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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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One of the most popular moderate routes at Squamish is "Rock On"
The name comes from the fact that after Steve Loomer and I found, cleaned, and climbed three pitches of steep corners in the South Gully, we moved on to other projects -- not even giving a name to what we'd just done, despite the fact that we thought the climbing was really good. A couple of years later Bob Millward and Jim Campbell found a cool little traverse at the top of our effort that led to more pitches, which made for a really fine 5- or 6-pitch outing in a terrific location.
They rocked on from where we left off ---> Rock On!
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bluering
Trad climber
Santa Clara, Ca.
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Cataclysmic Megashear
Skillsaw Gourmet (actually talked to the FA who informed me he put it up around the time Jeffrey Dahmer was cutting people to pieces with a saw and cooking them!)
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FTOR
Sport climber
CA
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dead ranger
named in honor of the ranger who shot himself then tried (unsuccessfully) to blame it on a tourist. they cleared out the entire tuolumne campground mid summer ruining countless vacations...
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 2, 2009 - 06:52pm PT
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I thought Kim said it was a poacher.
(fully authorized thread drift)
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miller.545
Sport climber
Overland Park, KS
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"Harry Butthole Pussy Potter" at HCR in Arkansas.
Whats funny about this routes name is it is in the section that is notoriusly full of cub scouts and boy scouts, and I always get a laugh out of them seeing that name in the guide book.
Also "You'll never get sponsored if you keep climbing boulder problems like this" a V1 also at HCR
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the kid
Trad climber
fayetteville, wv
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all of my routes of course qualify!!
Burning down the house.
A farewell to Kings.
General Dynamics.
Rays Pin Job.
ks
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
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I like
"Doctor Sniff and the Tuna Boaters", "Gorilla My Dreams" &
"Hush, Hush, Bush of Slugs" at Index
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MH2
climber
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At a small crag in Ontario there is a climb called
How Elevators Changed Paris
named well before the heiress conquered the media world.
How did elevators change Paris?
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Jay Wood
Trad climber
Fairfax, CA
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Bruce proof roof.
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marty(r)
climber
beneath the valley of ultravegans
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"Seka's Specialty" (long cranks between jugs)
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ec
climber
ca
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The Nose
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TwistedCrank
climber
Ideeho-dee-do-dah-day
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gay bob's throbbing knobs
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Peter Haan
Trad climber
San Francisco, CA
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Here are some of my still-to-be awarded names:
Pratt’s Clown College
Antiques Roadshow
Zabriskie Point
Fall of Man
Hair Club
Feelings
Scissors Paper Rock
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dee ee
Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
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I'm going with "Boogers on a Lampshade."
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
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I think route names that memorialize the climbers/friends passed are always worthy -
This one was for you Dave:
Gunstone - 5.11c, Nason Ridge, Washington
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David Knopp
Trad climber
CA
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did someone say "Edging Skills or Hospital Bills?" in Toulumne?
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
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Yes, but Finger Locks or Cedar Box, Gunks has not yet been mentioned!
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Fritz
Trad climber
Hagerman, ID
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Obscure 1970's routes in Idaho that never appeared in a guidebook: thus we could have fun with names.
"Cretins corner" (loose, wet, & overhanging)
"Tap-dancer" (friction at our limit, 2nd try at FA was ended by a hail-storm)
"That Crack on the Salmon" Salmon river crag: FA party included a woman.
"Rawl Wall" Need I say more.
"Dream of White Sheep" Like the British Sea Cliff, and hey: "it gets lonely on those bivouacs."
The one that made it into the AAJ, was a new route on Elephant's Perch in the Sawtooths. I sent it in, and since it was such an elegant line: I named it "Pachydermial Pleasantries".
The name was deleted from the route discription in the subsequent AAJ. When I protestested, I was told: "If it isn't in the dictionary, it does not appear in the AAJ." Pacydermial did not cut it with the dictionary & AAJ blue-noises.
Donini: Can you fix that? Fritz
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Todd Gordon
Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
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Here's some politically incorrect route names to chew on;....
1. James Brown Celerity Hot Tub Party
2. Bitch, Bitch
3. The Leg Lifter
4. Bald Women with Power Tools
5. Orgasmatron
6. Reggie's Pimple
7. Women in Cages
8. Padded Handcuffs
9. Let's Eat Organ Meat
10. Drop your Drawers
11. Stains of the Stars
12. Into you like a Train
13. Kate's Bush
14. Whistling Sphincter
15. Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?
