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mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 3, 2014 - 12:43am PT
"KRAMER!"
What does Michael Richards lack that seems to ooze like a spring from the base of St. Chris Rock?
Credibility for starters.

"Then toys, right, BadAss Santa?"
"No, Barbie. Boys!"

Lenna had a huge Barbie-doll collection, birthdays and Christmases for years worth.
Kid called up tonight. Sweet gal, days of wine & roses, and blah...blah...

But Kramer! I so looked up to you.
Is he a nazi looking for a soup to go standing in line for in a Port 'o Subs?
Is he ALL noise?

http://www.cracked.com/article_17105_the-6-most-insincere-apologies-all-time.html
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
Dec 3, 2014 - 07:13am PT
Don't just say no to drugs (mind you I'm not advocating that you say yes), just tell Google you are not a Robot.


http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2014/12/03/google-captcha-recaptcha-turing-test/19820173/


I am not a robot. Can you hear me now?
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 3, 2014 - 08:37am PT
I get the same. I don't get it. It's time to pay off the BS Computer guy today. Well, his name's Kevin, he's not just some guy. Point is,

I'm browned off n gonna dalm cown and talk real slow and mellow.

I thought we got rid of this "ad-ware, sir."

Take it from there. See how it goes. Test the waters. Intimate that my nasal egesta is pointed in his general direction."I'm Snot, a robot."--Snot the robot
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
Dec 3, 2014 - 09:02am PT
Every picture tells a story or does it? John is gone, due to cancer.

Surfers just wanna have fun.

lostinshanghai

Social climber
someplace
Dec 3, 2014 - 10:58am PT

At least you should about the pipe: as for the stuff in the bag just basil or thyme.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 3, 2014 - 08:45pm PT
It's a genuine Millis pipe.

Pipe-lining us to the past.
I'd say that looks like the Salathe Wall of pipes, Jay.
Old school, none of that rolling cra-pola.
A shift load of "ascents" into a higher plane.
And maybe it's even been up the Big Stone?

[Click to View YouTube Video]

Which way to Shanghai?http://nation.time.com/2013/05/06/storming-the-beach-semper-fi-dude/

RIP, John.



Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Dec 3, 2014 - 10:56pm PT
I dumped it on Elcap pirate where I began a in memory to MyFrNDS in cosmic ws jk off ohwell hey 'twas fun muy ous
day ago I red a warning from the point achieved, I must have been high, it was a missive from you, (free of the Poe out and no pursed lips neither No need to tell me A gee)a very good man.
on YA sir for yo to
the post was a bump from that way back past
light, it was -- of deeper days when worthy thought was more often than not, the rule here
true dat?

We are all just fence posts here
as I said a fence post hearing is
ridiculous
here a fence post asks for a turtle hat
Chapaux?

the screeching noise can not be good!
pass the hat
as when I start
the squeale comes back
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxCan not open word so
sounds so fun and ex rated
but it is not from sites like
that ... that
killed the artists machine.
a overload of it's memory
I'm told pictures sounds
(sound) Chang Chang or dhon don do don-- Beethoven's 9th
can take up a lot of memory.....
a picture a day try seven to seventy
and away goes hard drive down the drain
rotor -rooter and away go troubles down the drain...
see that funny paper in the box for the floor of the cage?
it is bright and light and a shame to waste
so trade some time for an empty dell!?
Microsoft not my choice but the empty for almost free?
what does a hard drive and full set up cost?
soft ware package and anti-virus?
this is for a new post
head shot
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 3, 2014 - 11:37pm PT
Worthy thought for the day:

"I'm sure he's gonna go for the left drivel fake. He's all mine."

Just don't double-drivel, James.

"Getting off the snide"

A worthy practice.
It makes sense to be mellow.
Smoke weed every day.

I've found, as has GOTD, that off-the-wall piratical practices permit pre-discussion per back-passage PM-ing,
puffing on a pipe of Purple,
and elimination of certain prejudices.

"I got the munchies so bad I ate that old cheese in the reefer.
I liked the flavor even more than before."

It's a rich source of content with some fiber, back-channeling is,
if only one can sift through enough chaffing and read between the lines and even the letters of a gnome-gram;
and it promotes irregularity, a key to successful Flamery.

I'd post the Marty Robbins video, Gnome, except for excessive boob dementia hereabouts.
http://player.vimeo.com/video/6779174?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0&autoplay=1
[Click to View YouTube Video]

In every other song that I've heard lately
Some fellow gets shot
And his baby and his best friend both die with him
As likely as not
In half of the other songs
Some Cat's crying or ready to die
We've lost most of our happy people
And I'm wondering why

In every other thread that I’ve read lately
Some fellow gets shot
Or his baby who’s his best friend up and leaves him
As likely as not
In half of the other threads
Some one’s cryin’ Hey yer gunna die
We’ve lost some of our happy outlook
And I sure don’t know why

Let’s talk about climbing
Let’s talk about jamming
Let’s talk about the whippin’
And fallin’ and cleanin’
And the lovely, lovely movin’
Let’s forget about butt-hurtin’ and the lyin’
And the shooting and the dying
And the cops with a beefed-up tank
Let’s talk road-tripping
Let’s not get all mad

