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originalpmac
Mountain climber
Anywhere I like
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Nov 18, 2014 - 06:49pm PT
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^^^^^Tvash +++100. Hilarious.
What about 'tighter than a ten year old' in the Creek? Thats really got to offend the sensitive new age politically correct vegetarian child construction workers out there.
To the pc crowd, whatever happened to 'sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me'? Get over your guilty white suburban selves.
I want to name a route 'the continued pussyfication of the american male' Carlin would have liked it
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Banks
Trad climber
Santa Monica, CA
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Nov 18, 2014 - 07:10pm PT
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Life's a Bitch And Then You Marry One- Joshua Tree
Good route, only wish it was taller.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Nov 18, 2014 - 07:20pm PT
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I thought about putting this up for the Word of the Month but was upstaged by the bardic wit of MisterE himself, the OP of WOM.
"Ossification" is the process of Bone Formation.
It gets used regularly and wrongly to describe growing old. That is probably because it merely SOUNDS like "fossilification." Buncha Jerks.
[Apologies to Fossil Climber.]
What, though, is this gist of which you speak? Splain it to me, Lucy.
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MisterE
Gym climber
Bishop, CA
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Nov 18, 2014 - 08:02pm PT
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Check your Hueco Tanks Guide if your delicate sensibilities can handle it.
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Nov 18, 2014 - 08:05pm PT
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actually, still not too much to report:
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Anal Heat
Benzoin and Edges: The Testes Squeeze
Bombay Bitch
Bring in the Fembots
Buckle Bunny
Butthole Climbers
Cherry Picker
Chester the Molester
C*#k Tarte
Crotch Cricket
Cunnilingus Corner
Fecophilia
Fellatio Flake
Fertile Attraction
Hard on the Beaver
Honk If You're Horny
Hookers and Housewives
Infectious Groove
Kat Scratch Fever
Licker Store
Morning Lumber
No Teats
Perineum
Pneumatic Butt-Ram
Porker Party
Public Enema Number One
Pygmy Sex Circus
Redheads With Jugs
Rump Ranger
Sex Drive
Short but Thick
Slut Wagon
T-Bags Hanging
Taboo Treat
Teenage Mutant Blowjobs
Thar She Blows
Tube Stake Colonic
Voyage to Uranus
Weak Stud In A Hole aka Cheap Date
Whoreny Toad
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The Larry
climber
Moab, UT
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Nov 18, 2014 - 08:11pm PT
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
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Nov 18, 2014 - 08:17pm PT
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Spidey...you still out there? Or was this simply a troll?
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The Larry
climber
Moab, UT
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Nov 18, 2014 - 08:39pm PT
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Elcapinyoazz
Social climber
Joshua Tree
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Nov 18, 2014 - 09:21pm PT
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Frankly, I'm much more offended by casual racism and other crass idiocy like the "religion" of Scientology.
Cunning Stunt is the best route name of all time.
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johnkelley
climber
Anchorage Alaska
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Nov 18, 2014 - 09:31pm PT
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Do Wild Dog Vapor Lock and Boiled Goose fall into this catagory?
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 18, 2014 - 09:32pm PT
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In this world there are fine gentlemen who seek to make things better. Artists who guild the world like a fine sunset, and bring warmth to the hearts of others.
I have many fine friends like this here in this forum.
Then there are those that bung it up and can't even see that they live in their own filth.
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The Larry
climber
Moab, UT
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Nov 18, 2014 - 09:35pm PT
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I'm gonna have to agree with Anita on this one. ;-)
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Nov 18, 2014 - 09:48pm PT
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Who is gonna get the second ascent of "Cunt-lice?"
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
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Nov 18, 2014 - 09:53pm PT
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"I have many fine friends like this here in this forum."
Mostly lurkers, as far as this thread is concerned, apparently.
Fat Dad's distinction was an interesting one...where do you fall on that?
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GDavis
Social climber
SOL CAL
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Nov 18, 2014 - 09:57pm PT
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"stand and deliver"
Right next door
"bend over and receive"
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Nov 18, 2014 - 10:10pm PT
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Did anyone ever climb into the Sphincter on Camp 4 Wall's base? Nearby to Henley Quits. Henley was a Fresnan (from Fresno, moron).
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cassondra long
Trad climber
las vegas
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Nov 18, 2014 - 10:15pm PT
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I gave a route a very girlie name as an antidote to the hypertestosterone influence in route naming. The route name Chocolate Tranquility Fountain graces a particularly beautiful stretch of crack hidden inside a chimney. I suppose some might be put off even by that.
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ß Î Ø T Ç H
Boulder climber
extraordinaire
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Nov 18, 2014 - 10:24pm PT
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I always saw that sh#t as specifically part of roped climbing.
If I ever put up something, it was either difficult or dangerous, and the route names had to be meaningful.
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Cancer Boy
Trad climber
Freedonia
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Nov 18, 2014 - 11:23pm PT
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This thread reminds me of that flick Road Warrior…
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Scott Thelen
Trad climber
Truckee, Ca
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Nov 19, 2014 - 06:05am PT
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Tuberculosis Blanket
Not sexist but crass
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