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Wade Icey

Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
Dec 22, 2011 - 11:57am PT
skating on stilts
this just in

climber
north fork
Dec 22, 2011 - 12:28pm PT
Pretty cool reading one of the best talk about more of the best. This is why I come back to the taco each day.
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Dec 22, 2011 - 03:41pm PT

JB gave a talk in Golden a couple of days
before he passed. I was so lucky to see him there--and
hear him talk about the solo of the Moratorium. I just
about got sick listening to him tell of it.

Unreal.
perswig

climber
Dec 22, 2011 - 04:03pm PT
http://vimeo.com/22993356

Steve House
Repentance and Remission
(I think this also had its own thread at some point)

Dale
Doug Buchanan

Mountain climber
Fairbanks Alaska
Dec 22, 2011 - 05:51pm PT
There I was, mind you, and it was desperate indeed, albeit as usual. Exposed flesh freezes in seconds, you know. It was in the dead of winter in the heart of the Alaska Range, in the depths of a black moulin. The mountains towered above and the storm raged. To this very day I am not sure that I survived.

Nobody knew where I was, many miles from anyone, in the middle of a glacier in the middle of the eastern Alaska Range, in the middle of the winter, lost amid gaping crevasses. That is a superlative feeling. This was genuine solo. I dug my luxurious snow cave, made things comfortable, had a snap of cognac and set about to find two moulins (glacier ice caves) that I had earlier wanded before the winter snow covered the glacier.

A half mile down glacier from my cave I found the first moulin. I paced the correct direction and distance from the wand, and dug a hole straight down in the snow, looking for a big deep hole that went straight down in the ice. I found the hole when one foot suddenly went straight down. The usual adrenalin hit.

Moulin exploration was new at the time, and I later discovered that I explored more moulins than anyone in the world. Several trips were solo because finding moulin partners in the middle of winter in Alaska was, well, you know. Do what?!

I set up all the normal stuff, and rapped down into a black hole that led to the genuinely unknown, just as the short winter Alaska day turned to night. About 80 feet down, the section of wall against which I was rapping, suddenly collapsed and fell into the abyss, leaving me hanging in the waterfall that had formed the ice for that part of the wall. The water was from a glacier surface river that I did not notice under the snow.

It was 20 degrees below zero F outside, with a stiff wind. It was 32 degrees above zero in the water that immediately drenched me. I had X minutes to be alive, and much to do, before said water-soaked flesh, exposed or otherwise, froze.

Pure luck offered a 2 inch wide ice ledge a few feet below my feet. I descended and skittered sideways to a foot-wide part of the ledge, out of the water flow. I instinctively looked around in the darkness, to make sure nobody saw the dumb mistake I just made, a trait of those who do solo things at the edge. I sank an ice screw, clipped in, and perhaps a bit too hastily I rigged a pre-fabricated Gibbs ascender system (foot, knee, chest) to run up the rope.

I swung back into the water, and up. At the top edge of the broken ice, where I had to awkwardly push out from the waterfall to get up over the ice curtain that covered it, a carabiner gate twisted out, and let loose of a Gibbs.

Back down in the water, to the ledge, and off to the side. Re-rigg, back into the water, and up.

If you want a story to tell, pull yourself up out of a comfortable 32 degree (F) vertical ice hole, into 20 below zero and a stiff wind at night, totally soaked.

I have no idea how I got my crampons off and my skis on, if I did, and got back up glacier a half mile in deep snow. I remember the darkness, the feeling that my clothes were made of heavy boards, and thick ice covering pockets, zippers, cords, snaps, velcro, beard, toes, etceteras. Most of my effort was to break the ice cocoon of my clothes. My crampons were tied on with webbing, not clamped on. I remember anguishing over the decision to start slogging up glacier with the crampons on, or somehow get them off and get on my skis. I have no idea what I decided.

Such events (embarrassing dumb mistakes) give "solo" its story value, or something like that.

The advantage was my luxurious large snow cave with my sleeping bag already laid out on my pad, and stove set up, if I made it back to the cave.

If the details do not match the story I told elsewhere, that is because I am not sure I survived, or if memory works in those conditions.

Now therefore, do not forget to rag the pitiably repugnant National Park Service thugs who charge war veterans and their families up to $360 each for the RIGHT to walk on their own public land, on extremely durable rock and ice, after said veterans slaughtered people, mostly civilians, and saw their friends die horrible deaths, to defend American RIGHTS, at threat to their lives and often profound psychological damage. If there is anything more repugnant than that, add it to the list of what insatiably greedy government thugs maliciously do to the common people, since inherently corrupt, self-serving government was invented.

A "right" is not lawfully taxable (any fee), or it is not a right, by prevailing law. But Park Service thugs have never known a law they did not violate with contempt for law and the people. Do Americans hold the right to walk on their own public land? If not, and because the government bankrupted the nation with Presidential Ego Gratification Wars, the public lands shall be sold for less expensive and less restrictive private management. Or at least abolish the National Park Service and return the land to its lawful managers, the States. (That is going to happen, without escape.)

