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'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 11, 2011 - 05:35pm PT
I think you have to save the thousandth post for me, don't you? We all saved it for Kait's mom in the WoS thread.

brb...
Oxymoron

Big Wall climber
total Disarray
Dec 11, 2011 - 06:38pm PT
Feck you, Pass The Pete.
Up for grabs.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 11, 2011 - 06:40pm PT
Ha, got it anyway.
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Dec 11, 2011 - 06:42pm PT
Chardonnay.
Oxymoron

Big Wall climber
total Disarray
Dec 11, 2011 - 06:44pm PT
Once again, not any more. Pitiful bean counter. Chardonnay, obviously wins.
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Dec 11, 2011 - 06:46pm PT
Chardonnay.



Edit: Apologies to my pal Pete. Yer a Shcoalllar an a Jentlemen. (said while drooling)
S.Leeper

Social climber
somewhere that doesnt have anything over 90'
Dec 15, 2011 - 06:10pm PT
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Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Dec 15, 2011 - 06:48pm PT
What's the fascination with that shitty whistling link?
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Dec 16, 2011 - 07:00pm PT
OK! Darn near 5:00 PM Mountain time.

The spew-fest on ST has me ready to drink.

Schist!

Glad to be back with "my people."

Drunks!
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Dec 16, 2011 - 07:10pm PT
So it's 7 PM EST.

I don't usually post to this thread but tonight is the exception I guess.

I've got a glass of Eagle Rare bourbon, on the rocks of course, in front of me.

In my left hand is a cigarette...um yeah, that's what I should call it on the internet....

Happy Friday all, it's been a heck of a week here!
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Dec 16, 2011 - 07:11pm PT

Urp!
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Dec 16, 2011 - 07:12pm PT
I'm with ya in spirit if not spirits Fritzie! Gotta wait for #1 woman to get
home sos we can go to the office partay. Oh boy! Actually, there are some
very cool people there so it isn't so heinous as it might sound.

Gonna bring some Unibroue Blanche de Chambly and keep a deathgrip on it,
not that I have to worry with a bunch of winers around.



CHOSS STOKE! What a Heap!

Norwegian

Trad climber
Placerville, California
Dec 16, 2011 - 07:18pm PT
7 am i walked into the frosty
sierra nevada, with a heavy pack
and lofty (for me) aspirations.
the frosting on my rack was a six
pack of the sierra nevada torpedo extra ipa.
i humped up the approach,
feeling the chair time i've recently been wearing.

i found my south facing target, racked up,
cracked an ipa... 'bout 8 am i guess but im not looking anyway,
cause i'm mountain bound today,

i rope solo up my fist goal at 10a R and
return to earth a little less foul.

finish off my bottle,
and work around the corner to my next hope,
this one goes down at 10d. rope solo up to the
crux and de-cluster f*#k one two many times,
pump out at the crux and turn tail to the ground,
afraid of the rope-solo fall.
i finish the lead on aid so's i leave no gear,

by now im on my fourth ale and its nary 10am.

the dog wants more hiking so i pick up a moderate
sized block and stuff it in my pack and carry it
over the crest and to the shadowy west face of the crag.
my last ambition for the day is a rope solo ascent of
hyperspace.
i succeed and then climb the seldomly done 2nd pitch
and touch down to my filth ale, and sit shirtless
in the december sun basking in my beer buzz
and life cocktail of success mixed with failure.

im even more me than i was yesterday.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Dec 16, 2011 - 07:23pm PT
Norwegian, you further reinforce my sentiment.
luggi

Trad climber
from the backseat of Jake& Elwood Blues car
Dec 16, 2011 - 07:49pm PT
PTPP...follow up from last week post..The grape juice takes about 7 days to go through fermentation for about 60 gallons or one barrel. Depending on sugar content of the grapes you started with will get about a 12-14% alcohol content. Once through fermentation the winemaker will have the wine go through malolactic fermentation to smooooooth out the wine. Then make some adjustments...and so on and it turns into a multiple year process to get a good wine. In some cultures such as with the Portuguese people that I am familiar with, after 7 days or so when fermentation is complete and juice is now wine, a very young wine, it is time for a ole fashion get together and consume the new wine. Some will infuse the wine with ever-clear or some other high alcohol content to jack the stuff up. So what you have is a very strong tasting, high in acid, high alcohol brew that some people akin it to drinking diesel fuel, also will take old paint off furniture and so on. Portagee Diesel.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 16, 2011 - 07:53pm PT
Gotcha - it's enhanced.

I like my wine like I love my women - unenhanced.

But I'm starting with a beeeeeeeeeeeeer..................
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Dec 16, 2011 - 08:00pm PT
Norwegian! You sir: are one hard, cold-temp solo-roped climbing while drinking, dude!

A Toast! (slurp)

Never mastered the drinking while climbing aspect of the sport. I'd get a headache, lose all ambition, and doze in the sun or shade. Whichever felt better at the time.
hairyapeman

Trad climber
Fres-yes
Dec 16, 2011 - 08:57pm PT

Meh? Ok I guess. Better then Bud or Coors.
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Dec 16, 2011 - 10:15pm PT
Kokane! Take me back to the north woods. Looks like a grandchild of Olympia crossed with Natural Light. I'd drink gallons just for the name. I must be squarely in the target market.

-------------------Tonight

Starting off with a can of corn slathered in butter and red chili powder. (A Los Angles treat.) Washed down with a full glass of Gnarly Head(R) Pinot Grigio that is light and fresh as a summer morning.

Now I'm having some of this foo-foo ready made high end French onion soup from Costco as a 2nd course. This is going down with a full glass of Gnarly Head(R) Old Vine Zin[fandel] that I consider my "home base" of grape based beverages.

It has been a crazy week or two on the Taco. Thank the good lord for my dear friends on the Friday night thread. We should definitely all get together in Reno sometime. It's a spiritual half-way point between California and Idaho with Ontario in a wide orbit that sometimes comes in close.

I'll be working through the weekend again but come Wednesday morning I'll be bouldering near Swan Slab in the Valley just as soon as the rock warms up a few minutes in the dawn light.
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Dec 16, 2011 - 10:41pm PT
Brandon - Don't be shy. Your post was okay. Typical drunk statement.

OK. Here is from a couple weeks ago:

Desert wine tonight: VOGA Moscato from Italy in this after-shave looking bottle.
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