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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 22, 2015 - 09:29am PT
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Bin-Laden, drug-laden, far from fadin', the S.E.A.L. attack continues.
Government investigators suck, so the media was invited in to quiz various people, one of whom was Cher.
Where did you get that outrageous headband, Cher?
"Got it at a second=hand store."
What do you think of that drug-laden drone, Cher?
"Reminded me of a certain ex of mine."
Cher, what do you think happened there with that deal...anything occur to you?
"Bang! Bang! My baby shot it down."
Okay, but really, who might have been responsible?
"Reminded me of the Northfield fiasco...just like Jesse James."
Any idea about who was backing this drone-laden vehicle?
"It's got to be the work of the Queen of Las Vegas."
And who might that be, if not you, babe?
"Why, Liberace, of course!"
But he's dead.
"You never heard of Elvis syndrome? You people should do your homework!"
His seersucker suit was at the dry cleaners.
He had to go onstage in those rags.
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujň de la Playa
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Jan 22, 2015 - 12:58pm PT
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Recent meeting of the Semi-Official Badger Patrol at (where else):
They are acutally easier to spot in the snow, but they tend to stay indoors more when it's cold.
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Jan 22, 2015 - 01:33pm PT
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HEY NOW z
There is a video, of a man/boot vs badger, that I could not find , in time I will, ;=D
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we are the Biggest fanz a Badger ever never saw you can have 'em hunt 'um Don't kill 'em !!
Or look them in the Eye!!
Yer gonna Die . . .
Themz the classic exzample of the size of the fight in the dog.
Synchronicity
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Ha ha you must have seen this front page before. . . I now of course see your voice as to a single leaf salad,
HaHA HA as I was clearing the two inches of fluff, when this and that came into focus, nothing meant by that, this and that zust like the repitition, . .
If to prove that restrictions on boltz are needed, An area in a densely populated, a climbing zone should be open to, and even encourage Bolting.
Any one And Any thing Goes .
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The experiment would open climbs of all kinds, especially at the top end. This could be tried at a controled site, over at L.A.'s backyard, Mnt. Woodson,for example, then you would have to judge over time, to see if the place is over run with climber protection or not.
i know it is not that simple, at every climbing area, people have climbed stuff that was never recorded. At Mnt woodson that is a certainty. Zion, Rocky Mnt, not yet to mention known to very few great cliffs and Ridges an' such, all and every where even in the bad country joo joo lands around Owens and the Volcanic tuuf at the places it is found. TOO.
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujň de la Playa
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Jan 22, 2015 - 06:00pm PT
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Funny thing mouse, I was thinking of sending my drone down Cuba-way to check out the se vende signs on the old autos.
You don't even have to show no stinkin' passport.
Anyway, I still pity the poor immigrant who wishes he would have stayed home.
Up next: Mitt Romney's draft card and income tax amnesty documents.
Placeholder, may come in handy at some point
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 22, 2015 - 07:01pm PT
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MooseJugs.
All that saliva needs to go someplace, right?Gotta lotta drool, and has a lotta cool:
A gorilla in our midst.
Note the typical lack of cleavage of the top-flight female climber.
Note the fence. Not a free climber in one respect.
"It's for their protection."
It's the same thing as an "Indian reservation," and I'm not talking about Curried rice.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 22, 2015 - 07:17pm PT
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New toy camera! Yeah, man!
Take no prisoners, Gnome!
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 22, 2015 - 07:52pm PT
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Watch those parking meters.
If you tie a bow 'round your finger, you won't forget that advice.
Well, he's a lame duck
And he don't give a truck
Cuz he's off to the rodeo!
Yee-haw!
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Should watch this after a reefreshing safety meeting for the full effect.
Turn up the sound, too.
Colgrove/Elephant's Garden
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlUR09yRHZU
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 23, 2015 - 12:10am PT
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Jan 23, 2015 - 05:51am PT
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Did some One tell you that,the pump won't work?
Vandels stealing handles?
'cause a little Yankee ingenuity Will fix that
Selfhttp://mitpress.mit.edu/books/logic-sufficiency is attractive ,
after all /..
was a job under a haT and mirrored Ray Banz, for the duration till the word got out and there never was a shop as roumerd just a rent a wait aminute I smell a troll figure that out son, it could explain the fun!
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 23, 2015 - 07:47am PT
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Yes, I've been informed that pumps don't work, Old Faceless.
Olivia N-J, Stacey Keach, Keith Carradine and the property manager of Bob Dylan's Santa Monica Mountains ranch have said that exact thing to my great brother-in-law Ike, who ran Ike's Pump & Drilling. I worked for Ike in exchange for money, but would have out of love. Did I say he was great? A kind and understanding boss, a fine family, and a good climber, too. One of my greatest regrets over breaking with my first wife, Dolores, was that we were no longer officially bonded. Since then, we have spoken only a dozen times...twenty-two years.
Well, since he was in business to look after such as needed pump work, we took the time out of our busy schedule to see just what the problems were out at these folks' places, all within a ten mile radius of the little village of Malibu.
Keach needed a new pump, never got to meet him myself. Olivia needed new controls, and I missed out on meeting her, too. Keith, however, after explaining how his sump pump was shutting on and off at will, took us inside and showed us his guitar collection and music jam room.
Out at Rancho Dylan, we did some fiddling with the windmill in the back of the ranch house and took our lunch in his piano room. I sat there trying to "be Dylan," caressing the old ivory keys of his stand-up piano. He had the slickest bench seat, all polished from his butt wiggling. I lifted the lid of the bench and there were songbooks, none of which were of his tunes.
