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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Sep 13, 2014 - 05:59am PT
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It's not morning yet? Yer on the West Coast?
ARE YOU PULLING MY LEG, Anita514, aka:
little miss 5 X 5,
the walking refrigerator,
the pig of the north woods,
the beast who talks,
the mysterious selfie the nemophilist,
seldom-seen except in pictures taken mostly by herself?
That's a joke. :0)
And before you say, "So are you," well, I know that.
Yesterday a.m. it was norwegian...today it's incomprehensible.
You remind me of a certain blonde.
[Click to View YouTube Video]She's not blonde then. She was smarter, too.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Sep 13, 2014 - 09:16am PT
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Miss 5 x 5?
A pig?
Thanks??
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Sep 13, 2014 - 09:32am PT
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Bed without breakfast for you! But no clean sheets...
Can't take a little rib? No, cuz you gotta have 'em all! Ha Ha.
You are not a target of hate, quite the contrary.
I have come to view you as a sort of little bratty sister.
Nyah.
IF you were way overweight, you would likely still out-climb MY sorry scrawny butt.
As Spider Savage says:
1,000 words, free of charge. SASE to...The Flames.
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
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Sep 13, 2014 - 09:36am PT
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Mouse is the "morning mello" of Supertopo.
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Sep 13, 2014 - 11:16am PT
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I can take a couple/3 ribs.. just didn't get the 5 x 5 comment.
Don't worry Mouse, I won't beat you up unless you ask me to.
Spider: What kinda car?
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Psilocyborg
climber
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Sep 13, 2014 - 12:22pm PT
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Sitting alone in the den watching the eel
Help me find my way home watching the eel
Burrows it's head in the sand, daylight has come
There shall be rest in a while, daylight has come
I can not reveal the words of the golden eel
Who can explain all these thoughts racking my mind
An endless barrage of sh#t racking my mind
The eel offered his help I can't understand
Speaking it's truth from the bank now I can see
I can not reveal the words of the golden eel
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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Sep 13, 2014 - 02:00pm PT
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ol' moose de merced is mixing up his metaphors again he meant
12 X 5
Notice that Rosetta ("Tharp" the Sixth) Stone was not allowed on the cover of this one. Speaking metaphorically of course.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Sep 13, 2014 - 02:07pm PT
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My snotty little brother Tim, the alpine skier, called Fat Chicks that.
As in you needed to walk around them...
He's probably not aware of the term "rock climbing" as it's used in balling a BBW. He's such a prude down under the cool...
Dare I listen to Ween's Eel?
I could easily make a rhyme, a couple couplets about elvers, juvenile eels.
I'm an ancient juvenile.
Ely, NV, was home to my great-aunt Mickey, or Mildred. (No, I'll stick with Mickey, otay?)
I will be going on the bus, hopefully meeting with GLee at the local Amtrak.
Robert E. Lee, which leads to Big Pink, which leads to Lucky Pink and the fact that my Facelift camping reservation is in the bag with the cats.
The Best of The Band/The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3JaosE-gZE
"...and all the people were singin'..."
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Sep 13, 2014 - 03:00pm PT
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BossJulia and Mighty Hungry, holding up the apple.No trouble in Paradise with these two cleaning up after us.
See ya to da mop buckets, eh?
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Sep 13, 2014 - 04:34pm PT
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An important part of the Miss 5 X 5 Internationle Competition revolves around memories--not what one might expect, eh?
The Geography Quiz is always entertaining.
A Texas flake, oh,
She hailed from Waco
She failed the test so
She took to the street, ho
"See the attention who, George. He reminds me of yo."--Goodnight Gracie
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Sep 13, 2014 - 05:14pm PT
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Liz grew up big and beautiful.
Some might say she grew up all wrong.
I don't care.
MooseDrool could fast.
We know who would last.
[Click to View YouTube Video]From 12 X 5, oddly. Or evenly. No mo' controversy this aft.
Shot of Tres Culturas Blanco is in order.
I'd pour you one, Anita, were you here.
Damn, that was nice.
Makes me want to go play on the river road at night.
