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KP Ariza
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SCC
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Mar 10, 2006 - 05:45pm PT
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Thanks Tar, its all floodin' back....
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Tarbuster
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 10, 2006 - 06:34pm PT
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Hey Kenny-
Here's yer Buddy Kurt Smith:
THE GENERAL
"The Smoke Detector"
Remember his mom made all you guys fleece wear for your first JT road trip coming outa Tahoe? Sweet.
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Mar 10, 2006 - 07:02pm PT
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for extra credit....who can name the problem that kurt is on?
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Russ Walling
Social climber
Same place as you, man...... (WB)
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Mar 10, 2006 - 07:04pm PT
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I'll go with Smoke Detector.... send prizes to.......
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Tarbuster
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 10, 2006 - 07:06pm PT
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Earlier today, JayBro dispatched a most dis-concerting proposition: sources purport the existence of multiple Leroy, 2 at the minimum, likely 3.
(This could explain Off Whites record of the 50 state "Age of Consent" knowledge claimed by DR Leroy).
Anyhow, I followed up. After reading JayBra's post I engaged in a flurry of text messages, assiduously cross checked arcane climbing publications with women's undergarment catalogues and dubious investigative reporting of random salacious comments.
We Know there is an East Coast Leroy.
We Know there are 2 West Coast Leroys.
We know (in as much as BS is knowing) that Leroy's Great Uncle was capable of a-sexual reproduction by virtue of an anomalous female reproductive organ planted square in his back. Don't believe this phony baloney? Ask Russ. Go ahead, ask 'im.
So be on the lookout.
East Coast Leroy:
Don't do it. This is not yer man.
Check the meek stance. Don't be drawn in by this Dick.
West Coast Leroy:
Note the steadfast confidence.
This is the guy you want leadin', 'cause he knows where he's goin'.
SWOLE!
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Mar 10, 2006 - 07:17pm PT
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VAWTO.....THE WORLD NEEDS MORE VAWTO....!!!!
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Mar 10, 2006 - 07:19pm PT
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I'll go with Smoke Detector.... send prizes to.......
it was a trick question, goddammit. NOT the smoke detector halfway between pig pen and the asteriod crack....
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Mar 10, 2006 - 07:23pm PT
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postcard art by off white, circa 1986.....
fukkin' american legend, people.
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Mar 10, 2006 - 07:30pm PT
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where's eppi?
greg, gittin' 'er done on when you're a jet, all up on it back in the day.....
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Mar 10, 2006 - 07:39pm PT
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after a desperate night of debauchery involving chemical contraband, whisky, beer, towering piles of stolen pallets, dogdging the tools, crisco and plastic sheets, 8mm donkey shows played on the big screen using a stolen generator, and no small number of midnight laps on the wired hards, bruce "just one more line" pottenger and the lovely dominatrix search desperately for an a.m. coffee fix......
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Tarbuster
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 10, 2006 - 07:45pm PT
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Mar 10, 2006 - 07:48pm PT
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friday evening, some random weekend, february, 1986. vogel rides into the tree with a box of the new purple guides, ink ain't even dry yet.
left to right: brooke sandahl, tim "skinny" wagner, vogel, the voice, jvb, eppi, paul schwitzer, ran-DOLL leavitt.
the wolf/dom guides were gone for good, and things were never quite the same......
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Tarbuster
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 10, 2006 - 07:54pm PT
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Chalk and Panaderia Stop.
Check out the Kinaloa Ray Charles Jewel.
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Mar 10, 2006 - 07:58pm PT
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alright, i'm done, stick a fork in me, my scanner is starting to smOKe, i got a hot date with a wee dram o' whisky.....WHO'S HOLDING THE ROPE????
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Mar 10, 2006 - 08:05pm PT
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hot foxy momma, take me on home.......
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Tarbuster
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 10, 2006 - 08:23pm PT
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That bit about the swilled birthday scotch was as heartbreaking as she is, maybe more...
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Tarbuster
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 10, 2006 - 08:35pm PT
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I'd like a nice scotch whiskey.
'Check the Budweiser can strapped to Nancy's Rack.
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Tarbuster
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 11, 2006 - 07:05pm PT
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Would you buy a used portaledge from this Guy?
How 'Bout a new One?
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Tarbuster
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 11, 2006 - 07:08pm PT
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Hey BVB,
How was that Scotch last nite?
Lisa and I took the Red Eye to Boston, wher she won a 41 story stair race this morning. She also bagged a bicycle, for getting the most $ pledge money for the American Lung Association. I pre uploaded my photo bucket to set up this dispatch from the field.
I feel like you guys looked in the "Team Deadly Rides Again" post. That was an awsome picture. You guys are the bomb. SWOLE, even.
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Tarbuster
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 11, 2006 - 07:15pm PT
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Here's pictures of Russ,
Working on the tIME mACHINE IN 2 Different decades.
Yos Valley, '81: 'Sorry 'Bout the grease...
Hueco, '91
I've been with Mussy for many pit stops.
One in particular, 1983, where the starter had to be removed and exchanged, involved the Gargoyle and Leroy as well. The VW Bus broke down near SD, we had smoke filling the cargo area; 'first thing the 'Goyle did was grab his new Fires and demand exit from the vehicle. That's all he cared about -his new sticky rubber boots. Leroy sniffed out an Adult Book Store and me and 'Gar followed, while Russ put in the starter...
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