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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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Sep 23, 2009 - 10:38pm PT
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And who says people hate this stuff?!?!?
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AbeFrohman
Trad climber
new york, NY
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Sep 23, 2009 - 10:39pm PT
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Can I poo in a bag and mail it someone?
I want to be a part of the action...
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Hardman Knott
Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
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Sep 23, 2009 - 11:09pm PT
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Bubba Ho-Tep - what about the $100 you pledged for just the first two pitches?
In addition to my $100, I'll also kick in a case of Trumer Pils (winner of the biannual World Beer Cup best German style pilsner '06 and '08).
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Sep 24, 2009 - 12:40am PT
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Hell yeah, I'll throw in a 2-4, for sure! Some of you kind guys sent me beer even for my miserable failure, so I should at least repay the favour, eh?
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Captain...or Skully
Social climber
Idaho, also. Sorta, kinda mostly, Yeah.
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Sep 24, 2009 - 12:44am PT
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WooHoo!
A wager, sir?
Does this suit your fancy?
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dogtown
Gym climber
JackAssVille, Wyoming
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Sep 24, 2009 - 12:50am PT
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$2070.00 that may pay for a ER. trip. eh? In 1970.
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Captain...or Skully
Social climber
Idaho, also. Sorta, kinda mostly, Yeah.
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Sep 24, 2009 - 12:59am PT
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Just make sure, that if you fall, you die.
No ER.
Like life on a motorcycle. Yeah!
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Hardman Knott
Gym climber
Muir Woods National Monument, Mill Valley, Ca
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Sep 24, 2009 - 01:18am PT
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I've fallen many times on a motorcycle - and I'm knott dead yet.
What's yer point?
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Irisharehere
Trad climber
Gunks
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Sep 24, 2009 - 08:34am PT
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I'll pitch in $500 for a verified SA........and medical care for anyone who gets pooped on by AbeFrohman...... I've seen what he eats!
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fluffy
Trad climber
chainsaw city
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Sep 24, 2009 - 09:44am PT
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pretty sad there's all this sh*t talked about a route and all y'all can do is open your mouths and wallets. whatever happened to just stepping up to the plate or stfu??
keep up the internet drama, i guess its all most of you have to pretend you're still relevant.
anyway, at this point its not about climbing a good route on the captain...its about gathering evidence that the FA 'cheated'. real good reason to go climbing. lol at the idea of doing it for money.
fa party i would stop trying to explain yourselves. it just throws gas on the fire. let your accomplishments speak for themselves. until someone sacks up and sends it its all just noise.
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rick d
climber
tucson, az
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Sep 24, 2009 - 10:07am PT
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fluffy, I'm sorry did you say something?
I will give $572.83 extra if there are three (3!) hot girls on the ledge and sorry, it can't include Pete's hairy rear end.
Boob jobs would also be a plus.
Extra $1.50 if they do it in the spring.
And I'll jug up daily to deliver mimosa and shrimp cocktail to the belay.
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FeelioBabar
climber
Sneaking up behind you...
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Sep 24, 2009 - 12:06pm PT
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Fluffy for president.
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Delhi Dog
Trad climber
Good Question...
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Sep 24, 2009 - 12:24pm PT
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...as I pick myself off the floor...
Say, if Abe can send sh*te I'd like to donate some too. Just 1 bag though.
I'd also be willing to pack a 12ver of KingFisher back when I come if its done by next spring.
Maybe Fluffy will pull it off-eh?
Cheers,
DD
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Sep 24, 2009 - 12:40pm PT
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Fluffy- You just poopied on this thread!
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fluffy
Trad climber
chainsaw city
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Sep 24, 2009 - 01:00pm PT
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"Fluffy- You just poopied on this thread! "
my mistake was taking it at all seriously. my bad.
as you were...
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Bubba Ho-Tep
climber
Evergreen, CO
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 24, 2009 - 01:01pm PT
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This morning's update:
For the SA team, if no additions to route:
$2570
3 cases of beer
1 case Trumer Pils
12 pack Kingfisher
Something rad
1 bottle good Italian wine
If the SA team is Grossman and Deuce:
$3570
3 cases of beer
1 case Trumer Pils
12 pack Kingfisher
Something rad
1 bottle good Italian wine
If the SA team is two topless females:
$2570
3 cases of beer
1 case Trumer Pils
12 pack Kingfisher
Something rad
1 bottle good Italian wine
1 slightly used A5 ledge
If the SA team is two topless females packin' a poodle:
$2570
3 cases of beer
1 case Trumer Pils
12 pack Kingfisher
Something rad
1 bottle good Italian wine
1 slightly used A5 ledge
1 waterproof A5 haulbag
If the SA team is three topless females:
$3142.83
3 cases of beer
1 case Trumer Pils
12 pack Kingfisher
Something rad
1 bottle good Italian wine
1 slightly used A5 ledge
An unspecified quantity of Mimosa's and Shrimp Cocktails to be delivered daily
(and I bet Deuce would throw in the haulbag)
+ an inflatable sheep has been made that any party may have.
In addition, side deals are available:
In order to more fully replicate the experience of the FA party, I will also give $500 to any party willing to drop at least two bags of sh#t on a daily basis on the SA party. In addition, a case of beer will be awarded for each confirmed direct hit and/or heavy splattering.
In the event that the SA party turns out include Grossman, I will pay an additional $100 for PTPP to stand at the bottom and call him a dickhead for the first two pitches. (+ 5.5 beers to get him warmed up)
And - stuff it fluffy! This is serious business.
Edited to add: side deals
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Russ Walling
Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
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Sep 24, 2009 - 01:12pm PT
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Bachars $10,000 challenge, Leavitts $1,000 challenge, and now this... the WoS_Dowry™™™
Is this what climbing is coming to? What happened to the old days, where you could hook up a virginal blank slab, and then have all your gear stripped and shiit on for FREE by a bunch of loose boweled hippies?
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Bubba Ho-Tep
climber
Evergreen, CO
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 24, 2009 - 01:18pm PT
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Russ - How about you throw in one of those bra-like rope bags if the SA party is topless chicks?
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Russ Walling
Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
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Sep 24, 2009 - 01:19pm PT
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I can do that.... but they better be Teutonic
Add it to the list.....
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matty
climber
po-dunk
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Sep 24, 2009 - 01:29pm PT
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Hey, you forgot the BUTT PLUG I'm offering in the total. This item goes to any ascent of the route (topout not required). Party may request item ahead of time for strategic ELCAPPICS photo opp. If route is not sent item must be returned in UNused condition;) LOCKER chooses color of plug.
Matt
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