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Blowboarder

Boulder climber
Back in the mix
Oct 6, 2006 - 03:29pm PT
Known amongst my friends as being "morally flexible" and coincidentally connected to certain underground commerce routes, I was quite amused to get a call from the Ditch this morning with a request from a friend regarding the availability of a large number of knuckle dusters, needed ASAP.

Can't help but wonder if there's a connection with this thread, or more accurately, the nuked one this one perpuates.
Largo

Sport climber
Venice, Ca
Oct 6, 2006 - 05:33pm PT
And yet nobody has addressed the remarkable fact that the Captain boinked the blue woman. What was he thinkng?? I suspect it gets lonely in space . . .

JL
curlie

Trad climber
SLO, CA
Oct 6, 2006 - 08:43pm PT
I thought she was green....besides, I think he actually had a thing for Spock...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uxTpyCdriY
elcapfool

Big Wall climber
hiding in plain sight
Oct 6, 2006 - 08:47pm PT
J.T.Kirk was the first interstellar sex tourist.
Blue, green, furry, Klingon, he banged 'em all.

Bones must have been one hell of a doctor...

NeverSurfaced

Trad climber
Someplace F*#ked!
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 6, 2006 - 09:08pm PT
Mans greatest achievement in the future will be a penis pump that actually works.
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Oct 6, 2006 - 11:47pm PT
To think he could have caught some space clap that he could have spread and decimated the Earth's populations like small pox wasted the Native Americans.

Well, I guess they had all that magic medical technology.

The advent of Viagra and other performance enhancing supplements is probably a much bigger deal than we know know. The sociology of it would make for a good graduate school dissertation.

Hopefully, the Chinese will stop wasting their money on expensive and environmentally horrible aphrodesiacs like Rhino Tusk and Shark's fin. Wake up, homies, There a "Better Way™"

Peace

karl
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Oct 7, 2006 - 02:56am PT
curlie... where'd you find that clip! whoa nellie!

guys have a blue/green color blindness thing going...
Largo

Sport climber
Venice, Ca
Oct 7, 2006 - 12:30pm PT
I couldn't watch that clip but I trust the blue woman was in fact green. All the more reason to wonder about the Captain, who gives whole new meaning to the term, "getting some strange."

JL
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Oct 7, 2006 - 12:39pm PT
Largo... the video clip was sepia and not about a green, or blue, woman... it was a study in homo-erotic imagery between Spock and Kirk, cuts assembled from the original Startrek fit together with the tune Closer rather well.

Nicely done even if disturbing for someone who hasn't keyed in on the post-modern analysis of 60's television series.

curlie

Trad climber
SLO, CA
Oct 7, 2006 - 01:17pm PT
That was just a little somethin' a coworker sent around last week. Too bad they didn't use any of the planet Vulcan scenes from the Amok Time episode.



...Oh my, that was pretty dorky, wasn't it? See what happens when you start posting on non-climbing threads? Shee-it....
C. james t. kirk

Big Wall climber
Drake Passage
Oct 9, 2006 - 12:15am PT
Now what does me sleeping with a blue or green woman have anything to do with Jacky Boy??

Disgruntled L.E.O. who has a bone to pick. Im sure that there are some more stories that tell a tale or 2 of that time in Yos. when he snapped.

And it was Lt. Ahurah that I had a liking for.

Captian James T. Kirk
Commander : Starship Enterprise
Stardate : 2006.10.08
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