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Fossil climber
Trad climber
Atlin, B. C.
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The Northern Pike
(Esox voracius)
This predacious ectomorph looks dyspeptic or anemic.
But compared to him, the great white shark is anorexic and bulemic.
Though usually retiring, when he feeds he couldn’t be much directer.
And his diet is even more varied and eclectic than that of Hannibal Lecter.
He eats almost anything that swims, according to statistics.
He happily snaps up his own progeny like so many fish sticks.
He bolts down anything that falls into the water,
Including things he probably hadn’t oughter.
He eats as much for his weight as shrews or snakes or leucocytes.
He is snappish and pugnacious, and his jaws deliver megabites.
When fishing, keep your fingers far away from his maxillae and his mandibles.
Or he will mangle and masticate and lacerate your phalanges and your handibles.
And if you subsequently cook and eat him, then you have to come to terms
With the thought that you are eating
fish
frogs
toads
mice
ducklings
tadpoles
muskrats
shrews
voles
insects
fish baits
parasites
and worms.
(The French relish pike -I don’t know about you.
It’s really a case of chacun a son gout.)
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Fossil climber
Trad climber
Atlin, B. C.
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Morsel
The ground squirrel is a tasty item
To grizzly bears, who love to bite ‘em.
A griz will tear up beaucoup tundra
While looking for a ground squirrel undra.
We’ve seen one move six tons of soil
To catch a tasty one-pound squoil.
And when it’s finally excavated.
It’s bludgeoned flat, then masticated.
The fur and tail and guts and ears –
Are relished by those gourmet bears.
They don’t spit out the teeth and claws –
All vanish in those giant jaws.
Raw ground squirrels don’t appeal to us.
We’ve got to think – de gustibus....
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Stone Cowboy
Trad climber
Livermore, CA.
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then out spake brave Horatius, the captain of the gate:
to every man upon this earth.
death come soon or late, and how can man die better,
than facing fearful odds,
for the ashes of his fathers,
and the temples of his gods.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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The Merry Fossil
Merry Merry
Is quite a library
Of any -ology & animal lore;
From great big walls
To sheep called Dalls
He knows details and more.
Merry mirth & wit
Make quite a hit
'round any campfire ever fired;
His well-told tales
Of voles or whales
Will never make one tired.
Here's to Fossil's
Hardened muscles,
His knowledge and energy.
He's done more stuff
So hard and tough
He's really impressive to me.
--MFM, with much respect
(No ball-cupping. Just the facts.)
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Fossil climber
Trad climber
Atlin, B. C.
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Merry Merry
Is in decline.
Just like Harding.
Too much wine.
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Fossil climber
Trad climber
Atlin, B. C.
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This seems topical.....
The Taiga
(apologies to William Blake)
Taiga, taiga, burning bright
In the warm subarctic night ,
What myopic policy
Fans thy flammability?
Taiga, tundra, up in fire,
Temperatures edge ever higher,
Reindeer moss and lichen burns –
Fifty years ere it returns.
Corporate malfeasance harms
Climate as the planet warms.
Corporate air pollution earns
Profits as the forest burns.
Taiga, tundra, burning bright
In the hot subarctic night ,
What short-sighted polity
Fans thy flammability?
WM
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Fossil climber
Trad climber
Atlin, B. C.
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May 16, 2016 - 11:25am PT
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Pluralities
Some northerners think
That one cat’s a link
And two cats are lynx.
So does that mean
That one mink’s a mink,
And two mink are minx?
The lynx doesn’t care.
Just give hime a hare.
(Don’t expect him to share.)
Some people think ‘bear’
Is the plural of bear.
It is properly ‘bears’
(As though anyone cares.)
Though it seems as if deer
Is the plural of deer -
And that’s rather queer.
And why is it that moose
Is the plural of moose,
But the plural of mouse
Is mice?
Don’t you dare tell your wife
For fear of your life
That the plural of spouse
Should be spice.
WM
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Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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May 16, 2016 - 11:34am PT
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^^^^... I was just tumblin' around with the Sampo of the Kalevala, and I found another spice girl involved.
In the expanded second version of the poem, the Sampo is forged by Ilmarinen, a legendary smith, as a task set by the Mistress of Pohjola in return for her daughter's hand.
"Ilmarinen, worthy brother,
Thou the only skilful blacksmith,
Go and see her wondrous beauty,
See her gold and silver garments,
See her robed in finest raiment,
See her sitting on the rainbow,
Walking on the clouds of purple.
Forge for her the magic Sampo,
Forge the lid in many colors,
Thy reward shall be the virgin,
Thou shalt win this bride of beauty;
Go and bring the lovely maiden
To thy home in Kalevala."
