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Pennsylenvy
Big Wall climber
Fry Canyon, UT
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Feb 21, 2009 - 04:09am PT
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Bless me all for I have sinned. It has been 26 years since my last confession. Are you all ready for this ?
Because I'm knot, but forgive me for pointing out to nature that I, as in Pennsylenvy as in me bitch .... won Lynne's AND everyone's money for that matter at the Yosemite Facelift AND also won everyone's money the recent Cochise sushifest. And when I say all their money, that's pretty accurate(Insert nature 'fess up' ). I'm sorry for being so cocky. Wow this is so cathartic for me. Did I mention it's been 26 years since my last confession. And I get to confess to Lynne? Hip Hip Hooray!! Lynne you can handle this can't you?
I think I've used the lord's name in vain a couple hundred thousand times I guess.
O.K. I probably masterbated ...... Let's see 26 years x an average of 2.5 times a day = 365 x 26 x 2.5 anybody have a calculator?
I also think a bunch of you are tools. Is that a sin???
Lynne, what is my penance? Oh please make it gud. Not like some lame ass rosary of something, I mean cut me a break!
How about picking up trash or something. Or having sex with another person perhaps. That's my version of Jesus.And while I'm at it, why does everyone think Jesus was such a nerd?
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pip the dog
Mountain climber
planet dogboy
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Feb 21, 2009 - 04:46am PT
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ooh, i'm so glad this thread got bumped back up so a noobie (just two weeks old) got a look at it. i wet myself.
i think this and all venues need an ongoing confessional. as i got kicked out of 3 catholic grade schools and ended up in catholic reform school -- this is precisely the gig i've been looking for.
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ok, bless me Lynne for I have sinned, it has been, ummm, 24 years since my last confession...
(i'll send the rest as a .zip file -- you do have 18gigs of free space on your hard disk, right?)
^,,^
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Feb 22, 2009 - 03:04am PT
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Nah, no blessing yo for you have sinned....see the real God for that. :D
Timmy and yo texas holdum guys....a few bucks for 3 nights worth of great laughs and super fun getting to know yo dudes....cheap at half the price. Plus, you guys were great for putting up with me...Geezzz Lynnie had so much fun when she was dying on the inside....Love You All.
And Timmy, ever heard the phrase "too much information"...??Your penance....gotta dance or play your harmonica at Tarbusters Gig.
Sweet Baby Jane.
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martygarrison
Trad climber
The Great North these days......
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Feb 22, 2009 - 09:27am PT
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Lynne we have never met, but I really am sorry.
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Todd Gordon
Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
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Feb 22, 2009 - 10:36am PT
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Lynne;....I want to public air this out;.....I stepped on a bolt once...(or twice)...and I've even put my finger through the hanger to rest. I've done new routes and not pulled the rope for the red point too....many times....(I'm not proud of this....)...I've driven over the speed limit, and I inhaled in college. I climbed at Cochise Stronghold one day before the bird of prey closure was over, and I've stayed in Yosemite Park more than 2 weeks a year. Have exceeded the 2 car limit on campsites, and haven't always respected "quiet hours" while camping. I've drilled a bat hole and stood in aiders before because I was too tired and scared to stand drill. I have called in sick to work when I really went climbing. For all these sins, dear Lynne, I am truly sorry.......please forgive me......so I can get on with my life.....your friend,...Todd Gordon
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Jaybro
Social climber
wuz real!
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Feb 22, 2009 - 09:16pm PT
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I'm not sure, Lynne, but it's a bunch, and I mean that in a good way!
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Feb 22, 2009 - 09:26pm PT
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Gezzzzz, I am busting a gut here. Thankfully. Yo guys are so funny and I am always needing the laughs. Wyo, Wyo ...that's Why oh...not Wyoming, does we all get into the zerious realm so often.
Ahhh, love the Taco and the laugh magicians with their word machinations.
PS, am passing all your confessions onto God the Father. Watch out ! :DD specially yo Timmy.
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Feb 22, 2009 - 09:29pm PT
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Marty.....yo be sorrier when we meet..hehehe or as WBraun speaks, bwahahaha.
Todd, Cosmic and Locker all pass the Saint test and are forgiven. They have taken Lynne climbing. No further explanation needed : ))
Oh yeah, and zip too, but he may need a little more work, per God. :DD
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Place or Another
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Feb 22, 2009 - 11:01pm PT
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It certainly is a chink in your armor of incorrigibility!
Next you'll be adopting kittens!
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Social climber
valley center, ca
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Feb 22, 2009 - 11:14pm PT
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locker, you will not believe this, nah, maybe you will BUT....Lynnie won the lipsync contest on Lloyd Thaxton's Dance Show on TV BITD ..... guess what the song was....another Julie Andrews. Supercalifragilisticexpaldocious.
Not one of the other sufer dudes or dudettes even knew the song. I was 18, senior in high school at that time and the oldest of 7 children. Sang it to them baby and it payed off long term. Hehehe. lrl
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Trad climber
Will know soon
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How I got here tonight I do not know. Surfing I guess. But reading this was awesome. Missing the campfire we had once upon a time here on the Taco.
You all who helped me make my transition from grief to life, Huge Thanks. Loving life today and making the new one, lynne's life part two, really count.
Thanks Friends and Huge Blessings to each one of you that posted here.
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ron gomez
Trad climber
fallbrook,ca
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Lynne, I'm sorry We bought so many drinks that night in Santa Monica after the Patagonia book signing that you had to walk back with Bridwell, Yerian and me bouncing off building walls to get back to your place for the evening.....well no really I'm not...it was so fun AND funny watching and listening to you!!! Another fun and memorable time with you and the "boys"!
Peace
Never forget that first evening at Josh, dinner and introducing you back into the community. Viva Dan
Hey gonna help side yer place this winter
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Trad climber
Will know soon
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Well, I bounced off Santa Monica and I bounced off Oakdale... the rest of my past is pretty OK, Yah.
How did you know I need siding done?
You are a large part of the remaking of lynne's life part II and Fonda and the Yerian. Climbers rock....:) get it? hehe
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ron gomez
Trad climber
fallbrook,ca
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I forgot about Oakdale! Yer a blast whereever we meet! We're getting the crew ready to get er done at the house. No more Fonda projects, so will refocus on other friend's who need work done!
Peace
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Trad climber
Will know soon
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I hope everyone forgot about Oakdale. :)
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Trad climber
Will know soon
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I've climbed with him. He's pretty cool.
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Trad climber
Will know soon
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No, just the kuhl are cool. :) (That's branding, Kuhl.) But you are Cosmic, not bound by simple earthly things. Roaming the universe....now that's kuhl.
So we were off topic, and I apologize. I also apologize because I think I have bounced off more walls than I accounted for. Please forgive me.
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