Discussion Topic |
|
This thread has been locked |
Gary
climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
|
|
|
Apr 28, 2006 - 11:26pm PT
|
TooSlow, here is an interesting FACT for you. When my boss needs to see a dentist or doctor, he goes down to Tiajuana.
|
|
wootles
climber
Gamma Quadrant
|
|
|
Apr 28, 2006 - 11:27pm PT
|
Oh come ON! You guys have got to read this. It was originally about red statess v blues states but it is essentially Republican vs Democrat, Liberal vs (so called) conservative. Who ever put this page together did some homework. Just about all his statements are backed up with links to the documentation that supports his statements. Go to the original page if you want the links.
F*#k the South. F*#k 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.
And now what do we get? We're the f*#king Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?
Cause we f*#king founded this country, as#@&%es. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the f*#king sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were f*#king blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the f*#king monuments are up here in our backyard?
No, No. Get the f*#k out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and f*#king Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those f*#king stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for f*#king blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their f*#king Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this sh#t, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. F*#k off.
Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being f*#king arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so. Arrogance is the f*#king cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so f*#king arrogant if I wasn't paying for your f*#king bridges, bitch.
All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your f*#king Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a f*#king swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your f*#king orange juice.
The next dickwad who says, "It’s your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal f*#king dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That’s right, motherf*#ker, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It’s too easy, as#@&%e, they’re blue states. It’s not your money, as#@&%es, it’s f*#king our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own f*#king stop signs, as#@&%es.
Let’s talk about those values for a f*#king minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you f*#king Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It’s f*#king Massachusetts, the f*#king center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that’s right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the f*#king nation. Think that’s just some aberration? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are f*#king blue states, as#@&%e, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to f*#king guess? 10 of the top 10 are f*#king red-ass we're-so-f*#king-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its f*#king part.
But two guys making out is going to f*#king ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we f*#king get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're f*#king towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us f*#king Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous as#@&%es? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the f*#king Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, as#@&%es.
Well this gravy train is f*#king over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your a*#.
And no, you can't have your f*#king convention in New York next time. F*#k off.
|
|
JAK
Sport climber
Central NC
|
|
|
Apr 28, 2006 - 11:40pm PT
|
I actually really enjoyed that. Of particular goodness:
"And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a f*#king swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your f*#king orange juice."
That had me rolling. Honestly. We tried to give that sandbar back to the Spanish TWICE.
The bit on morals/values was good stuff too.
|
|
JAK
Sport climber
Central NC
|
|
|
Apr 28, 2006 - 11:49pm PT
|
Uh, well, I picked this name largely because it's my initials.
I'm afraid your team will have to accept the fact that their moniker is not a registered trademark.
|
|
Wonder
climber
WA
|
|
|
Apr 28, 2006 - 11:59pm PT
|
well ok, but its about 200 to 1. Where in NC are you from? Ive been to Nags Head & all the way down the outer banks.
and its not a monker. we're one of the oldest skateboard teams in the world. we have members from all over the world. we dont need no stinking regester.
|
|
JAK
Sport climber
Central NC
|
|
|
Apr 29, 2006 - 12:02am PT
|
Central.
Burlington area. Bout 1 hour east of Pilot Mountain, Sauratown, Moore's Wall, all fairly popular sport/trad areas.
Are all 200 of you going to come for me now with pitchforks and torches?
EDIT: Wait, ok, let me get this straight - some of your cohorts will not be happy because my initials spell something similar to their skateboard team name in a rock climbing forum on the internet?
Hang on, I'm going to have to chew on that for a while.
|
|
Wonder
climber
WA
|
|
|
Apr 29, 2006 - 12:13am PT
|
Yeah alot of them are idiots. Me, I could care less. I just wanted to know if you had heard of us. Plus I really liked NC when i was there. None of those bums will ever come over here. You should check out the Rouges Gallery. Just click on the Jaks man logo.
|
|
JAK
Sport climber
Central NC
|
|
|
Apr 29, 2006 - 12:15am PT
|
Perhaps you can convince them to catch some of your sanity.
You should come to central NC some time and run some routes. Some nice rock out there.
I'll give the gallery a look.
|
|
Wonder
climber
WA
|
|
|
Apr 29, 2006 - 12:16am PT
|
OK back on topic
|
|
JAK
Sport climber
Central NC
|
|
|
Apr 29, 2006 - 12:30am PT
|
Fair and balanced, just like Fox:
|
|
TooSlow
Big Wall climber
Calif
|
|
|
Apr 29, 2006 - 12:33am PT
|
JAK, that is one of the funniest things I have seen. Good one mate! I will pass that one on.
|
|
Wonder
climber
WA
|
|
|
Apr 29, 2006 - 12:37am PT
|
Too cool JAK, so far as i can tell you were born a jak. cheers
|
|
Wonder
climber
WA
|
|
|
Apr 29, 2006 - 12:40am PT
|
PS we should make some posters of those and post them side by side every where.
|
|
d mcwilson
climber
missouri
|
|
|
Apr 29, 2006 - 01:24pm PT
|
"This is bullsh#t.
Hospitals/doctors are paid for what they do, rather than how well they do it."
Wrong again Bob. My uncle works for the most well respected neurosurgeon in my area. If you are not well known, people will not go to you for neurosurgery. This neurosurgeon is nationally known and his waiting list is packed. You know why, because he is good at what he does. In the US if you don't do your job well, you will be sued for malpractice.
|
|
bob d'antonio
Trad climber
boulder, co
|
|
|
Apr 29, 2006 - 01:50pm PT
|
dc-wroteWrong again Bob. My uncle works for the most well respected neurosurgeon in my area. If you are not well known, people will not go to you for neurosurgery. This neurosurgeon is nationally known and his waiting list is packed. You know why, because he is good at what he does. In the US if you don't do your job well, you will be sued for malpractice.
I"m not wrong. You are just too limited in your scope that you can't see. You make a case by using a isolated case. I'm speaking in HEALTH CARE in General.
There is a standard charge for ER visit, setting a broken leg, certain blood test etc...doesn't matter how well they do at your visit to the ER...they are still going to charge you that standard amount.
DC wrote: In the US if you don't do your job well, you will be sued for malpractice.
There a lot of people not doing there job well considering the amount of malpractice in this country.
AGAIN...the third leading cause of death right behind heart failure and cancer in this country is the medical profession.
|
|
d mcwilson
climber
missouri
|
|
|
Apr 29, 2006 - 02:21pm PT
|
Bob,
You are limiting your spectrum to just ER's. Most people who have cancer or heart conditions are not going to an er. They make appointments with regular doctors, who charge differently according to the procedures and diagnosis. Most people have yearly check ups and they go to a doctor of their choice, not to an er. People are going to do a lot better job if they are not paid on a scale such as in Canada.
|
|
|
SuperTopo on the Web
|
Let us know!