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zBrown
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Jul 14, 2016 - 08:10am PT
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Was there any meth in that thang?
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 14, 2016 - 08:51am PT
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There's an episode of Murdoch, the Canadian-produced series that appeared on PBS Mystery, in which the police captain is trying the gold water cure for quitting alcoholic beverages.
It was making him very hard to get along with and the men were close to mutiny.
This cure had to be injected into the buttocks. Since the captain could not give himself the shot, he had a medical person do the injection. He also had him bring it to the station, as he didn't want his spouse to find out.
He was "giving it a go for the wife's sake," he said. He wanted peace in the household at any price. And the gold water cure was too expensive for his wife's taste, you can be sure!
The stuff he was having injected was part strychnine and part cocaine.
Shoot & Woot!
Murdoch is one of those gems that unfortunately cost fifty bucks for three episodes at BN. But they are really well-filmed, the stories are highly entertaining because of historical content, and the writing's pretty tight.
Check it out.
http://www.cbc.ca/murdochmysteries/m/videos/making-murdoch/murdoch-ahoy-aboard-the-ss-keewatin
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
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Out Of Bed
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Jul 14, 2016 - 10:18am PT
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I had a room mate or two spray my reefer.
The first was a very sheltered mid western kid,
a freshman , it was his 1st year away from home.
The weed was moldy so he Lysol'd it.
The second was the girl friend of a guy who resembles we made the room smell, she was scared that he could tell
by the smell that something had went Down
She up and opens the bathroom door and pees on the rug .
"There" she said, proudly; "he'll never notice anything"
" My place smells of pee all the time & he never suspects".
Linda was strange, her brother Joey Pereze put up climbs in New Hamshire in the 70s
At cliffs that were to become steep sport climbs in the 90s.
The Rain Bow ??? I'll go look it up...
her brother Jody gave me a copy of Stephen Kings' novel, Misery, - for Christmas..:-\ "strange."
Where did the primate thread go?
Jstan started it I saw it moments ago I look again here
Have syncopated , . ,, . . ? . . .where's Pate?.
Noggin drop :;
I phwooten can't believe it!'
I mean 'efin phwoot'in, .. ..
it is so messed up already
No more monkey callin'
No more , woot woot in'
Woot Woot,
Female Urban Jungle SilverBack in. camouflage fatigues ('n 'bluer' pantz)
Full stride, crossing a public urban jungle divide.
En-route to find the what Mystery's can be found to borrow
from yonder public library.
Murdoch zzs is cool, an we get channel thirteen PBS, it is that as we have to bundle. Buying twice what we need now to avail ourselves,? " I asked, " she said say
Full wi-Fi high speed Internet.( we argue how can she be sure it is High speed? Without checking)
And I've got to load snaps I've been seeing things strange like , mfm, don't!NOW IS NOT THE TIME
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 14, 2016 - 12:35pm PT
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
Good thing I didn't post the Sominex ad!
Woot!
Yep, suicide's painless, uh-huh.
How sweet, not to worry, Gnome.
Play that song from Annie for me.
[Click to View YouTube Video]Nothin' could be finer,
Were I in Carolina,
But nothin' beats livin' so far.
Love that Ferris wheel/Tilt-a-Whirl! Nice...
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Jul 14, 2016 - 05:07pm PT
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I know, I've got the backlog of snaps under the third review. Any version of a picture that was deemed worthy, clear or balanced,
Or not
or of a subject matter that faired well, was called for
Those snaps that do not cry out for adjustments,
Jun 27, 2016
01:44pm PST Top 3 routes anyone can do and no one disagrees are great?
Thor's Hammer Credit: Internet ... StahlBro, Trad climber, San Diego, CA, -
Thor's Hammer I've set to one file.
A file that I'm going to add .
And to add
I am again able to add
directly to a post,
saving the picture to the photo log, at the same time.
the systems were changed a bit ?
I was finally getting past, no where. with the new format,
I was gettin' a system, down.
was it broken? So what ? it doesn't matter anymore *
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 15, 2016 - 07:05am PT
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I've postponed my little trip to the Valley.
I need to go but not today. The moon's not full yet or real close.
Other things to do to pass the time than be here, too.
