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Gary
climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
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No, it's not. He left out Black Harlot's Layaway
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WBraun
climber
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How about "Knew Root"
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Todd forgot Squamish's "Negro Lesbian". We have a few other rude ones, too. Adolescent males...
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AndySan Diego
Trad climber
San Diego, CA
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Pirates of the Carabineer
Quaking Has Been
X-Rated Tits
An Eye for an Eye & A Route For A Route.
Pinch a Smelly Scrutinizer
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Jello
Social climber
No Ut
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In honor of Charlie, as quoted in the OP: Two fine climbs on a fine mountain. Black Elk, and Feather Buttress on Warbonnet.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 3, 2009 - 02:40pm PT
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OK, totally dwarfed by Gordon's veritable deluvium.
But here are a few more;
TOUCHSTONE WALL
LEOPARD SKIN SLAB
IMMACULATE SEDUCTION
MIDNIGHT RIDER (on the Witch)
CLIMB AGAINST NATURE
MASTERBLASTER
GOD, GUNS, & GUTS
ACROMANIAC (renamed by Potter? WTF!?)
DREAM OF DEAD HORSES (Is it a Cruise?)
JAM FOR YOUR LIFE
PETTICOAT GUMPTION
CLASS MONITOR (on Monitor Butte)
MERRYMAKERS ROUTE (on Merrimac Butte)
A THOUSAND PINTS OF LITE (more jugs than you can use and an old bush)
and last but not least the R rated runout buttress of
FULL METAL JOCKSTRAP
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wildone
climber
GHOST TOWN
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"Nighty-night, bitch"
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Jim Leininger
Trad climber
tucson, az
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Hugh G Rection at the Pinnacles???
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MUR
climber
A little to the left of right
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Chicken Eruptus, Frictiony Face Panty Waste.
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Gene
climber
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"But for the Grace of Claude"
"I'm in it for the Monet"
Route names made up by an impressionistic friend.
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Gagner
climber
Boulder
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Of course some of my Pinnacles routes:)
Heat Seeking Moisture Missle
Wrinkle Remover
Even Coyotes Like it Doggie Style
Murky Bong Water
Blowing Chunks
Mr. Hugh G. Rection
Furry Marmot Substitute
Aliens Ate my Buick
Bits 'n Pieces
Paul
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 10, 2009 - 03:51pm PT
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How could I have forgotten;
Hoosier Daddy
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mucci
Trad climber
sf ca
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Apr 10, 2009 - 04:27pm PT
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"Underage Ranger Danger" destined to obscurity at the Leap.
My personal favorite: "Pork over Baghdad"
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johntp
Trad climber
socal
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Apr 12, 2009 - 11:21pm PT
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My Pink Half of the Drain Pipe
And the uber classic:
Right Crack
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dogtown
climber
Cheyenne,Wyoming
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Apr 12, 2009 - 11:53pm PT
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Chicken on a chain.Or Dope on a rope.
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BillO
Boulder climber
Whittier, CA
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3 bolts and 3 climbers the name says it all
Deep, Shallow and Twisted
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old toad
Trad climber
yosemite, Ca.
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Crack-a-go-go, or as the locals say, Crack-a-no pro. Yes on the lead you need to go-go...
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Nate D
climber
San Francisco
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I'm not that old or stodgy, but I'm with you Warbler - I've never liked the teenage giggle giggle crude and irreverent names. I'd like to think the majority of climbers and FAists are a bit more mature.
I'm partial to the wordplays like:
All Chalk and No Action
Where there's a Drill there's a Way
The Face that Launched a Thousand Slips
Mowing the Yawn
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