We lost old Marty's Robbins
Down in Lovers Leap a little while back
And now some n00b's shoes are left or one of them
Everyone's wearing Da Brim
But Werner's wit has gone downhill
And I feel like i might could die
If I don't keep a-tryin' to fix my hernia
Moose will be the only one you can buy
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Dec 3, 2014 - 11:59pm PT
qyouth the raven ....

and then
slowly
I
turn ?? Wha'izz at flay that you say what?.
a safe harbor
ha
not
but nor a catfish huh?(fish taco? bust a thought) no boobies to ad it is the 'mercan joke (eurodawg)Puritanism run umucka...
word was that other than tit city or authentic words that were my clue to judge
and I
respect
and dread that silence
Anastasia

climber
Home
Dec 4, 2014 - 12:36am PT
Bump... Rising above the spammer.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 4, 2014 - 08:51pm PT
Spam, wonderful Spam, rises above the savory slice of bacon or the pile of yummy pulled pork just as Lower Watkins Pinnacle rises above Mt. Watkins itself. In the same way as a single M&M candy matches up with a full Hershey Bar. It tries. And you try to dress it up as drivel, but it's doomed to failure, because in the end, everyone IS a critic, and some don't like bacon, but nobody really likes Spam, and everyone likes pulled pork.

Pulled pork is no longer trending, however. It's chipotle or nothing for today's market.

Leading to:
Chipotle Chimney
Chipocolocotle Corner
Chipotle and Chips
Chipotle Snack Crack

"Punning is basically the humor of eight-year-old boys."--the good humor pundit

Rising above the Golden Gate, the spam unites the North and the South bay.
It carries the slaves to work and brings them home again to their barracoons in Mill Valley, Ross, and Kentfield.
The spamming of the Golden Gate was an idea whose time had come long since;
and, just as emancipation of the black slaves by Lincoln helped make this country great,
the deliverance of Marin commute slaves from dependence on fairies by the engineering brilliance of Morrow and Strauss [and Ellis, but that's a long story]
helped make the San Francisco Bay Area what it is today,
the home of the World Champion Giants baseball team!

Carrying the theme eastward, over the Sierra Nevada, we see Mound House, NV, and can't help but compare it to Spam, as well.

Spam is a "crossover product," much like the humble Clif Bar--they put all kinds of stuff in there and gourmets avoid it like it was off-brand catsup.The toll for trolls is nothing. They disdain the roadway above and seem to thrive instead in the cold and shadows underneath. It's damp and they smell funny, but Chongo is good entertainment, so it's livable.
And it's free, unlike camping in a NP.
It's an adventure as well, in some frames of reference.

[Comparisons of Camp 4 and the undersides of bridges are not invited, as it is borderline un-PC.]

The multitude of Bear Creek spams in Merced are shown here.^^^
Among them, two rail bridges.
The BNSF's rail line spam is obvious, but the spur line's spam is hardly visible behind the concrete spams of north- and south-bound 16th St., old 99.

Off in the distance is the spam of Freeway 99 over the creek.

And there are various spams of cable strung throughout, which the birds apparently appreciate.

We have yet to see what the high-speed rail spam will be like, or if it will use it's speed to jump this relative puddle.

Compare the various spams all you like to the Golden Gate.

Or to the Bay Bridge...er, Spam.
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
Dec 4, 2014 - 09:08pm PT
Richard Joly is gone too.

Last time I checked WindAnSea was still there.

All stock photos? or did zorroBrown actually take them. I doubt it. Dude never had a camera, let alone mower or sweeper. Was Tim Leary ever free or was that just the price?

Got mashed potatoes, ain't got no T-bone.

-themarvelettes
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 5, 2014 - 11:44am PT
I'm taking in your slack, Dingus. :0)
Marxwell (formerly, Occident) is a census-designated place and farm community in Colusa County, California. It lies at an elevation of 92 feet (28 m).
Located off Interstate 5, it is home to Marxwell High School.
The main crop grown is rice, though a variety of others such as grapes, almonds, squash, ennui, and sunflowers are grown as well.
One of the largest businesses in the vicinity is the Crushing Boredom Cooperative Mill and the main avocation is bird watching.

Its zip code is 95955, which adds up to 33 in comparison to other locations in the same county, using the Zip Code Test
which scored an average of 30.
Marxwell's area code is 530, the same as Chico's, which yields 8. Not very high Marx. I'm not convinced area code sums are a valid point of comparison between communities or people.
Marxwell's population was 1,103 at the 2010 census.
How many were actually breathing, however, is the interesting question.
To kindred spirits!
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
Dec 5, 2014 - 04:12pm PT
Almost two inches of rain in the storm that passed through and I am happy to report, no leaks.

Mt Lukens was formerly Sister Ellie Mtn. and Lukens was an interesting fellow. Will try to fill you all in later, but I'm trying to track down who Sister Ellie was first.

Muriatic acid is the best pipe cleaner, though, some claim it starts a chemical process which cannot be reversed. I seriously doubt this contention.