That was the only time I went out there.
I guess that was a pretty good gig and I KNOW I ought to have worn safety glasses...now. Back then, it was the same sort of issue as wearing a climbing helmet or motorcycle helmet or bicycle helmet...it's available, so why not use it? Too stupid. Didn't have to. Didn't think of the consequences.
Burlingham? Close, no cigar.
Hey, there's an echo from pages past...the yodels are returning and it's not even close to March yet!
It must be the effect of the drought. Or maybe it's Oblama. I'm a fool for yodels, and here's the yodeling fool, Wylie Gustafson. And crew.
[Click to View YouTube Video]It beats heck out of a Pink Floyd Psychedelic Breakfast.
Who said the Rolling Stones weren't country?
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Jan 23, 2015 - 12:45pm PT
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To not go back past the half a bolt of lightning in Hay, although farther back I will still need to make comment on, but for her just back to there. the B word on the handle is just close not write Nat rot what's going on is this thing running hot right it seems all better,
Anonymity is fruitless, I Gnome, gee GNO took a i tyre of me it is one of two in the great Gunks thread I like to throw the pack off not the mask though!
x Who is th Olivia . that you alluded to?, The one or two times I stayed in San a Monica? why did I ever go away ? well that Malibu beach town bird bath to call home thing was beneath me,Chongo es me keeper the comforts of home are attractive as forty rolls past.
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GRIPPA If the scrolls that you see have you looking at this Thankyou from the bottom of my broken hart, thank you for stepping in and stepping up!
The "come to the party", for almost any reason, is fine with me. I am proud to think that any one thinking of climbing is welcome to chime in on the taco.
to much of every thing is
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Jan 23, 2015 - 03:47pm PT
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As we ,that would be the family amalgamation, that includes a Betty goes Kaboom ,
what happend to my little girl and who is that minxbitch, that can not be my daughter !
She is going to be Lolita's age after the winter so these are her last days of childhood, Spring will bring the play, all puns and double 'antandre, meant and dreaded .
The Goyl spawns come out... as Chuck would... say all mouth an' vagina. As a baby it is attend on or the other.
Then they get to the freaky age where they take on the worst traits of thier mothers.
Why did I marry ? what is that another bulge in her belly Merde my life was only my own for a bit longer than they have now been alive.
got to give in . . . time to share the Shablet .. ..
Higgs n kizzees, can't be helped it is part of the drama of life that is a torturous joy to take part in , not going to like to say this but watching my babies grow up makes me want to climb into a bottle and drink!
I have always gone with the tied to the wrist or finger self control method , hang on while I
ake a .😤 . .cough... take another(so much for self control)
Hey as we the family drove to the market we all saw that same frozen ice crystals in the clouds rainbow of light thing - it has a name!? didn't get the yes from the big Boyd to stop and take a picture so showing it off will trip the kids!👹
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 23, 2015 - 04:48pm PT
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Or UCLY. WTF.
When's a good time to paint your masterpiece?
When the music's over.
When you're sitting in the house of detention.
When the muse waits outside,
you walk out the doors,
wanting to hear the scream of the butterfly.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 23, 2015 - 05:25pm PT
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Musha ringum duram da
Whack fol de daddy-o
Whack fol de daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujň de la Playa
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Jan 23, 2015 - 09:59pm PT
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Who let the air outa them balls?
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 24, 2015 - 12:33am PT
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Her end was peace.
So let us cease
This talk of war.
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RUNNING WITH EMPHASIS
by Ewie Lewie
(resident poet, hipster emeritus, at UCLY)
Acromion Coracoid
Glenoid Fossa
Two poor-but-honest beat poets
Beating on the drum of silence
Writing back to front
Side by side
In protest did
They did dance
And they became known
In the Naked City by the Large Bay
as
Cheeky Toe
and Snarky Marky
Too hip to write
So they tapped
And they rapped
But had neither rhythm nor grace
And so they were shamed
And so they were ridiculed
And so they were both schooled
And so then they wrote of them
Much more pungent satire
Than Mad Magazine
Would ever dare
so
They never made it
They were not even written off
They were ignored
They were “not there”
And it made them feel like Eternal Bob
And then it just so happened
As good things do to fools
that
They ended up living
Not dying
On the vine
Never becoming wine
Their Siamese cat never purring
All through nine lives recurring
And their two names
Were forgotten
but
The two of them lived
Happy ever after
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And Bongo Chuck Chongo on the uvula--he wanted to do a capella, but Tam's on a schedule and he waits for no one, man.][Click to View YouTube Video]
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Tam waits for gnomes, man.
He waits for chuck to wake the f*#k up.
Which chuck?
upchuck the norwegian tree feller.
It's all over now?
bet ur boots and ur double bit axe.
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Jan 24, 2015 - 01:16am PT
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snow man on duty reporting in,
Two inches at 4 am and no stopping till noon.
the color here is woe derful, the white out is also healing.
Stuff is still falling ? yes look z eses is more than scapulii ,r, and a broken tibular.
I will wait and go shovel the collar time to make the doh nut, my hernia tin can opens in the shoveling motion.
The repetition, redundancy, a friend to me when climbing, is my Un doing in the removal of snow from the road / driveway transition.
(I hope that jogs my mind as to what tony hawk pictures to post latter)later!
Much!
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