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wilbeer

Mountain climber
Terence Wilson greeneck alleghenys,ny,
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 1, 2014 - 06:35am PT
For the




"Bodyslam Fest".......HAHAHA!
Charlie D.

Trad climber
Western Slope, Tahoe Sierra
Dec 1, 2014 - 06:45am PT
You know what the AT skier told the Tele skier on top of the mountain?
"See you at the bottom hippy", that always cracked me up having been a hippy and damn good one at that. I must admit I've fixed my heels for good now with the super light and well engineered Dynafit bindings.

BTW there's a bunch of hippy's out there I still can't keep up with, see you in the Trench you hippy Petch! When it comes to skiing it's all good, my 15 minutes of fame as a tele skier:

Charlie D.
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Dec 1, 2014 - 07:05am PT
the local moms are talking shite about
me to my wife...

incriminating accusations that could defile my upstanding status
within our aspiring community.

when questioned, i denied with uncompromised honesty, all charges.

then i thought about it, and about the accusers...

and i realized and told my wife such,
that they just want me to be single
so's that they can get a chunk.

i'm going skeezin...
where the audience don't care
about truths, gossip and lies.
where tits take a back seat to cold, hard stone
and soft powder spilled everywhere...

goatboy smellz

climber
लघिमा
Dec 1, 2014 - 07:17am PT
This discussion is new and exciting.

What are you going to tackle next week?
Rotary phones versus dial tone?
Those kids plugged in to their Walkmans not paying attention?
How about Mary Ann or Ginger?
east side underground

climber
Hilton crk,ca
Dec 1, 2014 - 07:32am PT
it's all good
wilbeer

Mountain climber
Terence Wilson greeneck alleghenys,ny,
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 1, 2014 - 08:09am PT

Looks like he cares.lol.
mark miller

Social climber
Reno
Dec 1, 2014 - 08:13am PT
Locker knows how to tele properly.
Mike Friedrichs

Sport climber
City of Salt
Dec 1, 2014 - 08:13am PT
Nobody cares how you ski, but good god man don't contaminate your coffee with hazelnut.
SC seagoat

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, or In What Time Zone Am I?
Dec 1, 2014 - 08:51am PT
I care. I care a lot. I'd Tele again in a heartbeat if I could. Unfortunately, an arthritic toe prevents me from getting down in any reasonable stance. My right knee splays way out.
So my heels are now locked in permanently.

Oh well....at least I'm still schussing.

Susan
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Dec 1, 2014 - 08:56am PT
"See you at the bottom hippy"

Bwa-HAAAA!
Barbarian

climber
Dec 1, 2014 - 09:01am PT
The most fun I ever had sliding on snow was on my Europa 99 215s, 75mm 3 pins, and leather boots. Kicking and gliding, linking tle turns down the fall line, paralleling on hard pack, corn skiing eastside chutes...all good. Obviously I care...which probably makes me some, irrelevant old hippie.
That said, I love downhilling on fixed-heel gear as well. I love it all except those confounded snow board thingys.
tradmanclimbs

Ice climber
Pomfert VT
Dec 1, 2014 - 09:02am PT
Chim Chim. you just did it. Telle skier disses how other people ski and then braggs about lifting their heel. fills me with the urge to vomit profusely. It's just fecking sking and as long as they are outside getting some fresh air and making turns who cares? The telle ski police care. Fck em...

BTW I doubt i would even know how to ski with my heel locked in?
10b4me

climber
Dec 1, 2014 - 09:04am PT
"Free your heels, and you free your mind"
tradmanclimbs

Ice climber
Pomfert VT
Dec 1, 2014 - 09:05am PT
PS. this reminds me of a hippy friend who got sick of people flashing him the peace sighn in is 55 micro buss so he started flipping the bird back at them:)
tradmanclimbs

Ice climber
Pomfert VT
Dec 1, 2014 - 09:05am PT
Broken binding broken brain.
rincon

Trad climber
Coarsegold
Dec 1, 2014 - 09:25am PT
Hey eastside, that pic going up chair 23 with the powder below....I've seen that scene many times. But it'll all be tracked by the time you get by the top! Look at all them people on the lift ahead of you! As I'm sure you know...the backside would still have freshies, but ya gotta hurry! Trying to ski powder at a resort stresses me out too much... watching it all get trashed.
tradmanclimbs

Ice climber
Pomfert VT
Dec 1, 2014 - 09:26am PT
Ha. I am on 2003 alpine ski that I bought un mounted in 2006. put telle bindings on them. My boots are garmont veloce about 10 or so years old? I desperatly need new sh#t....
Todd Eastman

climber
Bellingham, WA
Dec 1, 2014 - 09:36am PT
Tradster needs jet-stix to upgrade...

... do wheelie turns!
tradmanclimbs

Ice climber
Pomfert VT
Dec 1, 2014 - 09:47am PT
I have 2 buckel and all the velcro is gone from my powerstrap :(

when you look at the new telle boots they are monsters. 4 buckels and a powerstrap. just as big or bigger than an alpine boot, 3in of fcking lift, a binding that is so stiff that when you shoot photos of telle skiers going off jumps in the park the skies don't even sagg. they are pinned to the heel by the super stiff cable. All that sh#t and the telle skiers still think their sh#t don't stink and that they are better than all the other skiers and riders on the hill solely on the fact that they are on cool(in their own mind) gear.....
Grippa

Trad climber
Salt Lake City, UT
Dec 1, 2014 - 09:50am PT
As long as you shred the pow you're good in my mind. Have fun, and be safe is #1. I used to sn0wboard 30 days a year, and ski 100+. Still have never tele skied however, but really want a set up to round out my winter quiver!

Here's a shot of me from 10 years ago.

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