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murcy
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sanfrancisco
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Feb 20, 2011 - 04:21pm PT
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As the crowded Scion xB blazed back towards the city, the dab bros limned in words of pizmotality their sick ubersketch highball sends and debated youtube versus vimeo and backing tracks.
[Edit: Lolli, I'm not sure what you didn't follow. It says some boulderers, driving home, talked in proprietary slang about their climbs and plans to make web videos of them.]
steatopygous
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Lennox
climber
just southwest of the center of the universe
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Feb 20, 2011 - 04:56pm PT
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Werner finally loosened my aging, steatopygous anatomy from the narrows with a few squirts of liquid soap and a 3:1 hauling ratchet.
pizmotality: words so secret they can only be revealed to a lover
invasive
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Jingy
climber
Somewhere out there
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Feb 20, 2011 - 06:03pm PT
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After receiving the roses from his girlfriend's invasive wit, he felt a short lugubrious feeling crowding his heart.
nested
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Feb 20, 2011 - 08:54pm PT
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It was a sissyphean feat to keep replacing the nested pins tied of shorter each time, when they kept popping and he would find himself one placement lower each time until finally he was an entire pitch beneath his belayer.
Derisive
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Feb 20, 2011 - 09:21pm PT
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It was positively magnanimous of you to climb with him in the first place.
Gonococci
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Feb 20, 2011 - 10:58pm PT
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But this was okay with Hester and Biff who, unbeknown to the world had forged a Faustian bargain with said germs, an unholy symbiosis. In exchange for harboring the tiny entities they were blessed with uncanny climbing ability, and Robert Johnson would play at their wedding.
Planeria
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Feb 21, 2011 - 01:04am PT
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Which would be a problem because every time you bite a planeria in half it splits, faster than you can say "sorcerer's apprentice broom"
into two new individuals. The trick was to bite abruptly enough that it bends the flatworm's DNA helix into a shape like a double camber touring ski.
Assiduous
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Captain...or Skully
climber
The Seas of Stone.
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Feb 21, 2011 - 08:39am PT
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As he was an assiduous student of the WYDE, he made the ascent look like childs play.
Repudiate
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Feb 21, 2011 - 08:56am PT
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By floating mental block and repudiating it's inflated rating.
inkhorn
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426
climber
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Feb 21, 2011 - 09:35am PT
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To be disgraced by an inkhorn mate; the nuptials were postponed. Littler known was the before the strings, Robert Johnson did play the ink horn.
pedantic
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Feb 21, 2011 - 09:51am PT
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Droning on and on in a monotone about the moves and position of his latest send, the Blonde giant superclimber, one of the wedding guests, was less inspiring than merely pedantic.
Elsewhere in the room upon finishing a solo blues piece, RJ was asked about his ink horn prowess. A vision of Flip Wilson in full Geraldine drag joined him and they answered in unison, "the devil made me do it."
isle of langerhans
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Feb 21, 2011 - 12:45pm PT
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I didn't know that, another reason I'm glad I don't have diabetes, as it would provide discomfiture when observing the infinite precision of the metalwork of the girandole illuminating the box sculpture tableau piece in the folk art museum.
peripeteia
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Feb 21, 2011 - 01:01pm PT
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I am impressed with Lolli's vocabulary in a non-native tongue, her pace of reading must be so rambunctious , she's just knocking the books of the shelves!
Geosyncline
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Feb 21, 2011 - 01:28pm PT
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Word!
I know what you mean. I've run across that in Russian and especially spanish, when I know all the words, but the context is clearly such that they are meaning different things. climbing is chalk full of such things.
Portola, is a small dingy subfusc raliroad town in the sierra foothills.
facile
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Captain...or Skully
climber
The Seas of Stone.
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Feb 21, 2011 - 04:14pm PT
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Perseverance is the most important quality to find in a BigWall climber.
leptophos
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426
climber
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Feb 22, 2011 - 09:08am PT
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Their concupiscence, also known as "jones" or "bug", was noted when it came to gaping maws, which was unusual to the ordinary cragging set; an extreme tolerance for grinding off flesh may also be desirable.
Dolorimeter!
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Feb 22, 2011 - 09:11am PT
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The working title for the John Waters movie was 'Concupiscence in the Dust'. But 'lust' mad a better rhyme, and Faulkner had already purloined, 'intruder.'
oops, cross post with 426, How's that "Glutinous offwidth Concupiscence?
Bart was known to conduct his own dolorimetric experiments with ants and a magnifying glass. After that, the control studies with plastic army men were just not satisfying.
aphasia
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Brandon-
climber
Done With Tobacco
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Feb 22, 2011 - 07:05pm PT
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On the hike in to the base of Notch Peak, a vulture pooped on my head. I took it as a harbinger of things to come and put my helmet on.
Shunt.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Feb 22, 2011 - 08:03pm PT
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After his heart surgery, Max Tite Veins took to toprope soloing with a device from Petzl™ One day after a hairy move he looked down at his chest and remarked, "I guess I have two shunts,Oh wait, one is a stent."
arduous
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426
climber
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Feb 23, 2011 - 08:19am PT
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Although his continuous arduous ascents simultaneously improved his vascularity and capillarity, unbeknownst to Max the descents were running on a fake knock off belay device not approved by the (not) manufacturer.
fanfaronade
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