If you want to laugh at gullible people, ask why only the mountain climbers have groveled so low as to pay such a high tax for such a basic, non-damaging human right, while other outdoor groups do not allow themselves to be victimized as such gullible fools. Other groups defend their RIGHTS.

The Alaskan Alpine Club is on schedule to publish the list of those "stinkin rich kid climbers" who pay the new climbing tax for Denali and Mt. Rainier, starting January 2012. They thus support that repugnant denial of American rights, and display contempt for the lives of poor people who could only find military jobs. Those arrogant climbers will be declared a "disgrace to American mountaineering history", on permanent record (etceteras), distributed to international climbing organizations.

The Access Fund contributors and American Alpine Club sorts will be added to the list, since they supported the tax for what the Access Fund described as its goal of a "fully funded National Park Service", in the name of the climbers. Laugh at the obviously dumb climbers who thought the Park Service's crony Access Fund and American Alpine Club represent or support climbers.

Those public record names and residences which are required for the accounting of fees collected by a government agency, cannot be denied to the public, unless a new law classifies climbing information as national security secrets, and precludes the climbers from bragging about or verifying their climb of Rainier or Denali.

The Park Service may squander more tax money to attack the Alaskan Alpine Club program, as usual, but the list will be published. Other climbers support the program. The reasoning, to which the common people already agree, especially military chaps increasingly betrayed by every government agency, is not deniable. Well, do Americans hold the RIGHT to walk on their own public land? If not, who owns that land? The owner holds the RIGHT to walk on his own land, by law.

As more people inherently learn about, and become more disgusted with, the insatiably greedy and malicious National Park Service thugs and the Washington DC War and Police Regime, more common climbers will hold that list of arrogant rich kid climbers in contempt for the rest of history. Fools attempt to support government corruption, including those of government. The names cannot be erased from public record.

And there we jolly well have it for a fly-by of the cool SuperTopo.

Keep on having entirely too much fun, and always have an extra carabiner.

Doug Buchanan
Alaskan Alpine Club paperwork guy and chief rabble rouser (war veteran).

hairyapeman

Trad climber
Fres-yes
Feb 21, 2012 - 07:41pm PT
bump
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Nov 5, 2012 - 11:12pm PT
gnarly!! bump!
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Nov 10, 2012 - 04:25pm PT


couchmaster

climber
pdx
May 21, 2013 - 04:36pm PT
Rock and Ice has reprinted John Longs masterpiece online, The Only Blasphemy. http://www.rockandice.com/lates-news/the-only-blasphemy

Still great stuff.

"Most all climbs are easy for Bachar. He has to make his own difficulties, and usually does so by doing away with the rope. He dominates the cliff with his grace and confidence, never gets rattled, never thrashes, and you know that if he ever gets killed climbing, it will be a gross transgression of all taste and you’ll curse God for the rest of your life—on aesthetic, not moral grounds."

Great thread here. I'd missed (the now late) Doug Buchanan's great post a few up thread about soloing glaciers in Alaska 1st go round.
10b4me

Ice climber
Soon 2B Arizona
May 21, 2013 - 04:39pm PT
Rock and Ice has reprinted John Longs masterpiece online, The Only Blasphemy.

it is a masterpiece.
Leggs

Sport climber
Is this a trick question?
May 21, 2013 - 05:16pm PT
another reason the Taco can be so damn cool... threads like this.

~peace
cowpoke

climber
May 29, 2013 - 04:20pm PT
a nice film to the reading of The Only Blasphemy:
http://climbingnarc.com/videos/the-only-blasphemy/
Johnny K.

climber
Jul 5, 2013 - 12:22pm PT
up....
Don Paul

Big Wall climber
Colombia, South America
Jul 5, 2013 - 02:15pm PT
A masterpiece. But Alex Honnold gets credit for the first solo of the RNWF route of Half Dome.
Darwin

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Jul 5, 2013 - 02:27pm PT


Did Bachar ever comment on Long's "The Only Blasphemy" story, either on supertopo or elsewhere? I did a cursory search and didn't find anything (I'm sure I'll get my google shortcoming handed to me on a platter now).

Thanks,
Darwin
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jul 5, 2013 - 03:32pm PT
Just listened/ watched that link cowpoke posted. Incredibly poignant, ESP today on the fourth anniversary!
http://climbingnarc.com/videos/the-only-blasphemy/
The post script had me in tears
Every climber needs to check that out.

I hope Largo continues to preform and record his written work.

Thanks poke.
Darwin

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Jul 5, 2013 - 09:41pm PT
Thanks for that link Jay, and of course thanks to J.L. for the story and reading.
10b4me

Ice climber
Bishop/Flagstaff
Nov 14, 2013 - 08:52pm PT
Bump, because it's such a great thread.
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Dec 22, 2013 - 02:33am PT
hey there say, ... a bump for a doug story...


our feralfae, just shared that this was doug's last post here,
as, we never saw him, after this, due to his illness...

thanks for the share, iloilo!
Rollover

climber
Gross Vegas
Dec 25, 2013 - 11:02am PT
Bump
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