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taco bill
Trad climber
boulder, co
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May 22, 2007 - 01:06pm PT
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Ice, ice baby...terrible.
Cool as Ice...brilliant.
My vote for worst song ever:
Well, Im hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
Im hot blooded, Im hot blooded
You dont have to read my mind, to know what I have in mind
Honey you oughta know
Now you move so fine, let me lay it on the line
I wanna know what youre doin after the show
Now its up to you, we can make a secret rendezvous
Just me and you, Ill show you lovin like you never knew
Thats why, Im hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
Im hot blooded, hot blooded
If it feels alright, maybe you can stay all night
Shall I leave you my key?
But youve got to give me a sign, come on girl, some kind of sign
Tell me, are you hot mama? you sure look that way to me
Are you old enough? will you be ready when I call you bluff?
Is my timing right? did you save your love for me tonight?
Yeah Im hot blooded, check it and see
Feel the fever burning inside of me
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
Im hot blooded, Im hot blooded, Im hot
Now its up to you, can we make a secret rendezvous?
Oh, before we do, youll have to get away from you know who
Well, Im hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
Im hot blooded, Im hot blooded
Hot blooded, every night
Hot blooded, youre looking so tight
Hot blooded, now youre driving me wild
Hot blooded, Im so hot for you, child
Hot blooded, Im a little bit high
Hot blooded, youre a little bit shy
Hot blooded, youre making me sing
Hot blooded, for your sweet sweet thing
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RRK
Trad climber
Talladega, Al
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May 22, 2007 - 01:35pm PT
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L wrote:
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Look, you're the one who brought it up!!! If I'm gonna be humming that tune all day...so are you! :-) "
AHHHH!!! My head!!! What are those voices saying??? Must kill?? Kill who?? Stop the music please....
RRK
I see your "Horse With No Name" and raise you "Sister Golden Hair" (once again not enough sac to quote for fear of self-inflicted dementia)
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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May 22, 2007 - 09:38pm PT
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"Have You Never Been Mellow", and almost anything else by Olivia Newton-John. Or, as some wit renamed her, Olivia Neutron Bomb - kills everything living, leaves the buildings standing.
Although her grandfather was Max Born, who won the Nobel Prize in Physics.
Aren't ear worms great?
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L
climber
A small kayak on a very big ocean
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May 22, 2007 - 09:50pm PT
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RRK...Whadda ya think this is, a game of Tiddly Winks???
I'll see yer Sister Goldenhair and raise you
I Need You.
I need you
like the summer needs the spring,
you know I need you.
Guess I'll start it all again.
I..need...you...
You ain't sleepin' tonight with that codependent piece of perfection tangling your braincells...
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RRK
Trad climber
Talladega, Al
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May 23, 2007 - 09:35pm PT
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OK L - so much for diplomacy, I'm going straight to the nuke-option. Here's a little fratboy ditty sung by Tod Skinner called "Beer Run". As far as I can tell it is impossible to get out of your head once you start singing it (unless you know the antidote - which I do) Back a couple of years ago when we were playing shows a good bit I would sing this anytime that I was at the mic alone. I've infected thousands of people with this little gem and there's only one sure-fire way to make it stop. If you don't already know the tune then I recommend that you do not look for it. If you do know it then it's already too late:
{chorus}
B Double-E Double-R U N
Beer Run
B Double-E Double-R U N
Beer Run
All we need is a ten and a fiver
Car and a Key and a sober Driver
B Double-E Double-R U N
Beer Run
Sleep on that one L (yeah - right - I'll be going out of town for a few days so if you need the antidote then you need to fold your hand quickly and proclaim me the daddy-rabbit)
RRK
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TradIsGood
Happy and Healthy climber
the Gunks end of the country
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May 23, 2007 - 09:47pm PT
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Freude, schöner Götterfunken
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische, dein Heiligtum!
Deine Zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt.
usw.
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L
climber
A small kayak on a very big ocean
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May 23, 2007 - 10:30pm PT
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Bwaaaauuhahahaha! RRK, you just folded and you didn't even know it!
I've never heard that little ditty, and the words meant absolutely nothing to me cause they hadn't been played repeatedly day and night on the radio for months on end during my susceptible youth. Whew! I'm gonna sleep like a baby tonight...
You, on the other hand, are going to be humming the tune to YMCA by The Village People tonight, tomorrow...all during your roadtrip. You will be a nervous wreck when you get back...especially if you know the arm movements for this thing! (You thought I was just playin' around with ya, didn't you???) Enjoy!
Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do what about you feel ...
Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!
No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
I'm sure they can help you today.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
There is no antidote...even tequila won't work. :-)
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RRK
Trad climber
Talladega, Al
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May 24, 2007 - 04:20pm PT
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L wrote:
"Bwaaaauuhahahaha! RRK, you just folded and you didn't even know it! "
What - you're still in the game? My weapon of mass distraction failed to detonate? OK then please sing the first line of this chorus - here's the second:
"He flies the sky like an eagle in the eye of a hurricane that's abandoned"
That ought to do it - have a nice weekend. Hope I don't see you on the news
RRK
PS there is an antidote for the YMCA song - just do the dance while holding a piton hammer (doesn't work for me because my head is not a vital organ) Tequila also works - you're just not using enough of it.
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L
climber
A small kayak on a very big ocean
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May 24, 2007 - 04:37pm PT
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Aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh! Uncle! Uncle! I give! Noooooooooo! Please stopppppppp!
"He flies the sky like an eagle in the eye of a hurricane that's abandoned"
That's the only verse to that stupid song that I know or that I ever knew and I used to sing it over and over...
(weakly falling to the ground) You win, damn you! You win...
"He flies the sky like an eagle in the eye of a hurricane that's abandoned"
...just make it stop. Please....
I never meant 2 cause u any sorrow
I never meant 2 cause u any pain
I only wanted 2 one time see u laughing
I only wanted 2 see u laughing in the purple rain
Purple rain purple rain
Purple rain purple rain
Purple rain purple rain
hee-hee-hee...
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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May 24, 2007 - 05:17pm PT
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I can stand this carnage no longer.
According to some debauched and jaded musishicans I used to know, the one true high holy antidote, for obnoxious songs, that MUST be driven from your head at all costs, is:
Mammy's Little Babies Loves Shortnin Bread.
TRy it and see.
And let there be peace between you two, now that you both have the stupid song war equivalent of a Star Wars Defense.
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L
climber
A small kayak on a very big ocean
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May 24, 2007 - 05:24pm PT
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Thanks Dirt. I wasn't sure how much more RRK could take without cracking...:-)
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dirtineye
Trad climber
the south
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May 24, 2007 - 05:30pm PT
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Actually L, it was YOU I was worried about mostly, since I know that RRK is perfectly capable of drinking himself into another dimension, one with no music at all, if need be.
But if I were going to give out the ultimate defense to one, I was sort of obligated to give it to all, so, I did.
I'll bet I win the Noble Peace Of Mind Prize for this one!
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