16. Black Plastic Streetwalker
17. Pocket Pussy
18. Unwiped Butt
19. Napkin of Shame
20. I'd Slap You but Sh#t Splatters
21. 13-year old Death Trap
22. Barfing at Zelda's
23. Horn Dog
24. Pig-in-Heat
25. Ravens Do Nasty Things To My Bottom
26. We Must, We Must, We Must Improve Our Bust
27. Limp Wristed Faggot
28. Jemiomagina
29. Tallus Phallus
30. Pit Slut
31. The Gash
32. Snnfchtt
33. Hhecht
34. Preparation H
35. Pussy Galore
36. If it's Brown, Flush It
37. Cough Up Phlem
38. Tube Steak
39. Poon
40. Tang
41. Butterfingers Make Me Horny
42. Chocolate is Better Than Sex
43. The Butt Buttress
44. Luminous Breast
45. Winds of Whoopee
46. Liquid Rats
47. When Sheep Ran Scared
48. Bearded Cabbage
49. Piss Crack
50. Brown Squeeze
51. Carolyn's Rump
52. The Wee-Wee
53. Come-N-Do-Me
54. Female Mud Massacre
55. Phineas P. Phart
56. Venucian Fece
57. Slippery When Wet
58. Pinch a Smelly Scrutinizer
59. Chicago Nipple Slump
60. Hot Legs Contest
61. Nereltne
62. Ass of Dog
63. Horny Corner
64. The Snatch
65. The Turd
66. Nuts are For Men Without Balls
67. Deep Throat
68. Team Scumbag
69. When You're Erect
70. South End of a Northbound Poodle
71. Full Frontal Nudity
72. Urine Trouble
73. Rich Bitch
74. Sh#t Sandwich
75. x-Rated Tits
76. Life's a Bitch and Then You Marry One
77. R.S. Chicken Choker
78. Cuddlebone
79. Buford's House of Liver
80. Speculum Scrapings
81. The Panty Shield
82. Eat What you Secret
83. Weenie Roast
84. Walt's Frozen Head
85. The Big Brown Eye
86. The Love Goat
87. Skin Tight Mouse House
88. Naked Nancy
89. Naked Reagan
90. Ronnie's Rump
91. Pink Thing
92. Homo Erectus
93. Kiss Me Where I Pee
94. The Slong
95. The Organ Grinder
96. Glue Rhymes With Poo
97. Soup Rhymes with Poop
98. Lil' Spuirt
99. Camp Whore
100. Adult Gerbles, $1.39
101. Up Chuck
102. Colon Blow
103. Boner Donor
104. Brush Your Teeth with Jesus
105. Raging Bull Dike
106. Sh#t Happens
107. Pull My Finger, Barbera
108. Barking Spyders
109. Hemoroidic Terror
110. Rings Around Uranus
111. Jessica's Crack
112. Brain Fart
113. Spank the Monkey
114. Black Nipple Fetish
115. No Nuts, No Huevos
116. Raker's Blaring Hat Rack
117. Killer Pussy
118. Teenage Enema
119. Al's First Erection
120. Middle Finger
121. Like My Lump
122. Software Sluts
123. We'll Get Them Little Pricks
124. Helicopter Memory Farts
125. Fissure Merde
126. The Tidy Bowl
127. Pelvic Thrust
128. In and Out
129. The Nipple
130. Hot Dog in a Bun
131. Puss Wuss
132. Brits in Drag
133. Bush Blows Chips
134. Fisting in Loveland
135. I'm Pregnant with Satan's Baby
136. Throbbing Gristle
137. Sh#t, It's a Brit
138. I Slept with L.K.
139. Hershey Highway
140. Flaring Offwidth from Hell
141. Does Royalty Give Head?
142. Dorothy Does the Wizard
143. Lesbian Lust
144. Till Death Do Us Fart
145. Kundalini-Linguini-Weenie
146. Love Comes In Spurts
147. Feminine Itch
148. Group Grope
149. Lung Butter
150. Rock Out With Your C*#k Out
151. Rat up Your Alley
152. The Woody
153. The Stiffy
154. Sphincter Quits
155. Badger's Choff Piece
156. The Ringwinker
157. Breaking Wind
158. Me Mum Sh#t the Bed
159. Squeeze One Out
160. Hairy Taco
161. Vanderklooster's Stinky Wet Pussy
162. Butt Funky
163. Bung Hole
164. Raunchy Bung
165. Got Toilet Paper?
166. It Doesn't Feel Like Toilet Paper
167. Crotch Putty
168. Shauna Grant
169. Sh#t for Brains
170. Hanging Turd of Babylon
171. Handygland
172. Nose Gobblin
173. A Dog in Heat is Hard to Beat
174. Karlis' White Ass
175. John's Giggly Bum Cheeks
176. Chicken Poop
177. Loaded Diaper
178. Leather Communtiy
179. Knob Cheese
180. Lubricated Goat
181. Busy Beaver
182. Manicured Bush
183. Possum'Pie
184. Weenie Juice
185. Unaboober
186. Weiner Dude
187. Shagadelic
188. Love Bubbles
189. Baby Pillows
190. Babaloos
191. Blitzo's Hairless Boy's Choir
192. Blow
193. Dos Chi Chis
194. Ben's Magic Weenie
195. Gourmet Sausage
196. Let's F*#k the Crack Whore
197. Cooter
198. We aim to Please, So Please Aim
199. Sants' Magic Lap
200. Chick's with Dicks
201. Hot Buttered Elves
202. The Backdoor Santa
203. Grab My Sac for a Toy
204. Dirty Wood
