Discussion Topic |
|
This thread has been locked |
Ouch!
climber
|
|
|
Feb 13, 2005 - 03:49pm PT
|
"All the women I arrest keep coming to the office looking for dates. I don't know what it is about me. :)"
Maybe you are willing to pay more.:-))
My cop career started our kinda strange. I showed up in town. Chief asked me if I had a gun. I borrowed my brother's .38 and they handed me the keys to a cruiser. A '57 Chevy. Said they would order me a uniform. Said just remember, in a crowd, don't let the bastards get behind you and when you are driving, put the prisoner in the front seat and hold your gun in your left hand and drive with your right. That was my training. Thus began the wildest and goofiest time of my life.
|
|
Ouch!
climber
|
|
|
Feb 13, 2005 - 04:09pm PT
|
Maculated, I think you have a kink in your rope. :-)
Reminds me of the climber who told his female climbing partner, "Turn the light out and I'll eat it." Shocked, she exclaimed, "You eat that light bulb, you cut yo mouth, fool".
I think she may have been a blonde climber.
|
|
Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
|
|
|
Feb 13, 2005 - 05:09pm PT
|
Sorry Jody. Don't want either of us getting shot. I can understand the rage that thumb envy can stir up in a woman, even a married one.
|
|
maculated
Trad climber
San Luis Obispo, CA
|
|
|
Feb 13, 2005 - 06:09pm PT
|
Ouch, I would be jealous of your masterful photographic manipulations and ask you to make my arms huge, too, except, well, they already are.
BLAST!
|
|
Largo
Sport climber
Venice, Ca
|
|
|
Feb 13, 2005 - 08:40pm PT
|
I got a hundred dollars saying those are not real (Crimpgirl's photo). I could be wrong, but you'd have to prove it to me to get that C note sweetness . . .
JL
|
|
dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
|
|
|
Feb 13, 2005 - 08:42pm PT
|
I got a hundred dollars saying those are not real (Crimpgirl's photo). I could be wrong, but you'd have to prove it to me to get that C note sweetness . . .
JL
John,
Her thumbs really ARE that big, and they are real. I swear. On a stack of old copies of climbing anchors and more climbing anchors, and that never fails.
I'l take that hundred now...
|
|
Ouch!
climber
|
|
|
Feb 13, 2005 - 09:04pm PT
|
Oh! That's her for sure. I was in St. Louis for the baseball playoffs. Took her out to lunch. I was impressed. That young lady can eat up her weight in groceries. She is a very nice person. Dumb as I am, I could tell she was a lady of sophistication and erudition. Firm handshake too.
|
|
nature
climber
Flagstaff, AZ
|
|
|
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 14, 2005 - 07:08am PT
|
I'm tempted to take you up on the bet, JL. I sort of suspect a drkodos persona but something things add up against that. I sent one of my thumbs on a secret mission out east. when it returns i'll have the proof (and you C-note).
hey crimpergirl, what's your deal with being all into the legal system and stuff? :-)
|
|
Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
|
|
|
Feb 14, 2005 - 08:45am PT
|
Five years at the Department of Justice (1998-2003, got some good stories there), and now a Criminology professor. As we say in the department about being a criminologist - "It takes one to know one..." :)
Nature: I'll be on the lookout for your traveling thumbs....
|
|
nature
climber
Flagstaff, AZ
|
|
|
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 14, 2005 - 08:52am PT
|
Hey Largo... how about we change that bet to a six pack of greenies?
crimpergirl.... yeah, they'll be easy to spot - they are hitchhiking
|
|
Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
|
|
|
Feb 14, 2005 - 10:12am PT
|
Hahahahhahahahahhaahha!
But since I already verified that they are real, shouldn't I get the six pack of greenies?
|
|
dillweed
Big Wall climber
NYC
|
|
|
Feb 14, 2005 - 05:40pm PT
|
So where the hell is Blowboarder?
|
|
dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
|
|
|
Feb 15, 2005 - 02:58am PT
|
He's in the tar pit over on rc.communists.
|
|
10b4me
Trad climber
Walking into the MRB
|
|
|
Feb 15, 2005 - 04:36pm PT
|
Ouch, given your special talent with photos, you should begin a thread that posts photos of supertaco's participants. I'd hate to be outside and not recognize someone from here.
I think most of us here live in Arnold's state. right Jody?
|
|
Ouch!
climber
|
|
|
Feb 15, 2005 - 04:46pm PT
|
10B, Don't have any talent. Just a strange computer that transmits what I see in my evolved brain. It's sort of a psychic connection between mind and matter...and software.
People see themselves as they wish to look. I see them as they really look.
I don't dare post the image of Lambone.
|
|
Festus
Mountain climber
Antelope Valley
|
|
|
Feb 16, 2005 - 03:09pm PT
|
Wait a minute here...Tom Robbins book, about a girl with huge thumbs--you mean to tell me it's non-fiction?
I thought the bastard was a novelist!
|
|
Crimpergirl
Sport climber
St. Louis
|
|
|
Feb 17, 2005 - 01:30pm PT
|
The photos I've posted here reside there - but nothing more.
You'll have to contact OUCH for the other ones.
|
|
dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
|
|
|
Feb 17, 2005 - 01:49pm PT
|
THAT is one hell of a site, I was looking at the critics picks, wow.
Thankd for the link.
|
|
Ouch!
climber
|
|
|
Feb 17, 2005 - 03:09pm PT
|
Wow! That Frank Lloyd is sure a pretty girl!
|
|
|
SuperTopo on the Web
|
Let us know!