Ilmarinen works for several days at a mighty forge until finally the Sampo is created:
On one side the flour is grinding,
On another salt is making,
On a third is money forging,
And the lid is many-colored.
Well the Sampo grinds when finished,
To and fro the lid in rocking,
Grinds one measure at the day-break,
Grinds a measure fit for eating,
Grinds a second for the market,
Grinds a third one for the store-house.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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May 19, 2016 - 09:33pm PT
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Astroman .... the one and only.
by WBraun
A little Mei inside a dream just the other day
Her mind fell out of her face and the wind blew it away
A hand came out from heaven and pinned a badge on her chest
It said 'get out there, girl, and do your best' .....
[Too good a mental image to leave in one place, like his head.]
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Bushman
climber
The state of quantum flux
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May 27, 2016 - 09:52am PT
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Comic Book Gods
You might think it strange
Or believe that I was odd
That when I was just a boy
Comic books were like my god
My collection numbered hundreds
With superheroes by the score
But artwork wasn't everything
I collected them all for
From Jack Kirby to Steve Ditko
To Barry Smith and Stan Lee
They wove their tales with more than art
As far as I could see
But the heroes in their sagas
They all served to transport me
To strange worlds and far off places
And where I could never be
To where imagination leads us
From the epic fantasies
Going way back to the classics
Like Melville and Homer's Odyssey
Every great work of fiction
Can be traced to an inner truth
Or some inception of experience
For whatever that is worth
And no matter how trite or trivial
The pulp and rags were deemed
They brought inspiration tenfold
To so many childhood dreams
From Jules Verne's Michel Ardan
To Neil Armstrong on the moon
That our 'Spidermen' of Mars
Would welcome someday soon
The travelers from Orion
Bedraggled by their trip
Like Odysseus in the Odyssey
Making port in huge black ships
On Deimos and Phobos
We should set the grandest stage
To negotiate a bargain
On our interstellar trade
But beyond the merchant trappings
Of our finances and vice
We should note the lack of differences
And leave it to suffice
That our thirst for grand adventure
And the knowledge it incurs
Could be mutually beneficial
For our survival to endure
So the comic books and novels
They all share a common thread
Though not based on calculations
They put dreams in children's heads
So you might not think it strange
Or would not believe it odd
That when I was just a boy
The comic books were my god
-bushman
05/27/2016
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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May 27, 2016 - 12:28pm PT
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^^^Words are inadequate.
Sad but True
We age and rage and want to cry--
Shame fills us so we wanna die.
With bad backs and crapped out knees
We no more climb just what we please.
With all life's troubles, woes and cares,
We're lucky we can climb the stairs.
--Mousie
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Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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May 27, 2016 - 12:40pm PT
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"In all great cities there are zones which reveal their true character only after dusk. By day they wear a mask, assume a look of amiable good-fellowship that hoodwinks even the astute. (...) But, when the nightmists rise, such places wake to life that is a parody of death; the smiling banks turn livid, dark surfaces grow pale and flicker with funereal gleams, coming with evil glee into their own again. It is the street-lamp that works this transformation. Under the first ray of this nocturnal sun, the nightscape dons its panoply of shadows and a malefic alchemy transmutes the texture of the visible world. The smooth, sleek trunks of the plane-trees seem suddenly transformed to leprous stone, the cobbled pavement grows darkly mottled like the skin of a drowned man, even the river-water burns with a metallic sheen. There is nothing that does not take on a life-foresaken aspect, sloughing off the honest form it had by daylight. Here nature is at her strangest; nothing breathes and nothing grows, yet all her features writhe in odd grimaces -- it is as if the stage were set in preparation for some furtive drama. Under the broken gleams of the lamplight buffeted by the wind, amid the odour of death that hovers on the water, this dark domain of silence and the rats is hospitable only to the thief counting his plunder, apt for the humble orgies of the poor."
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Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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May 27, 2016 - 12:40pm PT
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The woods were unmoved, like a mask -- heavy, like the closed door of a prison -- they looked with their air of hidden knowledge, of patient expectation, of unapproachable silence.