Especially with all the tragic crap happening, the terror attacks, the bickering, etc.
NORMALLY, I'd cruise past at high speed with the radio blasting, but the sense of loss is such that I want to throw in the towel on this place, with all the contention, the political (unnecessary) garbage, which I DON'T HAVE TO READ, but did; seeing if grief came out of any but neebee, but it didn't, was not surprising.
So I'm outta here this weekend. Pretty disgusted here.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 15, 2016 - 05:06pm PT
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Events of the Day
Twisted people lead twisted lives
Murdering kids and murdering wives,
Or murdering husbands and granpas, too,
They’ll murder me, they’ll murder you.
They’ll murder you with a semi-truck
They’ll run into crowds all amok,
(I got away without rhyming with phuk)
‘scuse me, while I run from that gasoline truck.
It’s being driven by a man insane,
Who wants to cleanse us by scorching with flame,
He’s killing us now in his righteous god’s name
And Barack Obama must take the blame.
Deliver us now from this loon’s intent,
May his god tell him that he should relent.
When he’s done there’ll be more of a similar bent,
So what should we do before the next dire event?
Bomb out the Arabs and smoke a few Chinks,
And do in the snakes and the rats and the skinks.
Make war on the brothers in old Africa,
The Nips in Nippon, and invade Canada.
“We are all turds swirling in the bowl of life.”
It sometimes sucks but life can be sweet.
Your choice, pretty much. On average. Grace of God or Fate or Destiny.
[Click to View YouTube Video]Sting sings.
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Jul 15, 2016 - 05:06pm PT
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If your gonna play that way I'll see you from a differ device keeping up with one that taps out slower than I do is nice but it heats up and gets glitchy quick.
??
Zap was my name when I was 12 it became Zowie pop, at 15.
Zappa
Then Iggy Pop
, Plant & Zepplin at15.
Caused conflict
??
He an what ya got till the bomb drops it what'z we'z gottz
A very crisp
Heaven Help The Fool
( I'm not sure yet where it is from I've not tracked it down it seems obvious? )
http://youtu.be/9UL3g1q2Z1s
I'm a bit mistifieyed misty eyed
and sending this down the pike
inbeded for your loading
consternation a song my wife said reminded her of constipation,
I'd never heard it and played it a second time turned up loud
[Click to View YouTube Video]
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[Click to View YouTube Video]
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Jul 15, 2016 - 06:58pm PT
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Guiltless as charged
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Jul 15, 2016 - 07:02pm PT
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Bushman
climber
The state of quantum flux
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Jul 15, 2016 - 10:29pm PT
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New Hire at Station Zed
In the year 361 AD the supreme being collided with a supermassive black hole which had wandered from a distant alternate universe. A cosmic conflict ensued. The battle lasted more than a millennium before God was spaghettified and sucked into the dark star and through a wormhole, cast across the foamy sea of infinity, and spat out through the other side into that distant universe and a different time line several billion years into the future.
Believing that immortals were incapable of time travel into the past, The archangels in all their grief, cast themselves into the black hole afterwards. Without a supreme being in the universe for any length of time the demigods would cease to exist. Understanding this they followed in short order, along with satan and all the hosts of hades.
Once again the universe was devoid of the supernatural, but for the stars and other heavenly bodies, along with life, and what mortal humanoids that remained. This was the great exodus, and was never seen or written about by any in this area of our universe. But in the annals of an alien race, which were soon to pass through our galaxy, the event was well chronicled.
-Nbau Mesmh
1o1o/3221
Copilot position available
Now hiring
Read the ad
The applicant
Met client Capt. Fred
Near Saturn on Station Zed
He went by Caliente
Few questions were asked
And he fit right in
He flew cargo ships
Since he was ten
And was started straight away
It was a new day
The employer
Captain Fred
Was mysterious say the least
But Caliente knew
Work was work
Never bothering the Captain
Always holed up in his quarters
A reclusive jerk
So the copilot
Happy in his work
Sang songs to pass the time
Three weeks at the helm
From Neptune to Alpha Centauri
Beyond the planet Alkinus
To the twin moons
Of Savoydz Five
All the while a favorite ditty
Caliente knew was jive
Yet he rattled on
Near half asleep
To stay sane and stay alive
"Genghis Khan and Jingus Con
Though one be hardly a paragon
The other fond of
Incarceration
Their common affliction lingers on
For jingus venereal warts belong
To the rich or poor
The old and young
An inconvenience yes
For some
A phenomenon to be gone
For others
Only woebegone
From Saskatchewan
To Azerbaijan"
"Respect the ship
Respect the chair,
Mr Caliente!"
