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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Dec 20, 2014 - 12:22am PT
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MisterE, that made me laugh and smile . . . Oh, I forgot my first world problem.
That Microwave thingy, may be for you but mine won't show me the timeand count down back wards at the same time
My kids changed the password to turn on the tablet, little fookrrz, At Two o'clock in the morning the blood pressure spike of the three try's and tablet shut down was going to have me freaking out.
As a rule I have a stout drink on Friday nights and post on P.T.P.P. while drinking thread (Wiz califa) but not tonight Yet,
I would normally turn on the tablet at two in the morning for a minute or two and fall right back to sleep in front of the open screen.
Quonk-out so to speak.
Not getting my way! No fridaynite posting while drinking, drinking or not, has turned the first world problem of not knowing the password an hour ago into this insomnia induced Rant.
Now the old dog - she is scuffling about, what would she do if I did not get back up?cross her legs?
So I sing out "Dawg I'm coming"- she understands around four thousand words and phrases but only listens when she wants to, typical teenager, she is fifteen!
Having a hundred pounds of dawg.
A fifteen year old girl dawg that is finally becoming a beetch.
having a 15yr old girl dog that looks way to scary at night when she likes to wander off down the street with a blinking orange lite on her collar.
First World Problems ?
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Sierra Ledge Rat
Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
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Dec 20, 2014 - 04:17am PT
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Dammit! They ran out of Turk's Head Amber Ale
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Rock!...oopsie.
Trad climber
the pitch above you
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Dec 20, 2014 - 06:36am PT
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SLR - No biggie, the lager is better anyway... but if you are on Providenciales, beware the airport on the way home - that place is a true third world shithole.
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High Fructose Corn Spirit
Gym climber
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Dec 20, 2014 - 06:57am PT
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Stupid cup handle in the microwave always faces the wrong way at the end of the warming cycle!
Good one!
Possible 1st World solution:
Note the tray's cycle time for one revolution. Choose a warming time that is a multiple of this cycle time. Eg, 20s, 40s, 60s...
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SC seagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, or In What Time Zone Am I?
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Jan 10, 2015 - 12:58pm PT
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Moab locals....looking for a recommendation for a good landscape architect and on going gardening maintenance and a deck builder. Thanks!
The Larry...any thoughts?
Susan
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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Jan 16, 2015 - 06:02pm PT
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Leaving SF bay on a Friday night, via Sunol Grade at peak rush hour. And to top it off, we're going to ski on whatever sludge is left at Badger Pass.
Edit: 2 hours later in Manteca...
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Chaz
Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
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Jan 16, 2015 - 06:21pm PT
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I opened up a bag of beans to make dinner tonight, and the bag was full of bugs!
( maybe that's actually a Third World problem, but I just bought the goddamn beans yesterday at Costco )
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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Jan 16, 2015 - 08:01pm PT
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Chaz, you got a bargain! Free protein!
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John M
climber
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Jan 16, 2015 - 08:02pm PT
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reporters don't know anything about climbing..
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TGT
Social climber
So Cal
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Jan 16, 2015 - 08:07pm PT
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Reporters don't know anything about anything.
(and don't care as long as it sells add time)
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MisterE
Gym climber
Bishop, CA
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Jan 16, 2015 - 08:11pm PT
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I can't figure out how that extra "draft" hole on my canned beer works.
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Srbphoto
climber
Kennewick wa
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Jan 16, 2015 - 09:40pm PT
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having to rappel with a 25 lb baby on your back
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Jan 17, 2015 - 03:07am PT
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I can't figure out how "Black Hole" got on my calendar. . . beer works.
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Flip Flop
Trad climber
Truckee, CA
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Jan 17, 2015 - 08:30am PT
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Srbhoto for the win ^^.
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High Fructose Corn Spirit
Gym climber
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Jan 29, 2015 - 11:48am PT
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In my Premiere Pro, there is no built-in voice recognition search feature in the audio portion so I don't have to waste time cuing up what I need.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Jan 29, 2015 - 11:52am PT
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Premiere Pro what? Condoms?
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MisterE
Gym climber
Bishop, CA
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Jan 30, 2015 - 09:02pm PT
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The (American) footballs are not inflated right, Dammit!
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SC seagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, or In What Time Zone Am I?
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Feb 22, 2015 - 02:36pm PT
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Winter cold water diving to clean the boat bottom
Susan
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Feb 23, 2015 - 08:40am PT
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SC seagoat, why didn't you guys do it old school style and careen her?
Much more civilized.
And to make a contribution to this important thread I will note that although
I am not subject to this gubmint travesty yet I'm already pissed off about
having to take my Required Minimum Distributions (RMDs).
Next thing you know they'll be telling me how to spend it! GRRR!
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