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Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Nov 26, 2014 - 08:17am PT
third time is the charm no harm, no fowl, after Birdsong thanks to Z 12/13/13 '77 birdstar thred
that Is a sweet Morning Dew a song down
of all the gaul HAPPY THANKSGIVING ... the rest of the following is more about my life
Hide the children
Call the cops,
the book I am writing is
missing in action
But the threads all told number
more than the longest circular, not out and back, procurement
cC seeing is fun and dreaming is
as good was as it seems
This train wreck that thread,
mighty drink it it's last drought?? I think not as is it sends goofs and sharp zap jabs
Into the universe

where ever I am
ie
nowhere
Near The
The Near Trapps..... photo call going,

Going to post up fresh pebbles small rocks that rock.....
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 26, 2014 - 12:34pm PT
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 26, 2014 - 02:23pm PT
Since it's TG, the Rev's in town.
Adios till later, turkeys.

But first, from Tobia's farm.
[Click to View YouTube Video]
the Rev's a dancin' fool, ya know.

He even knows the Sweetbread Shuffle.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 26, 2014 - 07:25pm PT
"Midwest to Southwest" by Dan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91_jZ4XqWJY

Madison WI climbers mass assault ROAD TR to CA & NV.

Rated G. As in Gokul.

Fun, guaranteed.
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
Nov 26, 2014 - 07:42pm PT
I liked C.W. so well, that I adopted him over on the Tangled up in Torrents site.


[Click to View YouTube Video]
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 26, 2014 - 08:45pm PT
Two old farts doing nothing but passing gas.

All that passing grass is long ago and practiced no mo' by the Rev. He has had recent heartache and wanted to tell me about it.I'll explain about the Flames' Used Car Lot: it was a scam we dreamed up this afternoon. No, really. It never happened. I imagined it and the Rev went along with it. An the Rev never lies! Ergo, whatever...

It was at the west end of Main. Next to Bear Creek. We used to go drink Old English there in the night with Louis and Louis and Louis' brother Leo. They introduced us to Stout-a-Malt Liquor. But hey, it WAS in fact a used car lot, no fence along the creek. It's now just a used used car lot with lots of nothing but dirt, used dirt, too. No weeds. And there' always the creek, but there's no creek! Kaput!

Everything's going kaput! in the drought.
So I suggested that maybe Flames lore could be enhanced by a scam like this place. "I would stop at nothing to sell you nothing, Jefe." "Nothing would make me happier than Anything I can imagine than to have you sell me all the nothing you have." "But what will I tell my other pseudo-customers, Jefe?" "You should tell them, nothing doing and then do nothing more."

The very idea of nothing is nothing more than imagination.

Someone give me a +0.

I acted out a slab climb, too, while out cruising on DeLong Road, out past the SEE-ment plant and the place where they plant the dead who aren't Catholic and will go to hell and burn for it.

It was a total scam, too, but death was staring me in the face all the while, so it became a minor adventure, hardly worth a TR, let alone a spread in The Flames. On the top after some exertion, I was standing on top of a square-cut granite slab three or so feet high feeling pre--*--tty good. :0)

In order to get my creaky frame up to the top, which is where some of these were taken, I needed genuine chimney technique. I had my approach boots on so I made the top with not much effort. Granite is so friendly when it's tame. I had more trouble getting down, really, because I had the camera round my neck. There was the sharp pointy top of a wire fence involved as well. And I'm on Warfarin, which means if I get cut I bleed out.

Did I mention my hernia?*

I'm sure some neighbor hood kid got the FA years ago.

the Rev had me spotted from the front seat of his pick-up.

There were no cars on the lot, because the whole deal with the Flames is all about NO FING CARS!

Who needs'em anyways? They are murder weapons and sacred cows.
I need a break.[Click to View YouTube Video]


*The hernia surgery last Monday was postponed, if I haven't mentioned that here. More tests before the docs are happy. *sigh*

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 26, 2014 - 09:37pm PT
"My dogs are barkin'. Let's get in the truck an motate."
"Where we goin'?" "Nowhere." "What are we gonna do?" "Nothin'." "Final answer? You sure you don't wanna buy me a fish taco?" "Nothing is more bland than a fish taco except a mush taco." There is no question, then, about my never eating a fish taco. the Rev sez bland, I don't care for one, thanks. Maybe a feesh taco. One made with nice fresh feesh, too.
[Click to View YouTube Video]
There were no dead fish on the creek bank anywhere. Coons get them, I reckon.

So we pushed thru traffic south to the other end of town. Came round on Childs over the freeway and on down past his dad's old wrecking yard. Then we turned up DeLong, a dirt road edging a large field on the right and shacky places on the left, but there are no actual houses, just shacky-looking fences.
It's another favored teen drinking hang, DeLong Road, because it's not that long and it's not winding except it makes a left up there just before you come to Merced Monuments' yard.
There are dead people out there, too, as it's a county cemetery further up on the left. Great spot. Though there are far better, this is "in town." On a foggy night it's better, too.
Teen spirits, '60s-style. The only smell, though, would be from Jade East cologne overdose, or Brut, or doobie.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 26, 2014 - 09:52pm PT
On the way back downtown we ran across this pretentious character. Werner could do this stupid trick stuff with an ice axe, I'll bet. lol
by then we'd had our fill of nothing so we took one cruise down Main to Middle Earth.

JuggetyJug & JiggityJig.
Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum.
I'm his friend, he's my chum.
He's got all ten, I lost a thumb.