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Bushman
climber
The state of quantum flux
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May 28, 2016 - 08:41am PT
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St Patrick Once Said
Reflection is safe ground to tread
Quelling demons and doubt in my head
My conscience has chided me in my dreams
Where once was a haven in my own bed
No stranger to self induced misery
I've devoted near half of my life
Through poor judgment and indecision
I've created my own special strife
It's usually not like me to boast
But of late I eat more crow than most
And the energy required to make sense of it all
Has exhausted my patience the most
Last night I dreamt of a burning bridge
Too personal and close to my heart
Sometimes my transgressions have skirted the edge
And threatened to tear me apart
The price to pay for loving
Holding close to the ones we endear
Is a gut wrenching feeling of knowing true loss
When the present or future's unclear
My anger is rooted in fear
The fear for a lack of control
Control's the illusion there is such a thing
When my love could be there for to sew
Patrick of Assisi once said
And this coming from me should sound odd
The subject was loving for loving itself
Though I'm not one quote men of God
Reflection is safe ground to tread
Quelling demons and doubt in my head
My conscience has chided me in my dreams
Where once was a haven in my own bed
-bushman
05/28/2016
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Fossil climber
Trad climber
Atlin, B. C.
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May 28, 2016 - 09:38am PT
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Lots of talent in this crowd!
Marlow - that bit about cities at night you posted on the 27th - where's it from?
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Marlow
Sport climber
OSLO
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May 28, 2016 - 12:13pm PT
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Wayne: It's a quotation from Julian Green used in the preface to Brassai's Paris After Dark.
"In all great cities there are zones which reveal their true character only after dusk. By day they wear a mask, assume a look of amiable good-fellowship that hoodwinks even the astute. ?. But when the nightmists rise, such places wake to life that is a parody of death; the smiling banks turn livid, dark surfaces grow pale and flicker with funereal gleams, coming with evil glee into their own again. It is the street-lamp that works the transformation. Under the first ray of this nocturnal sun, the nightscape dons its panoply of shadows and a malefic alchemy transforms the textures of the visible world. The smooth, sleek trunks of the plane-trees seem suddenly transformed to leprous stone, the cobbled pavement grows darkly mottled like the skin of a drowned man, even the river-water burns with a metallic sheen. ?. it is as if the stage were set in preparation for some furtive drama. Under the broken gleams of the lamplight buffeted by the wind, amid the odour of death that hovers on the water, this dark domain of silence and the rats is hospitable only to the thief counting his plunder". (Julian Green)
Brassai: http://c41.net/articles/brassai/
The dark lord: https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2001/feb/06/artsfeatures
Philosophy of night photography: http://photo.net/philosophy-of-photography-forum/00DvUp
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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May 28, 2016 - 12:30pm PT
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ARTEMIS IN SIERRA
Brett Hart
DRAMATIS PERSONAE: Poet. Philosopher. Jones of Mariposa.
POET: Halt! Here we are. Now wheel your mare a trifle
Just where you stand; then doff your hat and swear
Never yet was scene you might cover with your rifle
Half as complete or as marvelously fair.
PHILOSOPHER: Dropped from Olympus or lifted out of Tempe,
Swung like a censer betwixt the earth and sky!
He who in Greece sang of flocks and flax and hemp,--he
Here might recall them--six thousand feet on high!
POET: Well you may say so. The clamor of the river,
Hum of base toil, and man's ignoble strife,
Halt far below, where the stifling sunbeams quiver,
But never climb to this purer, higher life!
Not to this glade, where Jones of Mariposa,
Simple and meek as his flocks we're looking at,
Tends his soft charge; nor where his daughter Rosa--
(A shot.)
Hallo! What's that?
PHILOSOPHER: A--something thro' my hat--
Bullet, I think. You were speaking of his daughter?
POET: Yes; but--your hat you were moving through the leaves;
Likely he thought it some eagle bent on slaughter.
Lightly he shoots-- (A second shot.)
PHILOSOPHER: As one readily perceives.
Still, he improves! This time YOUR hat has got it,
Quite near the band! Eh? Oh, just as you please--
Stop, or go on.
POET: Perhaps we'd better trot it
Down through the hollow, and up among the trees.
BOTH: Trot, trot, trot, where the bullets cannot follow;
Trot down and up again among the laurel trees.
PHILOSOPHER: Thanks, that is better; now of this shot-dispensing
Jones and his girl--you were saying--
POET: Well, you see--
I--hang it all!--Oh! what's the use of fencing!
Sir, I confess it!--these shots were meant for ME.
PHILOSOPHER: Are you mad!
POET: God knows, I shouldn't wonder!
I love this coy nymph, who, coldly--as yon peak
Shines on the river it feeds, yet keeps asunder--
Long have I worshiped, but never dared to speak.
Till she, no doubt, her love no longer hiding,
Waked by some chance word her father's jealousy;
Slips her disdain--as an avalanche down gliding
Sweeps flocks and kin away--to clear a path for ME.
Hence his attack.
PHILOSOPHER: I see. What I admire
Chiefly, I think, in your idyl, so to speak,
Is the cool modesty that checks your youthful fire,--
Absence of self-love and abstinence of cheek!
