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dee ee
Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
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Jan 27, 2009 - 11:56pm PT
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I was on a climbing trip with a slightly older woman in the Tetons and she started singing "Wouldn't it be better if we slept together?" as we were bedding down in her van. I can't remember who did that song circa 1986.
I was too naive to act on it...what a dumbass!
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Captain...or Skully
Social climber
North of the Owyhees
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Jan 27, 2009 - 11:59pm PT
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Romeo Void did the song...."Never Say Never".
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 28, 2009 - 12:02am PT
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I've never put up a tent before...just how do you do it ? : ))
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Jan 28, 2009 - 12:33am PT
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Lynne... that's not a line... it's the truth!!! ;-)
I'm confused. I didn't get what neebee was saying. Maybe it was a pickup line? would be par for the course for me.
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Captain...or Skully
Social climber
North of the Owyhees
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Jan 28, 2009 - 12:35am PT
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Never Say Never......
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 28, 2009 - 12:53am PT
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Ahh, Nature, great post, I am not getting it either. Just said what I did cause it sounded good....hehehe
Neebee, Gal, Explain what you were saying to Nature and I we are all confused.
Doug, somehow it is comforting to be clueless on the Taco. We have all these friends watchin' our backs and tatoos and piercings and.....
Speaking of tatoos, Thanks again for the tatoo I got at Face Lift, Happiegirrrl ...lol now, not then, Lynnie
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JOEY.F
Social climber
sebastopol
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Jan 28, 2009 - 01:25am PT
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a girl in trouble is a temporary thing..
Romeo Void
Good one Cap'n !
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 28, 2009 - 01:28am PT
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Gotta check out this Romeo void Dude. Uh, say Hi, Romeo...hehehe
Edit: Yo, Romeo, I haven't showered in a few days...is that cool? As in romantic turn on ??? Jess asking. Some say yes, some say no ...some say, I just don't know (J. Denver)...plus taco heads. :D
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neebee
Social climber
calif/texas
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Jan 28, 2009 - 01:34am PT
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hey there lynne and nature...
(at the earlier post)i was going for a "play on words"....
:)
okay, here we go:
step 1--in earlier post, i had first mentioned, nature, (real outdoor nature) and nature's trail...
step 2--fun loving, ol' nature (the sushi guy) mentioned he did not HAVE a trail... perhaps a tail... ?
step 3---aww, nature made me laugh.. so i figured he was just playing off the word "nature"... and his name, 'nature'...
step 4---so, me... who just loves to do word-plays, this was a fun set-up... (no pickup lines)though... okay, then.... nature goes most natural with:
nature's park...
natuare's way...
nature's cure...
nature's ecosytem...
etc, etc,
step5---then, i just applied these natures, to our sushi-guy nature, and how they might be used as if part of his personality, (asked in questions, though, not labeling him...) thus, giving out some word-play fun...
step6---hmmmm, seemed i was too complicated for ol' supertopo...
*thanks for the mention, ol' lynne, nature and all... otherwise, i'd have a "pitfall" here for all the readers to fall into... then:
why, they'd ALL need a "pick up line" for to pull them all OUT...
*did you get that one, or not... :)
(ooops.... here is go again)...
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 28, 2009 - 01:39am PT
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Neebee, even if we didn't get it ....yo the best...I'm sure the ST would all agree on that one. Nite. Lynne
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JOEY.F
Social climber
sebastopol
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Jan 28, 2009 - 01:40am PT
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Neebee,
The Sweetie...
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neebee
Social climber
calif/texas
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Jan 28, 2009 - 01:45am PT
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hey there lynne, joey, nature and all....
welllllllll, a nice gal like me just CAN'T let folks not understand my word-play....
why, they might think i was drinkin' or somethin'...
:)
*actually, i did have some old cold coffee...
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rich sims
Trad climber
co
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Jan 30, 2009 - 12:33am PT
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Best 1974ish
Top of Half Dome.
I was thinking out loud, I said I would hike up again with a sleeping bag to spend the night.
Reply by a Yosemite Local residing in the Terrace.
Well I have one sleeping bag and one insolite pad maybe we can work something out.
Most direct
I was 23 hitching Maine to San Diego 1978. I was picked up by a 32 yr old lady. Ask where I was heading and I said I have a map to a party on the lake (Tahoe) she said she liked to party and off we went. Sometime later that night when I made my suave 23 yr old move she said she would rather FK then kiss . Talk about cutting to the chase.
Dee now that darn tune in rattling away in my head.
Ana A good set of high beams work as well when properly covered..
Lynne that was me but we met the night before , before or after your break dancing I am not sure
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JOEY.F
Social climber
sebastopol
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Jan 30, 2009 - 12:48am PT
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Here's an oldie,
"Why don't you come up and see me sometime?"
"I'd love to, I hope you will be alone."
"So do I "
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 30, 2009 - 12:57am PT
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rich, you are right. It's been a moon and a sun since I went to...count it three..."social events" in three consecutive evenings. We do like the dancing too. :D That was a fun weekend and great to meet you and the rest of the tribe. Lynnie
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 30, 2009 - 01:17am PT
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"Can you help me, I lost my"......(you fill in the blank)
Used alot bitd : )))
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dickcilley
Social climber
A cova Dos Nenos
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Jan 30, 2009 - 11:12am PT
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By far the dumbest thing a girl has ever asked.With Dutch accent.How would you like two girls?
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justthemaid
climber
Los Angeles
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Jan 30, 2009 - 11:48am PT
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Pick up lines blow.
Personally- I just point and say: "Have that one washed and brought to my tent".
If the guy escapes the handlers then it obviously wasn't meant to be.
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John Vawter
Social climber
San Diego
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Jan 30, 2009 - 01:52pm PT
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I agree there is no "worst" pick up line when it comes from a woman. Best one I ever got was delivered from across the room. Remember Welch's in Idyllwild? I was playing pool when a waitress puts down a drink that I didn't order. A Tequila Sunrise if I recall correctly. "What's this?" I say. "Compliments of the lady at the bar." I abandoned my climbing partner for most of the weekend.
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saa
climber
berkeley, ca
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Not sure about the worst female line, but what about these (worst?)answers to pickup lines, usually the morning after:
 I was drunk,
I (suddenly remember I) have a girlfriend/wife,
I am leaving Joshua Tree today,
I start Salathe tomorrow,
I am sort of seeing somebody,
My (not so) ex won't be happy about this,
You 're nice but ...,
You're too young/old/crazy/energetic/intense/talkative for me,
I didn't know this about you (didn't pause to ask during the approach phase)
I am too busy to have a relationship (but one more tickmark on my checklist is good for my ego)
No wonder we, women, have our guard so high.
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