Zero sum, gee I'm dumb.

+0/-0 = 0
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
Nov 26, 2014 - 10:00pm PT
What is that pizza flipper doing in the bike lane?

Why didn't Flipper get more credit for his pioneering poses in the Lil' Rascals?



Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Nov 27, 2014 - 02:42am PT
crack the day open I have to drive
The 'morrow to you no no thing good about it as it has pissed and snowed east cost Droole
Can't ski it it smells... well ... like NJ
my molar is jacked as the kids say and my sisters kids are Now adults and the
table is at grandmotherinlaasc wha'izz it about the whole phony shin dig ??
crap this scrabble game and the painters set-up that JayBird's computer was
Not set to hold and fold three pages of word and YouTube and Taco and....pictures
(what'd YA think, I should have said porn)
Needless either way brown goo could might very well be visible but she is not letting me see.
that is a to 'xplain that Shablet has a mind of her own and plays jokes when warm and then I shut down.
crazy for me as to keep three things straight in a row and one at a time is what I will have to ponder through out time and childhood space is always. in the way of duplication. As of now it is just concerning me as to who might be and what to me is it any how??
if I do not see it on the Internet it has not happened until I have time to check
Don Rickels, I went... whose slaughter did I fall for? and is it all well and fine as i wearers aHat!!
what slither is this? and using Eddie Albert Calling him Hogan Crane?
the pure confused original poster= Rachel Welch for me and Betty Grabble or Garbo for you?
see way out in the past was the ski trips and real establishing a life of cooking and travel writing before Internet killed the golden goose. Video killed the radio star!!!
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Nov 27, 2014 - 03:26am PT
Some thing lights up and then not so much; at the same time as the eBay auction has Dolt Pitons, the contrast that is resident in those pins
See the Dolt thread.
A full load of greetings and good wishes,
As family is a blessing and a local cop
It seems as the turn turns
is there
and of course noway to make it rain
but still was thinking of that STS hmmm
Saga by definition,
Cheers with a sore mouth
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 27, 2014 - 04:53am PT
Molar Storm Bears Down on Jersey.
Ecstasy Downs prepares for worst pain EVER!Middle Earth sends in the National Regard.Obama blames lack of proper oral hygiene."I'm sticking to my gums."http://www.phinneywood.com/2013/07/
What would C.E. Watkins do?
Why, take a photograph, of course.
And not that this video has anything to do with porn, mind you. I just like it for the song.[Click to View YouTube Video]It may help you feel better, but really, weed's the best thing for it. New York Sour Diesel was the child of a guy from California, I've learned.
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Nov 27, 2014 - 06:39am PT
not if I started when I did
keep on going up the track jack 'cause I got nothing new to say..
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 27, 2014 - 06:41am PT
"Make it a point to come see us."
Thanksgiving Specials.
Black Friday means nothing down, nothing left to buy.
We have lots of nothing. Smoke weed every day
Whenever it's possible,
If you've got any.
Watch out for the Fritos Bandito.
And definitely believe nothing that fish taco salesman has to say.http://photoseed.com/collection/group/the-photographic-times-1890/

Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Nov 27, 2014 - 06:55am PT
yes and yes and so bring on the best stickeey buds,One time I had some Seattle Supersonic! and real exotics from Hawaii and Thai Land! diesel is a mix up and a big no no --at the moment. --I do judge on the fact as a matter of fact. I tell you we find it the best trac that if we hide in plain sight and just show up and smile the leaving at least is grand no puncuA toon!!
a punch to the soul speaking with the dual laity of pre censorship
three cheers to Lodi both east and yours out where my family usually belongs on turkey thnxgvng with all the rest out west!




oh and just as an edit close by to the reference; You could not have known, I can say that as I knew Cruickshank, that was a clan of sicofants. A family of Writers, cynics and well educated
Bulging eyed yes men, who wrote anything to please a purse, as it were. That was the way to make a living as a writer.
let me not even go there....

V VVV. V V V V V V VVVVV. VVV
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 27, 2014 - 07:49am PT
Stuck in the gut at Lodi.http://www.rc.umd.edu/gallery/napoleon-sanguinary-battle-bridge-lodi

Band Wagon/Red House Live at the Bridge pub, Lodi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVDmFc_R9OQ

Band Wagon/You Really Got Me Live at the Bridge pub, Lodi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s1xdY24f9Y

I wonder what the Obamas and the Bidens are doing for Turkey Day?
[Click to View YouTube Video]YAY! Cheese is saved for Christmas Dinner!
Drive safe and watch out for Fritos air-pirates!

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 28, 2014 - 02:25am PT
The tradition started in 1924.

In 1927, Felix the Cat became the the first-ever character balloon.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 28, 2014 - 11:14am PT
From just yesterday, when men were openly referred to as "manly" and n00bs were known as "novices."
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=10134&msg=10134#msg10134

Back when they didn't think twice about taking out a view-spoiling tree.
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
Nov 28, 2014 - 02:46pm PT
Is that Licky propping up the tree and wondering where-in-the-hell that Lower Pass is?

Shameless plug. Keep your eye out for the upcoming release of:

Lower Merced Pass SuperNatural ©®


Due at all legitimate MedMarDispensaries by Christmas.


mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Nov 29, 2014 - 12:14am PT

Peaceful holiday weekend.
Climb safely.
Hope your flights don't get cancelled.
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