Still, I might mention, I've met the gentle Rosa,--
Danced with her thrice, to her father's jealous dread;
And, it is possible, she's happened to disclose a--
Ahem! You can fancy why he shoots at ME instead.
POET: YOU?
PHILOSOPHER: Me. But kindly take your hand from your revolver,
I am not choleric--but accidents may chance.
And here's the father, who alone can be the solver
Of this twin riddle of the hat and the romance.
Enter JONES OF MARIPOSA.
POET: Speak, shepherd--mine!
PHILOSOPHER: Hail! Time-and-cartridge waster,
Aimless exploder of theories and skill!
Whom do you shoot?
JONES OF MARIPOSA: Well, shootin' ain't my taste, or
EF I shoot anything--I only shoot to kill.
That ain't what's up. I only kem to tell ye--
Sportin' or courtin'--trot homeward for your life!
Gals will be gals, and p'r'aps it's just ez well ye
Larned there was one had no wish to be--a wife.
POET: What?
PHILOSOPHER: Is this true?
JONES OF MARIPOSA I reckon it looks like it.
She saw ye comin'. My gun was standin' by;
She made a grab, and 'fore I up could strike it,
Blazed at ye both! The critter is SO shy!
POET: Who?
JONES OF MARIPOSA: My darter!
PHILOSOPHER: Rosa?
JONES OF MARIPOSA: Same! Good-by!
[Forest echoes with laughter.]
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Bushman
climber
The state of quantum flux
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May 28, 2016 - 12:43pm PT
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For the Love of Blood or Money
As so it often happens
With a sister and a brother
Henna Stone and Robert Stone
Were quite different from the other
And speaking from experience
I can only give a sigh
To say they always were at odds
Until the day they were to die
Through tragic circumstances
In an accident abroad
Their parents both were killed
Leaving more money than god
With ten billion dollars each
They were the only two relations
She bought stock in blood supply
And he in oil speculation
Then the world became crazy
In a World War III scare
They locked themselves away
In an underground lair
Deep under Greenland
With manufactured fears
There the sibling Stones remained
For almost twenty years
Back in civilization
Their investments fell and grew
But down below the surface
They remained productive too
He'd schooled her in finance while
She'd tutored him in medicine
With news of stable politics
They resurfaced to begin again
She built a worldwide charity
And his capital did accrue
But the world had different plans
Disquiet and social unrest grew
Global conflict spread again
With third world factions warring
He traded all their shares in blood
And disappeared on safari
As it goes in politics
So it always goes in war
While economies might fall
Old money stays in power
Invested in their weaponry
Illegal drugs and medicine
It's always the same old story
On that you can depend
And little did it matter
Their portfolio was now gone
Robert Stone lay badly wounded
With little hope to atone
For the life of the hunt
Where he'd been trampled by a bull
Just a a rogue elephant
Who was there like him to kill
To Botswana from Jakarta
Dreading all the while they'd flown
She arrived at his bedside
He'd been crushed and he'd been thrown
But Henna was the rock
His prognosis wasn't good
He was busted up inside
And he'd lost a lot of blood
In the cooler at her feet
There were bags of hemoglobin
She had carried at her side
Over the vast Indian Ocean
She spoke to him of childhood spats
And games that they had played
A smile then crossed his lips
As he squeezed her hand that day
Someone said there'd been a bus crash
She stepped out to take the call
When she returned she kissed his cheek
And then the hardest part of all
She only left 500 units
As the tears rolled down her face
And with the cooler in her hand
She stood up and left the place
-Tim Sorenson
05/20/2016
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Fossil climber
Trad climber
Atlin, B. C.
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May 28, 2016 - 03:15pm PT
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We have some incredibly talented people living in the bush around Atlin. One is Kate Harris, whom I wish was my grand daughter, and she'd like that too. Awesome writer, adventurer. If you want to read some great outdoor writing, Google Kate Harris blog, go to her writings, and read "Contours of Cold", about skiing across the Hardangervidda.
She's a poet, too. Here's one of hers.
ODE TO WHAT COMES UNDONE
the sun sets and the mountains turn
to smoke two loons gossip loudly
across the lake until the moon spills
its craters into the water
I was here once long ago
and don’t know where I’ve been since
the trail was straight as pines
until it wasn’t suddenly those trees
became a charity of needles longing
in all directions and the forest proof
that parallel lines can meet
now I run through the fields
of a forgotten country its flag in tatters
between my teeth and why shouldn’t
I spend this surplus of light like it’s
a given the only guarantee
of more?
the mountains start from scratch
every morning the loons devote their lives
to praising what comes undone and I climb
the high places to listen for the wind
the waves for anything
that goes on and on.
Kate Harris
-Arc Poetry Magazine issue #72
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