Where the Hell-o is that Mellow Jello Fellow?

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Standing Strong

Trad climber
shutup with your camera phone
Jul 6, 2008 - 02:13am PT
o yea i forgot about global climate change
L

climber
Jello fan from the City of Lost Angels
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 6, 2008 - 02:30am PT
You're in, SS.

The Mighty Jello now has four (count 'em: 4) traveling companions.


Any other babes out there want to go adventuring with The Jello Man himself...just step right up and let me know. Next DreamBoat set to launch in about a week or so....maybe sooner.
Jello

Social climber
No Ut
Jul 6, 2008 - 02:32am PT
Hey, Ron, it's time you got your butt up outta the dry desert, too. Why don't you harness up ol' Junior and get the lizard to drag your lazy mammalian derriere to the top of Anna-P with the rest of the beautiful people? We'd enjoy your company, for sure.
Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Jul 6, 2008 - 02:42am PT
Hmm, so Jello is now up to four. I believe that's the Muslim limit while alive, although there's some nonsense about getting 70 after you're in paradise.

No doubt Jello himself, or Ron, can advise as to the limit in Utah. Whether or not it's paradise.

I wonder what the Nepalis will think of it all?

It does seem a little unfair. I mean, what about brotherhood and sharing and all that? Sure, you'd be looked after and pampered and tucked in at night and so on. But I've heard that expeditions go on and on and on, and once in a while I'm sure you'll want some genuine male bonding.
John Moosie

climber
Beautiful California
Jul 6, 2008 - 02:53am PT
LOL,

I save the mellow jello fellow hello bellow yellow cello stories for bedtime. Nothing better then going to bed on a good laugh. Thanks L. Heres wishing OWs really were made of clouds and chocolate. Just think. If it wasn't the right width for your hands, then you could just chew your way to the top. Okay.. well you might end up at the bottom if you chewed enough. But isn't there some philosophy that says the bottom really is the top? haha...

Glad you are back Jello. We was wondering what became of you.
Jello

Social climber
No Ut
Jul 6, 2008 - 02:55am PT
Mighty, I guess we'll just have to see how the beneficent L deals with the "Male Bonding" (Male Bondage?) issue while getting us all up that Himalaya-Purna hill, but I'm sure she'll welcome you along on the journey--as do I.

-JelloPurna
Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Jul 6, 2008 - 02:56am PT
Perhaps the Delly Llama will come, too. Though we won't be going to Llanberis of Llandudno, but instead Allapurna.
L

climber
Jello fan from the City of Lost Angels
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 6, 2008 - 03:02am PT
Aaaahhhhh CossieMan,

That's just what we needed here...The Visual!

And that's exactly what I was envisioning! Thank you!



This is turning into quite an entourage...Junior might need his own backpack with a heater...IF Ron decides to come along. And Ron, you really should say you'd like to...just because...well...there's still a delicate peach-colored tu-tu in the closet in case you need persuading...;-)
Anastasia

climber
Not there
Jul 6, 2008 - 03:14am PT
L,
My dear friend, I KNEW you would understand the depth of that compliment.
Love you girl,
AF
Jello

Social climber
No Ut
Jul 6, 2008 - 03:16am PT
L, just who do you have in mind to wear that "delicate, peach-colored tu-tu"? You, Ron, Junior--or all of the above?

Tired, now. Got to get some shut-eye. I'll have dreams of Anna-my-purna, of course. Can't wait to read what's going to happen to us all.
L

climber
Jello fan from the City of Lost Angels
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 6, 2008 - 03:39am PT
It was a semi-joking pseudo-threat to Ron, of course...I know he reads all these threads. He knows you want him along for the ride. I'm giving him a day or so to think about it and let me know that he's in.

If he doesn't want to come along, well, fine. No problem.






I think with his desert tan, that peach-colored tu-tu is going to be stunning.

Nighty-night JelloIsBackAndLifeIsGoodinTacoLand
Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Jul 6, 2008 - 03:28pm PT
One for L, and Anastasia:

20 reasons why chocolate is better then Jewish sex:
1.You can always get chocolate.
2.With chocolate, size doesn’t matter; it’s always good.
3.Chocolate satisfies, even when it has gone soft.
4.You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5.You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6.You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7.If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind.
8.Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9.The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate.
10.You can have chocolate on top of your desk without upsetting your work mates.
11.You can ask a stranger for chocolate without fear of getting into trouble.
12.You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13.With chocolate, there’s no need to fake it.
14.Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant.
15.You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16.Good chocolate is easy to find.
17.You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18.You are never to young or too old for chocolate.
19.When you have chocolate, it does not keep your neighbours awake.
20.“If you love me you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate.
L

climber
Jello fan from the City of Lost Angels
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 6, 2008 - 04:46pm PT
Hahaha MK...NOW yer talkin' a language we gals understand!
Anastasia

climber
Not there
Jul 7, 2008 - 04:39pm PT
Laughing happily, now off I go to get myself some of that white smooth chocolate I get weak in the knees for.
AF

Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Jul 7, 2008 - 04:45pm PT
I was wondering who this "MK" person is, that L keeps referring to? Twice now.

MH
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Jul 7, 2008 - 04:59pm PT
MH

I think she had chocolate stuck between the keys on
her keyboard. . .
L

climber
Jello fan from the City of Lost Angels
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 7, 2008 - 05:51pm PT
But...but...I thought your FBI code name was Mighty Kackler.

Did I get it wrong again?







It's a friggin' TYPO, Dude-a-rudy! You start pointing out my Blonde Moments and you're gonna show up in the story as Cheney......;-)
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Jul 7, 2008 - 06:39pm PT
And??

You get to shoot lawyers don't you?
Jaybro

Social climber
wuz real!
Jul 7, 2008 - 07:25pm PT
"As for J-bro, A-H, and the like: their heads are always in the clouds, while their asses are up" (OW)crack-creek
Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Jul 7, 2008 - 07:32pm PT
OK, no more Jewish joke websites. And I'm thinking about the chocolate. :-)
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