 24, 2005 - 07:07pm PT
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Homegames are easy places to make money. Keep working at it Shack and you'll find yourself broke soon enough. If you want more help check out some of Sklansky's books as well as Hellmuth's. Also make sure you read the Bible...Super Systems.
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Shack
Big Wall climber
So. Cal.
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 24, 2005 - 07:11pm PT
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I only use a system when I'm playing Blackjack...
Poker I just wing it on instinct!
Besides James...I figure there's no way Russ can take my money at poker faster than he does when I buy his gear!
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Festus
Mountain climber
Antelope Valley
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Oct 24, 2005 - 07:26pm PT
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Walling knows nothin' about poker, didn't you check out his reading list?
He just finished Positively Fifth Street, which is about a stripper and her boyfriend pumping a rich guy's stomach full of heroin with a turkey baster and then looting his vault when he croaks. No gambling involved there...unless you get caught.
So shuffle them cards and don't worry about a thing, unless your drink comes in a big tube with a squeeze bulb at one end.
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salad
climber
San Diego
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Oct 24, 2005 - 07:56pm PT
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permission? wtf. last week we were still playin at 4:30am... $50 guiloutine. i think we had a $700 dollar pot on a 20 or 40 dollar game of guts.
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nature
climber
Flagstaff, AZ
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Oct 24, 2005 - 08:28pm PT
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russ... does that mean if i wuz allowed in the door you'd give me a bonus?
I'd bring my own dollars. And why would ya care anyway... it sounds like you'd take every last buck.
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Shack
Big Wall climber
So. Cal.
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 24, 2005 - 08:35pm PT
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"Maybe they saw that photoshopped picture of you in leather"
Very funny Karl! But seriously...
I don't know how that picture ever got out.
I was testing an early prototype "full body harness" from FISH™ Leather™ Products™ Inc. and Russ assured me that the pictures were only for "in house" use?... Whatever that means?
BTW, I have a feeling whoever leaked that photo was the same wiseguy who leaked those photo's of you with an afro!
Was that picture from college?
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Oct 24, 2005 - 10:02pm PT
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Gee I've always wanted to learn to play poker.
I could get out your way pretty fast in my new BMW.
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