What purpose do those drain cleanouts outside the house serve. As far as I can tell, none, even if you are able to get them open somehow.

This old hosue is filled with sin, it will swallow you in.

On the thirty-first floor, a gold plated door won't keep out the Lord's burning rain.

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 5, 2014 - 07:20pm PT
A hearty TFPU to you, Dingus, and to U2, TimidToprope.

Youtube missile sites were aimed at Lodoga, Stonyford, Bear Valley and Elk Creek, I found in an old episode of California's Gold.
HH was in Paskenta, once, but very, very briefly--he sneezed and missed it.

Quoting Wikipedia.
Paskenta is a census-designated place (CDP) in Tehama County, California. Paskenta is said to be an Indian term for "under the bank".
Historically, it had greater local importance due to the presence of an active lumber mill.
The ZIP Code is 96074, for a low total not worth mentioning.
The community is inside area code 530.
Paskenta sits at an elevation of 725 feet (221 m).
The 2010 United States census reported Paskenta's population was 112.
Within Paskenta, there is a store for gas and food also called "Paskenta". It is newly reconstructed.

I have a cousin, Sheila, who lives in Tehama Co., in the dinky burg of Igo.
I haven't seen Sheila since we were children.
They live on the Ono side of town, off of Platina Rd.

I went to Wikipedia again to look up Igo. I go there often.

Igo is an unincorporated community with 625 residents 9 miles west of Redding, CA. Its ZIP Code is 96047. Wired Telephone numbers follow the pattern 530-396-xxxx. It has a neighboring town of Ono 4.0 miles west. It is also home to the Northern California Veterans Cemetery,[1] dedicated in December 2005. It has a post office, elementary school, general store, and a restaurant/beer & wine bar/banquet hall - The Igo Inn. It is also home to Brigadoon Castle Bed and Breakfast, but it is now a private residence.

There are several explanations how the community received its name.

Me,
I'm thinking of an itinerant grammar school teacher and poet/songwriter,
a-movin' through the area code,
teachin' the kids about not usin' apostrophes in their writin', but in a song, it's Otay (and we've been there),
but without a trace of the Norman Clyde gene,
a one who carries his library in a gunny sack
with a pan turned on his head for a hat.
He's not one of the guys, puma-hunting all over the Yolla Bolly.
And he's not some bar-fly sitting on the rim of the Valley
watchin' the little DMTs and TTs, LOL,
lookin' like mini-Huells (" I got dual Huells mounted on that truck in Marxwell."),
GPS-ing but not relying on 'em,
instinct tellin' 'em where to go,
and with a good map on the bench of the pick-em-up, like.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ono,_California

This is Fresno County back in the day, back in the first decade of the century.
Plus ca change...
[Click to View YouTube Video]
Smelly Ranch, Yougo, Hewent, Letswent, Jumpbail, Earlymay, Gas Point, Slow Death.
Igo has frequently been noted on lists of unusual place names.

"Ninety-five percent!"

Wrigley owned 100% of Catalina Island, I found by watching California's Gold.
There was the interview with Nick Fiore on Glacier Point, too.
[Click to View YouTube Video]
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 6, 2014 - 09:23am PT
Found this in my email from Pinterest today.

BooDawg's still hard at work, even in the snow.

Beauty of a shot, Ken.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 6, 2014 - 09:58pm PT
December six is the feast day of St. Nicholas.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas

It's the day before Pearl Harbor Day.

It's two days from the feast of Our Lady of Guadalupe.
It's the first Saturday in December, time for the Christmas Parade. I passed on the first half...

Santa Claus seems to have made a good recovery from his recent debauch,
as seen on the FNPWD thread last week just before the goods were due to be shipped.
He was driven to drink but quick as a wink Santa's back in the pink.
And with an official driver to watch him and the candy girl trailing just behind
the fine antique fire suppression vehicle
throwing out Jolly Ranchers.

And there were bands and cheerleaders
and 4-H
and Christian denominations and bikers
and floats and kids all over
and the Mexican riders and the Roller Gals
...and no rain.And Santa elft and that was that.

So Merry Christmas and a bottle of rum.
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
Dec 6, 2014 - 10:01pm PT
Shit!! Dude.

Nothing ain't worth nothing, but free advertising is heaven-sent.
-Mary Worth said that

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 6, 2014 - 10:16pm PT
Rather glaring and blatant attempts at mediocre chains' ads fail to fool
above all "the man who sees behind," zBrown.
You win fries and a soft drink.

A JP christmas song for all.[Click to View YouTube Video]

A Christmas Card for neebee
God bless. You are the angel on the Taco Tree.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Dec 6, 2014 - 11:51pm PT
[Click to View YouTube Video]I sure miss my Bevin this time of year. *sniff*

She's doing well and doing good work with the folks back in Brooklyn.

Her partner is free of breast cancer at last. But, alas, her Shes Two dog Macy is practicing for a doggie surfing exhibition in combination with hydrotherapy. There are strong hints that her sponsor, Noe's Surf and Pet Store, might be going under due to a lawsuit involving one of their boards and a canine. Bevin's representing the owners. She was not at liberty to say more.

She sent this advice as a private party.
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