Startling him
He heard from behind
As Captain Fred
Took his seat
And Caliente saw his face
Only now for the first time
Purple beard and blue of skin
Nothing unusual for his kind
But Caliente thought he saw starlight
Or something strange
Behind the captains eyes
(To be continued)
-bushman
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 16, 2016 - 12:26am PT
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From skating on ice to slidin' around on dirt roads, jus' lak thayat.[Click to View YouTube Video]
Pro stunt drivers. So don't try this next trip to Tuolumne Meadows, otay?
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Jul 16, 2016 - 02:24am PT
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To begin with z ? is that what the empty trip with you is like
( or running on D empptid dice cups is like )
I'm gonna need to sit down I had trouble catching my breath
I'm sure I'll be on time for to catch my death
But how did you know?
Well no you dint
The Chezc Shepard has been a trial
I d like to spell that funny . . . . but a hy-strung un fixe'd bitch ?
Nothing funny and she is like a loaded gun lying all pretty
then erupting in full throated military k-9 barking
To say
' Hey, you, noisy kid both of you, stop, stop I'm barking here"
thrashed
&
a Pack of girls here, had me buying a Bissel !
They make the top rated , compared to renting , Steam Cleaner
[youtube, Stevie Nix, 76 & 81]
This was Riffin but reads like it were serious **it is not *
We once , mfm, and I spoke to self sensor censored prattleing on about nothing for to long at 4 am!?
This was Riffin but reads like it were serious **it is not *
(Well nor is camel toe,- 'ccept it is when it's hot , not my girl not my whistle stop)
See not serious ....? Apologies (are the ladies completely left?not just my fault I tell ya!)
This was Riffin but reads like it were serious **it is not *
Z I kid you not stop, D -empty leaves cooked brain cells, & not just on the pillows -
You know
I'm not thinking that you just dropped it been 20 or at least I hope ten?
If you khnoeew, the chemist? Yowee, MYo're for you!,,I'm transcendental;
If I do Anything I don't now, 'cause I feel it in my teeth,
so not so high gnome
Ha ha the Tv bundle just fixed I'm not going to re read this if that is cool it's been an hour
See it be it oh man good n better share thnx bushI've got a front yard to share and
A sculptured tree ( 10 foot tall stump from a DMT trip I think !
It is all swilling together, spinning ever closer to the Enviable normalcy shute,
Oh & too yeah man
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 16, 2016 - 06:16am PT
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You sound all peppy and full o'pee.
Wish I could say the same. Knees are punishing me for being too old, but what's hurting too is the back. Trammidol time. Valley of the Doll this morning. Couldn't sleep much.
Life's a zCech bITCH at the beach. Going along nicely and then it turns and digs a hole in the sand sending it into your face. And you were just lying there soaking up sun, not minding the dog.
There's no Yosemite in store today, I can tell my knees are not in shape, can't bend like they ought going down the stairs. And I need sleep above all.
The moon this morning as it set in the west and the sun ain't comin' up cuz of the clouds over the mtns.
Coast Range, about 45 miles away.
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Bushman
climber
The state of quantum flux
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Jul 16, 2016 - 07:15am PT
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The Puppies of Mars
or
(Ain't evolution grand?)
Deimos and Phobos with me in the park
Catching the frisbee 'till way after dark
Memories of earth linger treacherously on
But uninhabitable meant death
Time to move or we're gone
When the sun finally comes up my fur is a'frost
My toes almost frozen and toenails near lost
My robo cam focusses with my third eye
As dust storms are blowing bad so I could die
To the Valles Marineris the Grand Canyon was a ditch
But these Martian winters can be a real bitch
And breathing fresh air is still something I miss
My suit is leaking again
Got any duct tape?
Hissssssssssss...
-bushman
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