I can hear the bullfrog callin' me.
NOT an "epic" cover, but adequate, given the personnel/Green River
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B33s42EWavA
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Sep 13, 2014 - 05:49pm PT
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I will be leaving shortly for a ramble into the wild blue re-sett sunsent.
It's up to you to prevent the forces of nature from behaving badly while I'm out photographing Sol's daily goodnight, Gracie. Can I depend on you?
"Of course, George. Where is that new box of Depends, anyway?"
Faux pas de Mama, or,
Forces of Nature.
Courtesy of National Geographic, nature porn at it's near-finest. Scanned by me--I'm not giving credits cuz they're a giant pain in the rear.
"As the buildings were destroyed, black, dusty smoke was thrown up," a survivor told an Al Jazeera reporter. "Then the tsunami swallowed up the smoke."
"How did fish, twice the length of those pre-eruption rainbows, reappear?"
"It injected more particulate into the stratosphere than any eruption since Krakatoa did in 1883. Over the following months, the aerosols formed a global layer of sulfuric acid haze. Global temperatures dropped by about 0.5 °C (0.9 °F) in the years 1991-93, and ozone depletion temporarily increased substantially."--yes, I'm citing Wiki; ironic, isn't it
"By Jupiter!" "Gramps, you mean 'OMG.'"
Whales calling out in the desert to Neptune's deaf ear.
"STicks and STones, my friend. That's the ticket."
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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Sep 13, 2014 - 09:11pm PT
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Lou's Reed never played to no stinkin' chimps
Jane on the other hand is sweet
John SB Leaky said that (Seymour Bazett for the unitiated)
Sorry for all the ads, but somebodey has to apy for all that monkey chow ... er ... bananas
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Sep 13, 2014 - 09:59pm PT
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Well, the Callin' Doves, the attn. hos, have been chased out of the temple of Taco.
We must learn to live with out our "little darlings," our brilliant posts and ripostes which found their way into that missing thread.
The question now should be not Where Did the Hos Head, but rather, What Serial Are You Watching Now?
STarring me as Flash, neebee as Eve Arden, weej as the Emperor of Minn., zBhrown as Dr. Zharkov, and Pslilocyborg as the Cyborg Master. T Hocking plays the Rocket, "Chip."
Parts, segments are missing. We only have part one of thirteen. When we find the rest, the Death Star will make an appearance.
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The Sulfur-Yellow Planet is the target and the Force of Nature is not with it. I fear that orb is doomed.
STay tombed, raiders.
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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Sep 13, 2014 - 10:04pm PT
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ShaZaam, dude. Can I get some fries with that?
Merced Mouse Club - daily at 5:00 PM
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Sep 13, 2014 - 10:21pm PT
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Serial Climber Knocks Off AstroMan!!!
Alex phone home!
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He is not of us.
Yet he is the leader.
Ironic, eh?
"I like getting high off the ground."
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Sep 13, 2014 - 10:43pm PT
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What happened to Yippie-yu?
More questions.
I can answer that one. (My little girl is a lawyer.)
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Somtimes, the feeling is right
You fall in love for the first time
Heartbeat, and kisses so sweet
Summertime love in the moonlight
Ah-yippie-yi-yu
Ah-yippie-yi-yeah
Ah-yippie-yi-yu-ah
--Aqua
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Sep 14, 2014 - 12:32am PT
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THE DECADE THAT GOT DELETED
Dreams are fleeting,
Sheep are bleating,
While wolves are eating,
Everyone's cheating.
I could rhyme deleting
But that would be repeating
What was said by Stephen Keating
About the crappy seating
In Valhalla on Judgement Day.
The heroes were on trial for their honor:
Say the wrong things you're a goner.
"No words, just actions,' said Hizzoner.
Say, Lynn's halo looks good on her.
Now-old moms and even older dads,
Some of whom were college grads,
Soon came to live in old C4,
First by the few, then by the score.
The scene was over:
No more clover.
Dissing, fistfights,
Calling names;
Bolting wars,
Real stupid games.
And we're lost in the eighties again....
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