JESUS CHRIST IS COMING VERY SOON!!!!!

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Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jul 21, 2009 - 04:19pm PT
"revealation," Karl, it's singular.
Captain...or Skully

Social climber
way, WAY out there....(OMG)
Jul 21, 2009 - 07:26pm PT
oh, oh, OHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Gary

climber
Desolation Basin, Calif.
Jul 22, 2009 - 01:14am PT
Jesus hasn't come yet, but he's breathing hard.
mojede

Trad climber
Butte, America
Jul 22, 2009 - 01:37am PT
...and clinching his sphicter muscle
paul roehl

Boulder climber
california
Jul 22, 2009 - 12:01pm PT
I'm not sure the Bible Code makes real sense. I mean, why does it have to be in code? Why can't God just tell us the truth? Why Can't God just explain his universe to us. Why doesn't God just come on the evening news and explain why he created smallpox, cancer and death? He could tell us why everybody that has ever lived has died. Is that due to a design flaw? What's the point of all the mystery? Why is the truth hidden in strange numerical orders? Why is faith necessary to our salvation if reason is programmed into our very nature?

Again, why all the mystery? And don't give me the "you can't understand the great mystery of God; it would be like you trying to explain something complex to your dog" BS. We're all adults here and we're all capable of understanding the universe we find ourselves in.

How adults can believe in talking snakes and world wide floods zombies and the reality of great unexplained mysteries and then turn around and declare the moon landing a hoax is really beyond comprehension!
Steve Grossman

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Jul 22, 2009 - 12:24pm PT
Oh, blinding light.
Oh, light that blinds.
I cannot see.
Look out for me......
paul roehl

Boulder climber
california
Jul 22, 2009 - 07:46pm PT
The Bible quotes are interesting. There is one quote in the new testament from which the entire Christian doctrine seems to unravel into incomprehension. Romans 11:32

"For God has bound all men over to disobedience so that he may have mercy on them all."

This is Augustine's oxymoron. O felix culpa. The joy of sin is the experience of forgiveness. All this begs the question why must mankind be bound up in sin. This quote would indicate it's for the pleasure of God.

Really, don't you think this is senseless?

Like Osiris, Zeus, and a long list of other anthropomorphic deities Christ will eventually fade into the oblivion of history, though not without the toll taken by followers who, because they KNOW, exert the proper force against their fellow human beings.


MisterE

Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
Jul 22, 2009 - 08:19pm PT
for the 700th post














a more "Metro" Jesus for the new age:



























KlimbIn

climber
Jul 22, 2009 - 09:15pm PT
shouldn't somebody get the tissues -- it's been a while
paul roehl

Boulder climber
california
Jul 22, 2009 - 11:00pm PT
I agree these issues require tissues.
Blitzo

Social climber
Earth
Jul 24, 2009 - 12:09pm PT
Lynne, you don't remember seeing 666 in the bible?

Revelation 13:17-18
17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. 18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

It has also been 616 in some mss.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jul 24, 2009 - 12:10pm PT


Flanders!

Trad climber
June Lake, CA
Jun 20, 2010 - 10:02pm PT

Jesus is coming back, so get used to it.



Doug




BTW, BUMP
seth kovar

climber
Bay Area
Jun 20, 2010 - 10:04pm PT
Did Jesus come yet? I was in the bathroom.
karodrinker

Trad climber
San Jose, CA
Jun 20, 2010 - 10:12pm PT
Fart noises and this thread, what do they have in common? They're both stinky and laughable.
bestill

Trad climber
s. ca.
Jun 20, 2010 - 10:17pm PT
eli's comminn!
karodrinker

Trad climber
San Jose, CA
Jun 20, 2010 - 10:24pm PT
Nice pate. Funny sh#t. We'd have fun climbing together, bashing Christians and republicans at every pitch. If lightening strikes us down... Might be a sign...

That we shouldn't climb in thunderstorms.
tuolumne_tradster

Trad climber
Leading Edge of North American Plate
Jun 21, 2010 - 05:54pm PT
MisterE

Social climber
Bouncy Tiggerville
Jun 21, 2010 - 07:51pm PT
What would cheeses do?

jstan

climber
Jun 21, 2010 - 08:48pm PT
A biblical story that probably does have some foundation. I saw Adam's first meeting with Eve acted out once.

Adam's face was very worried and his concern for Eve's safety was evident as he advised her to stand back. He said, "I don't know how big this thing is going to get!"
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