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wootles
climber
Gamma Quadrant
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horseradish to give it the double whammy.
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
St. Looney
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The inflatable sheep begin to salivate
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Hootervillian
climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
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however tears turned back to joy when Lois arrived with the cheese.
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Broken
climber
Texas
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which was the first clue that it was not, in fact, cheese.
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Hootervillian
climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
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but it had a certain texture, like tiny little nativity scenes....
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
St. Looney
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Then out of nowhere, someone *cut* the cheese
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Hootervillian
climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
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you better be the ONLY son of god Joseph says aloud this time.
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Broken
climber
Texas
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And Joseph disappeared along with the cheese-cutter, leaving only the cheese miracle behind in his wake. The onlookers stared at it, El Cap now seeming insignificant by comparison...
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Roger Breedlove
climber
Cleveland Heights, Ohio
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at which point Werner, Bear 46 and Ouch realized they might be related
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Hootervillian
climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
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We'll need a sample, said the District Attorney
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Broken
climber
Texas
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as the jury sat stunned in the courtroom, faced again with the trial of the century - with only the cheese miracle, El Cap's disappearance, and the Werner-Ouch-Bear 46 DNA match as evidence.
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Hootervillian
climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
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if the inflatable sheep fits, you must acquit, cries the defense.
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NeverSurfaced
Trad climber
Someplace F*#ked!
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 5, 2007 - 10:47am PT
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But the DA had it all wrong! Poor Werner had been set up and while he faced the possibility of life on death row, Michael Jackson continued to piddle poor PTPP.
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Hootervillian
climber
the Hooterville World-Guardian
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which, in a moment of irony, gave the remaining Jacskon 5 the crabs
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Jingy
Social climber
Flatland, Ca
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Then post-coital depression set in and Bear 46 and Ouch both slumped in their chairs towards Werners middle.
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Broken
climber
Texas
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"The Crab" was rather crowded with the Jackson 5 all on PTPP's ledge, and all the El Cap bigwallers turned off their boom boxes that day and listened to a stunning live performance.
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TopRopeGun
Trad climber
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Right about that time, Werner solos by, and with a side glance at teh ledge party...and comments..
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mooch
Big Wall climber
The Immaculate Conception
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" Have you seen Ammond?......I got a bad case of the karmas!"
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L
climber
The Rebel L Gang
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And then..."my karma ran over your dogma...mama..."
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mooch
Big Wall climber
The Immaculate Conception
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However, Werner's strength slowly saps, falls into metabolic distress due to last nights Twinkie soiree' and ....
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