205. Dirty Pinch
206. Soapy Tit Wank
207. Stink Finger
208. Stink Steak
209. Bury the Pickle
210. Eat Me Volume 23
211. Pickle Me
212. John's Ginger Tuftis
213. Dik Dik
214. Amatuer Sheep Shagger
215. The Devil's Butthole
216. Reach Around Cop
217. Copulator
218. Bad Cop, No Donut
219. Wifebeater
220. Ringstinger
221. Puto De Yo Yo
222. Sheep Shover
223. Cling Tenatiously to my Buttocks
224. Pink Dolphin
225. Pillow Biter
226. Blaat
227. Saving Ryan's Privates
228. Fuzz Bumper
229. Love Gas
230. Marsupial Lust
231. Riding the Cotton Pony
232. Kill Them All, Let God Sort Them Out
233. Whores of Babylon
234. A Dog in the Ass
235. I Love Animals, They Taste Good
236. No Glove, No Love
237. Jelly on Springs
238. The Booger Man
239. The Nuptial Sac
240. A Bull With Gas
241. Udi
242. Little Man in the Boat
243. Ho Bag
244. Tie Your Mother Down
245. I Pee in Pools
246. Abby the Scabby Tabby
247. Ass Gasket
248. Iranian Party Hat
249. steamy Sluts and Farm Animals
250. Gynogroove
251. Sex Farm Woman
252. Muff Divers
253. Oral Sex Bozeman
254. Happy Helmet
255. Head Room
256. Pork Circus
257. Strike a Bitch
258. Granny's Chin
259. Monkey Spunk
260. Fake Hair, Plastic Tits, Penis Enlargement
261. Mr. Happy Gets Hard
262. Mr. Hard Gets Happy
263. Vagina
264. She's A Groaner
265. Halloweenis
266. Mike Hunt
267. Keep the Worm Firm
268. How Deep is Ben's Love
269. Ben Gay
270. White Torpedo
271. Never Shake A Baby
272. Hey McCleod, Get Off of My Ewe
273. Charleton Heston is My President
274. Thigh Master
275. Get Off My S* ister
276. Ass of Dog
277. The Snatch
278. What was Raymond Doing With His Hands?
279. Homowack
280. Unwashed Lederhosen
281. Sh#t Happens
282. Hellraiser
283. Jessica's Crack
284. Butt Pirate Buttress
285. Hiding in Todd's Uterus
286. Nebraskan Rump Rangers
287. Chongos' Love Child
288. Cactus Pricks
289. Jack Meoff
290. Ben Dover
291. Little Fireman
292. Pooper Scooper
293. Girl on Top of Me
294. Some Crazy Shithead Who Thinks He's Jesus
295. Burn in Hell
296. Eat Bertha's Muscles
297. Flatulence Flake
298. Miss Laid
299. Weasles on Drug Climbed Up My Bunghole
300. Assweasle do you really want to see more?
301. I Blew My Hole
302. Bearded Oyster
303. Poodlephile
304. Sheep Ass
305. Squat and Gobble
306. Pissing on Myself
307. Shave Your Bump
308. Cobra Cunnilingus
309. Who Cut the Cheese?
310. Monster in My Pocket
311. Dorothy's Getting Her Tit's Pierced
312. Weenis De Milo
313. Farting Horse
314. Honeybucket
315. Mucus Lover
316. Peckerwood
317. Have a White One
318. The Wet Spot
319. Chossy Arse
320. Yank-My-Doodle
321. A Nice Pair
322. Father Mahoney and the Porno Priests
323. Penis Point-Peyronie's Disease
324. Queer Unpleasant Ranger
325. Ass End
326. Vaginal Discharge
327. Golden Shower
328. Wound That Never Heals
329. Polish the Helmet
330. Penis Envy
331. Condom Leave a Rice
332. Colon Bowel
333. Artificial Orifice
334. Vaginal Insertion
335. Reconstituted Bush
336. The Strange Obsession of Dr. Von Cosen
337. Ben's Winking Stinkhole
338. Ben's Anus is More Famous Than Amos
339. Shake Your Wood
340. Hard Wood
341. Soft Wood
342. Creamy Brown Ranger
343. Hershey Squirts
344. Dishonorable Discharge
345. Candyass
346. Explosive Diarrhea
347. Vomit
348. Pumping Freddy
349. Famous Anus
350. Murphy's Peter
351. Freddy Mercury's Butt Crack
352. Licking Librace's Crotchie
353. Daniel's Ass
354. Princest
355. OK, Sperm Whales, Hit the Deck
356. Smell of Female
357. Fist Tucker
358. Butt Shot
359. Bend Over, I'll Drive
360. Two Headed Sex Change
361. Crotch Winkle
362. Young Ben Loves Men
363. Big Ben
364. Amy's Roving Pap Mobile
365. What Ate My Puke
366. Crap
367. The Scab that Fills the Ladle
368. Anal Leakage
369. Bus Driver's Uterus
370. In the Butt
371. Spunky Boobster
372. Chesty Gordon
373. Butt Action Direct
374. Bloody Ass
375. Butt Buddy
376. Mangina
377. Oops; The Condom Broke
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
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and that, my friends, is a wrap
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